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Childish Stuff You Do.
at 17:59 22 Nov 2024

Whenever in a sports shop , always cover the chelsea shirts hanging on display with whatever other shirts available

Also when passing the little calendar stalls at Christmas , make sure to have a little browse and do the same making sure the the qpr one is at the front

Pathetic really as I’m now 50
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Is anyone else a bit done?
at 15:17 10 Nov 2024

I will never be done but after the last few years I’m being conditioned to giving up on any hope ! Been going for over 40 years with only a handful of what you might call greatest days (as you will all know)
Slightly lost interest in the early nineties due to spending my weekends partying etc , ironically during some of our best days in the premier league but I think weirdly after relegation I got the bug back and rarely missed a game .
What really is p!ssing me off now though is in all the years I’ve been going and I’ve seen some god awfull teams we have conjured up and even in our stints in the premier league , I never once went to a game and expected to lose ? Midweek games against whoever , didn’t cross my mind and would happily get home after midnight regardless of result .
These last couple of years I find myself more and more thinking , fcuk wasting my time and effort on the latest incumbents and stay home even though I have a season ticket.
Sad times .
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What I don't understand
at 19:26 9 Nov 2024

Unfortunately part of the problem as our owners have no apartment interest or affiliation with the club and as such the place has no standards .
I would imagine we’re just a forgotten direct debit on his account statement he can’t be arsed to cancel yet
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 16:02 9 Nov 2024

So utterly fcked off watching us do the same things badly , game after game ! Thought we started well and organised for the first 10 minutes ant then we just stopped running and chasing things down ? I thought I don’t think we will keep this up for 90 mins , turns out 10 was enough effort for them .
Leeds are getting in behind so easily down the sides , through the middle , whatever they fancy .
Still in this game somehow but for how long is anybody’s guess
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Biggest Club in the World vs QPR Match Thread
at 15:00 9 Nov 2024

I fear for us if we concede early ! Don’t think lids will go easy on us somehow
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro
at 15:49 6 Nov 2024

Ok , I haven’t done my badges yet but I will give it a go ,

Gk passes out to nearest unmarked defender
Defender passes to next defender and so on until such time we either get pressed back and either lose control or just kick it out of play . Get ready for opposition attack

In the event we manage to keep the ball for more than 3 or 4 passes between said defenders , one of them has to make some sort of effort to find an unmarked midfielder or at least one not standing trying to make themself inconspicuous next to an opposition player (madsen)
Upon finding no such thing in existence a hastily boot down the wing in the hope one of our wide players can progress that usually ends out of play or the ball going to a player marked by 2 players - get ready for opposition attack

Occasionally we will find ourselfs with the ball in an attacking formation so we make sure we either pass backwards again as the bstard opposition are not playing fair and trying to get the ball of us or pass the ball in the general direction of a team mate but make sure not directly as it looks better when they hold their run or have to run back a bit first . Get ready for opposition attack

I’m not totally sure what we do when we venture into opposition territory, I don’t think we plan that far ahead ?

Hope this helps
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Madsen, Celar, Santos
at 12:03 6 Nov 2024

High praise indeed ! Maybe more of a trick baller / street trick and flick specialist? Although have not seen him with the ball at his feet long enough to confirm.

I have seen him take a decent penalty though
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Madsen, Celar, Santos
at 09:53 6 Nov 2024

Madsen is infuriating beyond belief ! The worse part is I actually think there is a footballer in there somewhere ?
He doesn’t demand the ball , doesn’t show for the ball , he doesn’t run with the ball , he doesn’t close players down , he doesn’t tackle I mean how the fcuk does a professional football club appoint such a player ? He’s a fcking ghost ! At one point last night he passed the ball to someone (a feat in itself) just inside our half then ran the opposite direction towards boros box then what seemed like 5 mins later turned round and wondered why we still had the ball under pressure in the same place ?
Nicky son incase your reading this , the ball was still in our half cos there was no bstard midfield player to pass to as you had fcked off out of there ! A traffic cone would be an upgrade on this bloke.
As for celar , well as has been noticed by everyone bar marti, could have gone off and nobody would have noticed as he offers absolutely nothing , doesn’t win balls , doesn’t drag players out , doesn’t win fouls or hold the ball up , never in the right place ! In fact I fear he may actually get the ball at some point in a one on one situation as I know he will fcuk it up anyway
Leeds on Saturday and I wouldn’t even put these 2 on the coach
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro
at 21:47 5 Nov 2024

