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We provide a fantastic service 13:52 - Jan 13 with 473 views

Are you a football club who can’t buy a win for love nor money? Are you fed up of losing every week? Do you find teams putting several goals in your net without reply every week demoralising and humiliating?

Why not try playing against Swansea City? We pride ourselves on providing the very best service to struggling teams. We’ll give you the win and we’ll make you look good whilst doing it.

Other services we provide:

Easy tap ins for strikers on a 8 month goal drought.
Clean sheets and a relaxing afternoon for goalkeepers suffering from ptsd and repetitive strain injury from picking the ball out of the net every 8 minutes in other matches.
An easy, stress free, morale boosting victory where exertion and skill is not needed.

If you’re a struggling side looking for a win why not take advantage of our world class service?

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