Rumours And Facts Part II on 15:59 - Jul 8 by judd | Zara Phillips is pregnant by Prince William's baby. |
Contrary to centuries of belief, the Immaculate Conception was in fact, a rather messy affair. The Virgin Mary, having been "visited" by an alien* which she mistook for an angel, had to spend several days lying down with her legs slightly elevated to prevent the huge quantities of green sperm from dribbling down her right leg. On finally being able to stand upright without embarrassment, her only way of placating Joseph was to pretend she'd been shagging a donkey. * no relation | |