| Show us what you got! 09:33 - May 5 with 5723 views | Esox_Lucius |
Just a bit of nonsense to while away the moments until August. Fictitious tag lines for films that don't exist. So far I have managed
"Three people, charged with saving the world. Then they became six" Monty Python's Splitters.
"In an unassuming Dutch euthanasia hospital a group of Doctors gather together to execute every mother fücking last one of the patients" Pulp Suicide Squad.
"Watch in awe as a squadron of 12" high infantrymen are lifted up in the air". Rise Of The Foot Soldiers. [Post edited 5 May 9:39]
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| Show us what you got! on 16:02 - May 5 with 4453 views | Lblock |
“ Hunger forced them on their journey, an epic quest to find the cold meat and salad held in storage. Somewhere. But where?”
A Fridge Too Far |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Show us what you got! on 16:17 - May 5 with 4422 views | Esox_Lucius |
"A man from Calais holes up in a public toilet then meets the girl of his dreams" The French Lieutenants Woman. | |
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| Show us what you got! on 18:00 - May 5 with 4345 views | saxbend |
A rather long and perilous journey across Middle Earth is simplified with 19th Century technology, or is it? Find out in Alfred Hitchcock's chilling take on Tolkien: Dial M for Mordor. |  | | |
| Show us what you got! on 18:07 - May 5 with 4325 views | stevec |
Wartime, and a group of ex footballers are gathered by the RAF and assigned to knock out a German rocket fuel factory in Norway, which is part of the Nazi effort to launch rockets on England during D-day, by flying up a well-defended fjord at low level.
433 Squadron. |  | | |
| Show us what you got! on 18:08 - May 5 with 4328 views | Juzzie |
A game of cricket turns nasty when one of the officials has enough of the behaviour of a batsman..
The Umpire Strikes Back
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| Show us what you got! on 19:15 - May 5 with 4231 views | Sonic_Hoop |
A group of Japanese warriors, all standing 1.68 metres tall, defend a village from bandits in "The Even Samurai"
A cartoon big cat experiments with electrically charged atoms in "The Ion King"
A tale of late 70s punk bands told using kid's dolls in "Oi Story"
Professional photographer L.B. "Jeff" Jefferies breaks his leg and loses his sight while getting an action shot at an auto race. Confined to his New York apartment, he spends his time listening to the neighbors. He begins to suspect that a man across the courtyard may have murdered his wife. In " Ear Window" |  | | |
| Show us what you got! on 19:46 - May 5 with 4195 views | Esox_Lucius |
A group of septagenarians go on a pilgrimage to Uluru. The Wizened Of Aus. | |
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| Show us what you got! on 20:16 - May 5 with 4163 views | BathRanger |
Wartime Germany. A brave underdog ski jumper infiltrates a Nazi castle stronghold to smash a secret agent organisation.
Where Eddie The Eagle Dares |  | | |
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| Show us what you got! on 20:25 - May 5 with 4142 views | DannyPaddox |
Geordies make funny faces whilst farting. Gurn With The Wind. |  | | |
| Show us what you got! on 20:29 - May 5 with 4131 views | Mick_S |
Rich bloke gets hampton caught in zip.
Lord of the Flies. |  |
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| Show us what you got! on 20:34 - May 5 with 4118 views | GroveR |
A tour de force from De Niro in the chilling tale of an ex-convict's struggles to overcome an irrational phobia of French batter-based treats: Crêpe Fear. |  | | |
| Show us what you got! on 20:57 - May 5 with 4051 views | Esox_Lucius |
A bunch of Geordies take part in a face pulling competition where there can only be one winner. Top Gurn. | |
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| Show us what you got! on 21:05 - May 5 with 4037 views | ted_hendrix |
Grand piano, Reed and pipe organ, Glockenspiel, Bass guitar, Double-speed guitar, Two slightly distorted guitars, Mandolin, Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar, Plus, tubular bells.
The Exorcist. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Show us what you got! on 22:14 - May 5 with 3957 views | Esox_Lucius |
A group of Yardies enter into a face pulling competition where there can only be one winner. Top Gwan. | |
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| Show us what you got! on 22:20 - May 5 with 3947 views | GroveR |
Sean Bean* runs the Sheffield Utd squad through a series of murderous dragon and wolf-infested pre-season drills in a freezing arctic wasteland populated by the inbred and undead**: Game of Cones
* no relation to Marcus
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| Show us what you got! on 00:05 - May 6 with 3862 views | Jules4367 |
"One of the 3,000 deities, returns to Earth disguised as a citrus fruit seller but is exposed for who he is after meeting a wandering religious teacher" in:
The God, The Buddha and the Ugli.
