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**Burnley Match Thread** 13:20 - Apr 21 with 74588 viewsted_hendrix

Let us pray.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:43 - Apr 21 with 2571 viewsstevec

Best results for us would be Reading losing and Wigan winning tomorrow, we don’t want wigan going to Reading already down.

Wouldn’t care if we lose 20-0 at Burnley if that happens as our goal difference is already too bad to save us.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:46 - Apr 21 with 2549 viewsj3nesis

**Burnley Match Thread** on 16:21 - Apr 21 by QPunkR

Not even bothering to torture myself with it this week, I'll just read about our loss afterwards and look forward to Clive's report. Taking the missus axe throwing instead*



*not a euphemism


Going to my local team Isthmian Premier League game instead, me... (also not a euphemism)
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 20:10 - Apr 21 with 2514 viewsSilverfoxqpr

**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:36 - Apr 21 by NoDiddley

If GA goes 4-4-2 he needs shooting 💥


He will.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 20:23 - Apr 21 with 2478 viewsSonofpugwash

**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:46 - Apr 21 by j3nesis

Going to my local team Isthmian Premier League game instead, me... (also not a euphemism)


Which one?

Poll: Dykes - love him or hate him?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 20:27 - Apr 21 with 2476 viewswesty

**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:36 - Apr 21 by NoDiddley

If GA goes 4-4-2 he needs shooting 💥


Think it needs a good solid 15 across the back with 8 in midfield and 1 up front just in case. We might then escape with just a 3-0 defeat
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:04 - Apr 21 with 2424 viewsDorse

We will deliver a masterclass in shithousery, including but not limited to: falling on the floor and crying; pretending to hear voices telling us to 'kill'; hiding the opposition's shorts; taking a dump in the home team urinal; faking our orgasms; nit-combing Gaz; putting on unconvincing Welsh accents; running up to the Ref and saying 'er... wait a minute. Sorry - senior moment' and, of course, spending over 23 minutes taking the knee in memory of Opal Fruits.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:11 - Apr 21 with 2406 viewswesty

**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:04 - Apr 21 by Dorse

We will deliver a masterclass in shithousery, including but not limited to: falling on the floor and crying; pretending to hear voices telling us to 'kill'; hiding the opposition's shorts; taking a dump in the home team urinal; faking our orgasms; nit-combing Gaz; putting on unconvincing Welsh accents; running up to the Ref and saying 'er... wait a minute. Sorry - senior moment' and, of course, spending over 23 minutes taking the knee in memory of Opal Fruits.


Ahh I fcking loved opal fruits. Oh and pacers do you remember those. Green and white stripes.
Maybe we should start a nostalgic sweet thread.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:33 - Apr 21 with 2361 viewsHarbour

It’s ok Company is interviewing for the scum manager job so he won’t be worried about little old QPR match.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 23:24 - Apr 21 with 2242 viewsRs_Holy

**Burnley Match Thread** on 16:21 - Apr 21 by QPunkR

Not even bothering to torture myself with it this week, I'll just read about our loss afterwards and look forward to Clive's report. Taking the missus axe throwing instead*



*not a euphemism


i'm going for a few jars and a curry in Guildford with some old work mates
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 00:43 - Apr 22 with 2190 viewsFredManRave

**Burnley Match Thread** on 13:33 - Apr 21 by hubble



Lettuce Pray we outlast the lettuce.

I Truss we can do it.

We've got just over two weeks...

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 00:44 - Apr 22 with 2186 viewsVancouverHoop

**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:11 - Apr 21 by westy

Ahh I fcking loved opal fruits. Oh and pacers do you remember those. Green and white stripes.
Maybe we should start a nostalgic sweet thread.


Great idea! Who remembers Glees?
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 01:21 - Apr 22 with 2161 viewsbob566

You know the annoying sky sports ad when aguero scored in the last minute. We were that close. It can be done
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 07:16 - Apr 22 with 2102 viewsTauntonR

one of my early QPR games we beat burnley 7-0 . I have a feeling revenge is about to be served . Gareth says " we are ready " - well i know what I am ready for.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 07:32 - Apr 22 with 2061 viewsDorse

Dieng. To Dickie. To Dunne. To Dieng. To Dickie. To Dunne.... They can't score if they don't have the ball...


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 07:51 - Apr 22 with 2031 viewsNushnool

“They can't score if they don't have the ball...”

I think I’ve found a flaw in your tactics this week, boss.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:40 - Apr 22 with 1982 viewsAndybrat

All about keeping everyone fit for Stoke and BC. I would have played the under 11s today to protect the cavalry. Slam dunk 3-0 at minimum, and I am an optimist
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:44 - Apr 22 with 1978 viewsFredManRave

**Burnley Match Thread** on 01:21 - Apr 22 by bob566

You know the annoying sky sports ad when aguero scored in the last minute. We were that close. It can be done


It can de done, on earth as it is in Heaven.

However, down here on earth, we're about to get turfed over and end the day in the Special Burnley unit, where many other clubs have found themselves this season.

Can only see two possible results today.

Gob Fisting or a result from Heaven.

Amen (against boys)?!

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:52 - Apr 22 with 1955 viewsHayesender

Gonna take in a non league game today, and turn my notifications off. Shall check the result with one eye open about 5ish.

See you at Stoke

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:22 - Apr 22 with 1898 viewsQPR_Jim

**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:52 - Apr 22 by Hayesender

Gonna take in a non league game today, and turn my notifications off. Shall check the result with one eye open about 5ish.

See you at Stoke


It's going to go one of two ways, 6-0 to the home team bursting over the line with a party at their gaff or 0-1 away win with the home team seemingly struggling to get those last points to confirm the title.

Hoping for the latter, expecting the former.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:24 - Apr 22 with 1879 viewstraininvain

Bit of expectation management needed here. If you’re predicting a qpr win, prepare to be disappointed at 5pm!

Hope I’m wrong but I fear this could be any score line to Burnley if they fancy it this afternoon.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:34 - Apr 22 with 1857 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Burnley by an innings and 404 runs

QPR 1st innings - 112 all out (Dykes 18, Field 15, Extras 58)

Burnley 1st innings - 605 for 2

QPR 2nd innings - 89 all out (Field 21, Chair 10, Extras 38)

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 10:43 - Apr 22 with 1769 viewscolinallcars

Feeling better this morning listening to some Steely Dan.
This is the age of the expanding man.
Rangers stun Turf Moor with a late brace to win 2-0.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 10:45 - Apr 22 with 1767 viewsPlanetHonneywood

**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:40 - Apr 22 by Andybrat

All about keeping everyone fit for Stoke and BC. I would have played the under 11s today to protect the cavalry. Slam dunk 3-0 at minimum, and I am an optimist


Certainly anyone worth selecting with a hint of a niggle should be put in bubble wrap.

But if there are several who need game time before their hols, then pit them in the line of fire today instead.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 10:48 - Apr 22 with 1762 viewsDorse

Our only hope is to bombard the home dressing room with, ahem, 'art pamphlets' and hope they sustain enough sprained penii to thin their numbers a bit.

Dorse Industries with another fine solution in difficult times.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 11:02 - Apr 22 with 1736 viewsqprcmob

**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:34 - Apr 22 by PlanetHonneywood

Burnley by an innings and 404 runs

QPR 1st innings - 112 all out (Dykes 18, Field 15, Extras 58)

Burnley 1st innings - 605 for 2

QPR 2nd innings - 89 all out (Field 21, Chair 10, Extras 38)


Let's look on the bright side at least we got a couple of wickets
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