| You know you are getting old: 01:59 - Jun 10 with 7134 views | Pommyhoop |
And no longer a slave to men's fashion when your Mrs buys you a pair of Mambo
trainers for $3 cos 'They are ok to take the dogs out in'.And you dont mind .
In my defense tho I have just spent the last 10 mins blacking out the shocking white logo that covers half the side of the trainer with a felt tip pen.
add your own '' You know you are getting old:'' [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 2:09]
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| You know you are getting old: on 12:56 - Jun 10 with 1219 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| You know you are getting old: on 10:42 - Jun 10 by paulparker |
you know when your getting old when
you spend more time plucking ear & nose hair than doing your own hair
you start appreciating Real Ale
your missus starts buying your clothes
telling your kids how the 80 & 90's were the good old days
when you start acting & sounding like your own dad |
The first time your barber whispers "will I give the oul' eyebrows a trim.
Gets worse a few years later when they start cultivating your ears.
If any one of them goes near my nostrils, I wiil not be held responsible. |  |
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| You know you are getting old: on 12:57 - Jun 10 with 1219 views | Pommyhoop |
When you click 'mature' on your favourite website and you realise most of them are up to 20 years younger than you.
You have to click 'hot grannies' or 'gilfs' to get anywhere near your stamp. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 12:57 - Jun 10 with 1219 views | simmo |
| You know you are getting old: on 12:53 - Jun 10 by BrianMcCarthy |
Steady Smegma. I'm friends with Satan. |
2 seventeen year olds? Stunning?
I might know them, what are their names/numbers/ last known addresses. I will check if it's the same girls I know....
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| ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:01 - Jun 10 with 1215 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| You know you are getting old: on 12:57 - Jun 10 by simmo |
2 seventeen year olds? Stunning?
I might know them, what are their names/numbers/ last known addresses. I will check if it's the same girls I know....
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You'll have to deal with me first, Simmo. I've become a kind of Uncle figure to them, I can't help noticing. I can't explain how depressing that is. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:02 - Jun 10 with 1212 views | simmo |
| You know you are getting old: on 13:01 - Jun 10 by BrianMcCarthy |
You'll have to deal with me first, Simmo. I've become a kind of Uncle figure to them, I can't help noticing. I can't explain how depressing that is. |
Come on Brian, I am an absolute catch. I don;t have to tell you that, you've spent time with me ;-) | |
| ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:05 - Jun 10 with 1203 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| You know you are getting old: on 13:02 - Jun 10 by simmo |
Come on Brian, I am an absolute catch. I don;t have to tell you that, you've spent time with me ;-) |
You are. And phenomonally good in bed, too.
These Private Messgaes are good, aren't they? | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:24 - Jun 10 with 1183 views | simmo |
| You know you are getting old: on 13:05 - Jun 10 by BrianMcCarthy |
You are. And phenomonally good in bed, too.
These Private Messgaes are good, aren't they? |
Overrated, I have nothig to hide as my intentions are honourable :-D | |
| ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:28 - Jun 10 with 1176 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| You know you are getting old: on 13:24 - Jun 10 by simmo |
Overrated, I have nothig to hide as my intentions are honourable :-D |
Will need full details of your personal wealth and future prospects before I'll agree to any introductions.
Or a crate of beer. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:33 - Jun 10 with 1169 views | Discodroid |
my ejaculate in my teens reaching uncharted new heights.
my ejaculate in my middle age having the force of a babbling brook in a gnomes garden, just off the a1198, cambridgeshire. [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 13:33]
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:38 - Jun 10 with 1161 views | essextaxiboy |
When getting a seat on the train to the Rangers is almost as important as the result. |  | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 13:47 - Jun 10 with 1147 views | stonebridgers |
| You know you are getting old: on 12:53 - Jun 10 by BrianMcCarthy |
Steady Smegma. I'm friends with Satan. |
You worked at Lourdes. Which test was this then and did it reach the 5th day?
Edit : When your eyesight is going and the glasses with the trifocal lense keep playing up. |  |
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| You know you are getting old: on 13:54 - Jun 10 with 1131 views | R_from_afar |
- When you regard gardening as a pleasure rather than a chore or punishment
- When you struggle to find a portable music system on which to play your CDs
- When your teenage relatives want you to play them a record because they have never seen one before
- When the 80s still seem recent
- When you have to pluck white hairs from your eyebrows (sigh)
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| You know you are getting old: on 14:00 - Jun 10 with 1120 views | willis1980 |
Chinos
Raspberinos
Tucking your shirt
When your sunglasses cost more than everything else youre wearing
When you pay attention to interest rates | | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 14:00 - Jun 10 with 1119 views | BrianMcCarthy |
When every fart is a leap into the unknown. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 14:08 - Jun 10 with 1097 views | Pommyhoop |
It has'nt happened to me yet but when you finally take the plunge and start wearing egg trousers. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 14:10 - Jun 10 with 1097 views | AndyB |
When DIY jobs take longer and longer as you search for the hammer/drill bit/pliers that you were using only a minute ago. |  | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 14:20 - Jun 10 with 1086 views | TheBlob |
| You know you are getting old: on 14:10 - Jun 10 by AndyB |
When DIY jobs take longer and longer as you search for the hammer/drill bit/pliers that you were using only a minute ago. |
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| You know you are getting old: on 14:22 - Jun 10 with 1083 views | TheBlob |
When you think S&M stands for Sausage And Mash. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 14:27 - Jun 10 with 1068 views | Pommyhoop |
When you tell the young lady in front of you she has tucked her skirt in her knickers. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 14:35 - Jun 10 with 1059 views | SINGINGDETECTIVE |
when you can remember when double pie mash and liquor was £1. 4 shillings not
£8-90 |  | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 17:10 - Jun 10 with 991 views | QPRDEL |
When you get invited somewhere and you ask what the parking is like. | | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 18:06 - Jun 10 with 975 views | Tripper |
You start to like the taste of Gin and mustard (seperately obviously). |  | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 18:20 - Jun 10 with 964 views | TheBlob |
When you think Thomas The Tank engine is real and not a perv dressed up in sheet metal. | |
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| You know you are getting old: on 18:47 - Jun 10 with 943 views | RamseyR |
when you are genuinely delighted that the mother in law bought me an ear & nose trimmer for xmas |  | | |
| You know you are getting old: on 19:18 - Jun 10 with 1337 views | pomanjou |
When you receive a letter from the DVLA telling you that you licence runs out on the 14th August and to get another one you need to apply for the third time in 6 years even though nothing has changed and you are guilty of nothing. |  |
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