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TextGate Continuing 13:34 - Jan 8 with 1507 viewswespens

These texts posted by the Tangerine Knights who seem on a mission!

The following is a list of texts from Karl Oystons phone and various Blackpool fans. Screenshots of all the texts have been seen to verify them and they are listed here as we have them.

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Fan: Getting rid of Conor Hunt. Must be saving all of £250 a week. Genius.
Karl: Every penny counts!
Fan: Good to see the premiership money, Charlie Adam money, DJ Cambell money, Tom Ince money all reinvested on the squad. Pesky agents, eh!
Karl: You forgot the Mcgahey money!
Fan: Chicken feed to you, surely?
Karl: Every penny counts



Fan: So Riga isn't coming back. A marketing ploy to flog discount season tickets? Gonna have a lot of XXXXXXed off supporters come wolves
Karl: Worked well

Fan: Lucky for you we have a mixture of loyal & stupid supporters. I'm one of the peculiar ones who hasn't been a home game since our play-off failure season. Why should we part with our money and put it into the club when you refuse to do the same?

Karl: Stay away.

Fan: Don't worry. I will. More are clicking on to your ways every season. Sussed you out after you failed to back Holloway, two seasons running. Enjoy 4,000 bumspiders rattling around bloomers in league one next season.

Karl: I will thanks


Fan: Gary Rowett, now mark robins. No shame at all.

Karl: None.

Fan: Only won't sack Riga because you don't wanna part with compensation money. Just do everyone a favour, take the last parachute payment and go. Please. Nobody wants you here.

Karl: Compo 20k, wrong again but hey.

Fan: Segesta profiting well from the BFC slush fund. Supporters aren't think you know. Not asking for tens of millions to be spent. 4 million budget to build a squad still modest & would get 2 or 3 quality players in.

Karl: #cashcow


Fan: Lee Clark? Well, he's used to working for crooks I guess x

Karl: And cheap

Fan: Brucie bonus. Loved the pretending your signal had dipped out to avoid answering collymores question. classic.

Karl: Masterstroke eh.

Fan: Clark was qucik to believe you'd back him! What a fool.

Karl: I will. Fools are the ones that can't think for themselves.

Fan: I can think for myself, I think we're already relegated.

Karl: Clearly can't. Morose defeatist.

Fan: Oh because the majority think it we must be wrong? Is the earth not round either? I'm not a defeatist, I have not given up in the fight to get our club owned by someone who is willing to put football first.

Karl: You've lost that one already. Football First what utter crap.

Fan: Yes I didn't think they would be words you'd approve of.

Karl: Hardly earth shattering.

Fan: You not impressed? Sorry, should we increase the protests?

Karl: Do your very worst, think my worst will be far better.

Fan: Have you not already tried to inflict your worst on the club? We've not exactly got much left.

Karl: Not even started.

Fan: Why would you want to "do your worst" though? 9/10 for the pumpking, tangerine and even spelt correctly.. Shame you won't disappear after Halloween though!

Karl: I am a never ending nightmare revenge mission.

Fan: Never doubted it for a moment.

Great appointment in Clark! Really, well done. Another step close to desgtroying us. What's next on the list?

Karl: Too much to list

Fan: surely you have them in order? Not a very good plan otherwise.

Karl: Course I have and am ahead of schedule.

Fan: Estimated completion date?

Karl: Three years should do it.

Fan: Then will you leave?

Karl: Nope of course not, we will never leave ever.

Fan: But what will be the point in staying once you've completed the destruction of the club?

Karl: Property income.

Fan: Bet you're gutted Ranger got on tonight. Appearance fee.

Karl: Not for long though and it's pro rata so don't worry about me.

Fan: You binning him off, or finally selling up?

Karl: Selling to which imaginary purchaser?

Fan: You said "not for long" wishful thinking"! So, you offloading ranger then?

Karl: He wasn't on the pitch too long and appearance payments are pro rata! Do keep up!

Fan: Sorry not had my coffee yet. Been a busy morning. Only nine points adrift then. Operation league one well on track.

Karl: operation conference actually. silly billy.

Fan: With your transfer policy I see that being achieved within 4 years. Congratulations.

Karl: Thanks, your support means so much.

Fan: Genuine question. Why do you hate your own fans (customers) so much?

Karl: I don't waste my time hating anyone.

Fan: Why are you hell bent on runing the club then. Any decent player we sell on, money never reinvested on the squad. It's pretty obvious you're only interested in the commercial & property side of the club. That'll suffer the lower we sink through the divisions.

