| The QPRland of Misfit Toys 15:30 - Jan 19 with 467 views | Rsole |
Xavi, players are overlooked for a variety of biased reasons and perceived flaws:
Age, appearances, personality, tekkers, ugly girlfriends, poor car choices, bad fashion choices like fur coats, stone selection & green bikini, Anita Dobson haircuts etc.
However, of the all the players for us to select, I believe that we now have a championship play-off team squad of footballers that we can chose from - IF - we play them in my 4-3-3 formation.
Because everyone else in the championship plays another system and therefore under values them or plays them the wrong way – look at Chrissy Willock and Flex Armstrong.
What do you mean, Marti ?
Well, look at Smythy for example. When he plays with Jimmy and Kieron on the right, there’s a very different player there – brimming with confidence and occasionally scoring, albeit from the halfway line.
Michi (check Tatt for spelling) gets goals because other players apparently know where he is running to and pass/cross accordingly. Rayan looks more and more instinctive as a finisher because we’ve got him anticipating the play and following up.
Our old destroyer, Fieldy, is now a box to box player creating his own chances and we found a gem in Kieron from the YTS group that was cutting the grass on Shepherds Bush green with scissors.
Ronnie Edwards can actually play and looks much better when I select him in the correct position, ideally between two experienced centre backs.
We’ve got two cheese eating surrender monkeys that now fight, stop goals and prevent attacks and Harold Lloyd’s brother who is so unpredictable, not even he knows what could happen next.
Crikey, we can even beat the first man at corners and aren’t really reliant on Illy anymore, FFS !
We are the island of misfit toys – just don’t tell Christian we have changed his game model and adopted Martiball. He’s busy hiding all the contracts, fan groups and looking at stats so we can get away with it until the summer preseason tour I reckon.
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| Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?
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