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Trying Not To Judge 12:07 - Mar 3 with 2747 views

Nothing to do with football. My better half was at work the other day, when a colleague mentioned that she had just admitted a patient who had been run over by a mobility scooter whilst queuing at Greggs.

I can't picture this without smirking.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Trying Not To Judge on 12:18 - Mar 3 with 2665 views

Boston

Tragic, but the scooter operators Covid mask had blown over their eyes.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Trying Not To Judge on 13:15 - Mar 3 with 2545 views

DavieQPR

It was always an ambition of mine to organise all the seaside towns into mobility scooter teams with races along the esplanades in a F1 style season.

Trying Not To Judge on 14:28 - Mar 3 with 2383 views

Dorse

Trying Not To Judge on 13:15 - Mar 3 by DavieQPR
It was always an ambition of mine to organise all the seaside towns into mobility scooter teams with races along the esplanades in a F1 style season.

I'll see your 'Mobility Scooter F1' and raise you a 'Mobility Scooter Jousting'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Trying Not To Judge on 15:10 - Mar 3 with 2233 views

LazyFan

Mobility Scooter Robo Wars Battle Royale

zzzzzzzzzz

Trying Not To Judge on 15:18 - Mar 3 with 2197 views

Mick_S

Dorse, you know what you’ve got to do when there’s only one steak bake left.

I bet the mobility scooter was burgundy coloured.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

Trying Not To Judge on 16:17 - Mar 3 with 2031 views

Dorse

Trying Not To Judge on 15:10 - Mar 3 by LazyFan
Mobility Scooter Robo Wars Battle Royale

Where's DannyPaddox when you need him..?

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Trying Not To Judge on 16:21 - Mar 3 with 2003 views

Dorse

Trying Not To Judge on 15:18 - Mar 3 by Mick_S
Dorse, you know what you’ve got to do when there’s only one steak bake left. I bet the mobility scooter was burgundy coloured.

There's a guy up here, based in Kendal, who has a pimped up mobility scooter with about 30 wing mirrors, chopped front forks and a massive Two-Tone Walt Jabsco flag flying from the back. I mean, if you have to drive one, you might as well enjoy it.

Burgundy? Not on his watch.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Trying Not To Judge on 13:28 - Mar 4 with 1575 views

francisbowles

Recently, on holiday in a very hilly part of Lanzarote, I saw a bloke with a two seater which had broken down. He was having to push it up the hill with his relatively large partner onboard and steering.
It took a while, held up the traffic and yes it was burgundy

Trying Not To Judge on 19:56 - Mar 4 with 1373 views

Benny_the_Ball

Trying Not To Judge on 13:28 - Mar 4 by francisbowles
Recently, on holiday in a very hilly part of Lanzarote, I saw a bloke with a two seater which had broken down. He was having to push it up the hill with his relatively large partner onboard and steering. It took a while, held up the traffic and yes it was burgundy

As was he, no doubt, by the time he reached the top.

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