Karl: Wherever did you come up with that factless opinion from? Think where we were when I took over if you have the ability to think rationally.

Fan: Your dad bought the club for a pound. Promotion to the premier league would've easily covered the debts accumulated over the years in one foul swoop. No issue with you taking back the money you put in at all. If you spend even hald of what we received for transfers fans would be happy. Hardly seen a bean of the following: Charlie Adam, Matt Phillips, DJ Campbell, Tom Ince transfer fees. That's around £9m right there. Certainly not spent half of that on players in the last 3 years.

Karl: You condense sixteen years into a sentence, typical fan. Clueless and educated by the media or hereasay rather than fact or research. Don't waste anyore of your time as you appear incurable.

Fan: And you seem to think cos we made the top flight once spending no money (well, Belokon forked out £500k for Adam, YOU spent nothing) we can do it again? A fluke down to a once in a lifetime team and a great manager. And I'M incurable?

Karl: Did we not?

Fan: That will never happen again in modern football and you're beyond naive if you think that. Or just great at playing dumb as to use that as an excuse to invest as little as possible in the club.

Karl: Like I said you haven't the mental capacity to see anything objectively or park your pre-conceived inaccuracy.

Fan: Explain your long term plan for BFC then. Educate me.

Karl: Happy to go with your misery, we are doomed and there is nothing I will do about it. Ok? Fortunately I am in the enviable position of not having to explain myself to those that couldn't or wouldn't understand. Laters.


Fan: Any plans on the club buying Sir Stanley Matthews FA Cup winners medal?

Karl: None.

Fan: Why not? Much needed good pr

Karl: Good pr wasting money on a medal? You sure.

Fan: Arguably the crowning glory of our clubs history by our most famous player. A real prize asset in our trophy cabinet.

Karl: You buy it and I will display it then.

Fan: Sadly I'm not a multi millionaire or I gladly would.

Karl: Ok to tell others how to spend their money?

Fan: You'rte very touchy these days. Are you dreading May when everyone comes to "judge you?" Or is it cos cone head just cost you £30k cos of his ineptitude?

Karl: £15k!

Fan: That's ok then! FL probably took pity on our league position & decided no point docking points. Down before the Christmas lights.

Karl: Merry Christmas.

Fan: Someone is in need of a visit from 3 spirits!

Karl: Don't drink.

Fan: Love a line of coke though

Karl: Confusing me with another local chairman!


Fan: Guessing the club won't consider buying the Matthews fa cup medal?

Karl: Correct.

Fan: We can afford to waste £15k on not bothering to check if paperwork has been filed correctly, but won't buy a piece of the club's history?

Karl: No we won't and the two matters are unrelated. The Stoke fan "comedian" that bought it can stick with it.

Fan: They're not unrelated it shows once again how you're unwilling to invest in the club, but happy to waste money. Do you honestly believe the atmosphere amongst fans is better now Riga has gone, or was that just usual press rubbish?

Karl: The atmosphere in the club is what I said. All the staff hated Riga with good reason. You buy it if it means so much to you.

Fan: Because he was trying to keep the club up despite your best efforts? I'd love to, just like I'd love to buy the club, but sadly I don't have a millionaire for a dad.

Karl: He was trying to steal money on every deal with his spiv agent and you lot fell for his antics rather predictably.

Karl: Nope drugs are a scourge and I have never bothered with them and never will.

Fan: Can you not see your hilarious picture you took of the coke cans I sent? Or are you so stingy you still have a Nokia 3310?

Karl: I did it in response to some XXXXXXwit internet trol accusing me of taking drugs. Maybe you have had the standard football supporter humour bypass?

Fan: (first part of text missing) care where it has gone?

Karl: So letting manager and his idiot agent is ok? You are a Dick.

Fan: Thanks... Always so nice to the fans. Why are you trying to drive the club into the Conference?

Karl: To XXXXXX idiots like you off.

Fans: But what about all of the other fans?

Karl: Collateral damage?

Fan: (first part of text missing) buy a car and you are offered a bike. You say "No, I want the car because you need a car."

Karl: He was talking about 11 foreign players that he called his essential spine. Zenjov and Cubero were tow of them!! They all had illegal payments and backhanders involved to JR and his XXXXXXwit agent. Apart from the players being nondescript XXXXXXe they were not good enough!! You haven't a clue and sadly never will.


Fan: Graham Le Saux just criticised you on football focus, thoughts?

Karl: He is clueless.

Fan: In your defence he's never ran a football club and never comes across as an elitist snob.

Karl: I know our current plight does give people like that the opportunity to comment. Generally fans, players media and managers seem to support unsustainable spending on players wages and then criticise the ones that don't stay up or go up.