Not sure goal difference will help when we’re 10 points adrift
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro
at 21:41 5 Nov 2024

Absolute dog sh!te from start to finish oh there’s the fourth lol
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The Bob Mortimer Match Thread: QPR v Boro
at 20:50 5 Nov 2024

So fkn pssd off with this lot and our luck ! Spent 30 mins fannying about standing off , sitting back letting some scouse rat dance his way down our left without addressing our gaping weakness

Then ,, fking then when we finally muster the balls to actually try and play football and score a goal , we get bstard dieng who spent the best part of his last season with us flapping about and picking the ball out of the net turning into some kind of superstar!

Bstard footballing gods
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Sent to Coventry match thread.
at 21:05 22 Oct 2024

Can’t be arsd to analyse the sh!t out of this ! We just don’t look like a competent football team at all .
Well on our way to another 6 losses on the trot run … how often do we do that now ?
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Sent to Coventry match thread.
at 11:09 22 Oct 2024

Few games back , can’t remember which one exactly as they all seem to morph into the same hazy sh!tness , I was watching both Madsen and varane and thinking one of these 2 should be busting their ars to be number 1 midfield general but both looked half arsed and totally immobile!
Madsen has shown me nothing to change my opinion of him since and varane has had one short spurt of energy that resulted in him losing control and leaving us in the sh!t up at Blackburn so I’m not going to hold my breath there either .
I’m guessing the latter will start tonight and spend most of the time chasing (well watching ) shadows of Coventrys lively midfield leaving field to accumulate his standard yellow card early doors Resulting in another baron waste ground in the middle of the park with nobody wanting to actually be there !
Was really looking forward to coming down on the train having some banter with their fans a few weeks ago but what with one thing and another , didn’t need much of an excuse to give it a miss now
Another 2-1 defeat on the cards unfortunately
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A word that sums Rangers up....
at 19:51 21 Oct 2024

Clusterfcukers
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Match Thread: Hull is for Heroes
at 20:27 1 Oct 2024

Can anyone shed any light on why paal was at right back position as there player tapped in unmarked down our left ?
In fact what fking position is he playing full stop ?
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Match Thread: Hull is for Heroes
at 20:20 1 Oct 2024

So far the most predictable outcome and so qpr esq !

Much the better team with all the chances not taken
Goalie pulling off worldies
Hull score with first meaningful half chance
Goal from 35 yards out
Defender who probably hasn’t scored for about 2 years gets the goal

Standard !
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Match Thread: Hull is for Heroes
at 19:21 1 Oct 2024

Hull ! , if ever there was a more self entitled fan base with absolutely no fking reason to be whatsoever it’s them . Can’t fking stand em

I predict going behind first (yeah call me mystic Meg) then a fight back resulting in a kick in the teeth late on and an unlucky defeat.

Love to be more optimistic but not seen anything from us this season to think any different.

Drama queens 1 - 2 dhull
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Welsh League / Cup
at 18:01 30 Sep 2024

We can enter the White City cup then ! Still get knocked out by the TA or one of the goals 5 a side teams but you never know your luck
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Never a straight Red Card
at 16:55 29 Sep 2024

Didn’t think it was a red I real time but gave that tw@t pawson enough to think about along with the Blackburn theatrics afterwards.
As it was the merest glance the wrong direction anywhere near one of their players and they were on the floor rolling around !
The cynical side of me would think eustace got his team to play up knowing prem refs give everything as a foul , all you need to do is pretend to die
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The no ones bothered Blackburn match thingy
at 14:06 28 Sep 2024

Cheers pawson you c0ck , please fcuk off back to those precious darlings in the premier league
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