Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs 05:47 - Jun 26 with 18528 views FredManRave It's close season, it's late and it's Friday so what better time to start posting your favourite, original, inventive yet inoffensive insults here; A couple of oldies from my vault; Bellend Knob Jockey A couple of newbies thanks to LFW; Weapon Melter No offense meant.
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:48 - Jun 29 with 2308 viewsconnell10 Pisspot swirler AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! Poll: best number 10 ever?
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 18:26 - Jun 29 with 2271 viewscaptainmycaptian Fu cktard
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:03 - Jun 29 with 2245 viewsMrSheen Lummox - Mrs Sheen's favourite Oaf Nincompoop
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:18 - Jun 29 with 2234 viewsngbqpr spanner looks like a clear winner - and rightly so
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:18 - Jun 29 with 2233 viewsDorse Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:03 - Jun 29 by MrSheen Lummox - Mrs Sheen's favourite Oaf Nincompoop
Is it 'oafs' or 'oaves'? 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:20 - Jun 29 with 2228 viewsMrSheen Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:18 - Jun 29 by Dorse Is it 'oafs' or 'oaves'?
Only oaves when it's with fishes.
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 22:25 - Jun 29 with 2223 viewsngbqpr VIDEO
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:27 - Jun 30 with 2185 viewsWeaverQPR Back door bertie
Login to get fewer adsFavourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:28 - Jun 30 with 2165 viewsR_from_afar Divot Donkey Carthorse Great steaming nit Some great insults on this thread and also here, from the good doctor: VIDEO RFA "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 16:42 - Jul 1 with 2135 viewsjohncharles Is it driving a Volvo that made you a knob or do you have to be a knob before they let you have one ? Road rage has come on a bit since then. Strong and stable my arse.
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 18:24 - Jul 1 with 2122 viewsTearsofrage Heap of primordial slime W*nkstain -or just "Stain" Jif or "complete and utter jif!"
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 20:24 - Sep 15 with 1707 viewsFredManRave Never seen or heard this one before, until today; "do one rupert you flounce". © oddball About as inoffensive as it gets.
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 12:25 - Sep 16 with 1607 viewsEastR Geebag Lickarse Dry shite Langer
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:02 - Sep 16 with 1576 viewsderbyhoop What a shining wit, if you'll pardon the spoonerism. He's special. Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one’s lifetime. (Mark Twain)
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Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:16 - Sep 16 with 1562 viewsBazzaInTheLoft Me and PaulParker had a difference of opinion on here once, and it escalated to the point where we called each other varieties of fruit.
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:30 - Sep 16 with 1553 viewsbrendan Broomstick Jockey
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 20:57 - Sep 16 with 1492 viewsmarkrtid Gusset I dont know why but I hate that word. Its like calling someone a cnt. Its sweating an fishy horrible.
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 01:00 - Sep 18 with 1409 viewsGaryT Radish
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:44 - Sep 18 with 1362 viewsqpr85 Spacky tw@t Spastic Dribbly Larry My favourite when I was growing up bellend used that a lot in school
Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:52 - Sep 18 with 1360 viewsstevestrange I would like to give an honourable mention to "shirt lifter", still makes me laugh.