Fan: Riga was predictably boring. You got him well & truly gagged?

Karl: What can he say. he got caught with his hand in the till! He plays the media and fans well I will give him that but he is not honest.

Fan: What's gone in then, bar Swiss bank accounts and dodgy agent fees?

Karl: Is that not enough? He tried at every opportunity to steal with every deal. He signe a load of absolute XXXXXXe as he was too idle or crooked to do any checks. He attempted every trick in the book and got his just desert, sadly he has damaged us as well.

Fan: I actually agree with a large proportion of what you've said. My one criticism on your part is the reason we were left with "absolute XXXXXXe" as we left thigns late & were rummaging in the bargain bin, again

Karl: We were late because Riga staged a series of stand offs as part of a futile attempt to get me to do the dishnest deals. He point blank refused to consider and UK based players for over a month after he started.

Fan: So he basically lies on tv when he said he also mentioned several English players to you, but it was a question of wages?

Karl: You believe him by all means, I know what has gone on. He refused to meet Gilkes or McGahey when he arrived as he would only dicuss the 11 dodgy XXXXXXe foreign players. He mentioned English players well down the line!

Fan: Wasn't saying I did believe him. Just mentioned what he said on tv. Tbh I thought he was dodgy from the beginning. I wanted McDermott or Makay.

Karl: Brian is a good bloke not sure about Malky.

Fan: Malky dropped a few social faux pas, Good manager though?

Karl: Not sure he is.

Fan: If nothing else I'm impressed with Clark's work ethic.

Karl: he is a good bloke and does put the time in. So much better atmosphere around the place now.

Fan: Interesting to see how we do after the break. 3 average teams on the spin. Chris Eagles would be a fantastic signing.

Karl: He would be, hopefully can get that across the line and a defender as Clarke is out for a bit.

Fan: That's a shame. He gets unnecessary stick. Gives his all does Clarke. Heard O'Dea, Taylor, Faye & Mears all being looked at. All miles better than what we have.

Karl: Not sure about them other than O'Dea, We will end up having to get a few players in come what may.

Fan: Here's a legit question. Of Clark was interested in signing him would you sanction the signing of Ched Evans?

Karl: No I wouldn't.

Fan: This because of the nature of his crime, the fact he still denies it or just the unwanted negative press?



Karl: (first part of text missing) overspend and go bust so many times. I am not weak. No one has offered to buy the club. Is that difficult to comrehend?

Fan: Oh dear, calling fans "special needs". Bit of a blunder there! it wouldn't hurt to treat the fans with a bit of respect you know?

Karl: People that deserve respect get it.

Fan: Using word like "retard" as an insult to fans because you disagree with them. It's not that difficult to realise that's not a great idea!

Karl: Fans?

Fan: Yes, fans.

Karl: I called someone that threatened and insulted my family not fans.

Fan: Ah, so your family has had threats and insults? Yesterday you said there had been absolutely no hassle apart from a few chants & marches.

Karl: Via text by an idiot. That's not hassle.

Fan: but it was bad enough for you to call them a "retard"?

Karl: What's that got to do with you? I am neither answerable or accountable to you. Please don't text me again.

Fan: Ask me a question and then ask me not to text you?

Poll: Would you ever play John Lundstram again?

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TextGate Continuing on 13:52 - Jan 8 with 1488 viewsscratchingshed

So it does not bother him what fans say about him on a fans website?

Really Karl?
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TextGate Continuing on 14:22 - Jan 8 with 1472 viewsWizaard

TextGate Continuing on 13:52 - Jan 8 by scratchingshed

So it does not bother him what fans say about him on a fans website?

Really Karl?


These were posted before Christmas.

The ones about Riga and his agent are interesting. I'm surprised they haven't come out and denied it vehemently. What does their silence imply otherwise?
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TextGate Continuing on 14:27 - Jan 8 with 1466 viewsMephistopheles

TextGate Continuing on 14:22 - Jan 8 by Wizaard

These were posted before Christmas.

The ones about Riga and his agent are interesting. I'm surprised they haven't come out and denied it vehemently. What does their silence imply otherwise?


Got 'em bang to rights I think there Wiz
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TextGate Continuing on 14:31 - Jan 8 with 1463 viewsmoney_money_money

TextGate Continuing on 14:27 - Jan 8 by Mephistopheles

Got 'em bang to rights I think there Wiz


Or Riga hasn't got all his pay -off settlement yet. But hey, its so much better around the place now Clark is speaking to everyone isn't it???
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