"One of the 3,000 deities, returns to Earth disguised as a batsman but is caught out and bowled over by a wandering religious teacher trying his arm at spin bowling" in:
The God, The Buddha and the Googly
"Two West London Footballers fall out over playing in a triangle formation. One moves to Arnhem in the Netherlands and remarries. The other then considers also going to the Netherlands to set up new triangular play but decides not to" in:
A Bridge Too Far
"Home nation blames wrong country name on shirt is cause of failure in both soccer and rugby competitions and demands that the name never be used again and the correct name of Cymru is used" in:
The Outlawed Jersey 'Wales'
"Its Christmas eve in Los Angeles. Travelling Welshman goes to office building for a job with the Nu man clinic and is offered the choice of taking the red pill or the blue pill. He takes the blue pill but it gets caught in his throat and he suffers a stiff neck instead" in:
Dai Hard
"Two years later, its a similar story and again its Christmas Eve but this time our Welsh hero is at an airport steak restaurant waiting for a flight. He orders his T bone well done as does his friend but they complain when the chef leaves their steaks far too long" in:
Dai's charred too!
" Finally, in this trilogy, our Welsh friend and hero, who's neck has healed, finds fame as a singer and travels to Manhatten for an audition. There is an 1990s Eurodance singer there too who once had "Boom Boom" fame. Both are employed" in:
Dai's hired with a Venga
Have a good off season you R'sss
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| Show us what you got! on 10:30 - May 6 with 3709 views | hubble |
"A bitter, aging cricket legend visits Italy's canalised palazzos, never to return."
Geoff in Venice. |  |
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| Show us what you got! on 11:02 - May 6 with 3673 views | E17hoop |
A Spanish football coach takes on a team 8 points away from safety and guides them to a successful campaign, before getting them promoted the next season.
Mission Impossible |  |
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| Show us what you got! on 11:36 - May 6 with 3632 views | GroveR |
Money saving expert Martin Lewis shares thrifty tips on how to dine on a budget at East London's 3rd biggest club.
A Burger at the Orient for less. | | | |
| Show us what you got! on 12:46 - May 6 with 3580 views | Esox_Lucius |
A group of needle workers enter into a face pulling competition where there can only be one winner. Top Gown.
An artist recreates The Colosseum using only the wishbones of poultry. Chicken Ruin
A vagrant spends his life baring his buttocks at people. Pauper Moon
A scientist struggle to ingest bluebottles until he hits on the idea of dipping them into a tub of clover beforehand. The Buttery Fly Effect.
A clothier inverts a durable bad weather garment which has a build in ground. Made Macs: Thunder To Road. | |
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| Show us what you got! on 14:33 - May 6 with 3523 views | DannyPaddox |
When Phil Foden, professional football player, begins to shrink because of exposure to a combination of radiation and insecticide, he becomes a national curiosity. The Incredible Shrinking Manc. | | | |
| Show us what you got! on 19:23 - May 6 with 3426 views | GroveR |
Enslaved Roman general Maximus must fight for his life and freedom in front of a capacity Anfield crowd whose sole contribution after singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" is to subject him to an increasingly ponderous stream of one-sided scouse "banter".
Soft Ladiator
(guest-starring Oliver Reed as "Our Kid Proximo"). | | | |
| Show us what you got! on 22:48 - May 6 with 3353 views | DannyPaddox |
In a contemporary adaptation of a Thomas Hardy novel, a football fan, so incensed by the incompetence of an English league referee, decides to attend football matches the furthest he can from wherever his nemesis is officiating. Far From The Maddening Stroud (Rated PG) | | | |
| Show us what you got! on 09:17 - May 7 with 3226 views | Esox_Lucius |
A young Irish lad is approaching the end of his tenth year and on the day of his birthday party one of his uncles seems surprised at him growing up so fast. "Oh! Sean's Eleven? | |
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| Show us what you got! on 12:02 - May 7 with 3134 views | welwynranger |
The Phil Taylor story
A Game of Throws | | | |
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