| A collection of comedy gold 12:56 - Aug 21 with 15219 views | jackforever |
Just for fun thought it would be a good laugh to make a list of all the moments of comedy gold suppied by the redbirds. Feel free to add your own personal favourites. Heres just a few
1) The kit rebrand
2) The painter turned director of football
3) Fishtank petes broken season ticket promise
4) Milkys turning the club back to blue with his rascist vile texts and emails
5) Scams plea for all in wales to support the scum |  | | |  |
| A collection of comedy gold on 18:42 - Aug 21 with 2623 views | Jackbustard |
A personal fav was in the play offs in 2003 think it was.
Beating Stoke in play off semi final, 90th min on comes the announcer. Please keep off the pitch the players will be coming out for a lap of honour after the game.
Bang, Stoke score and go through. Comedy gold.
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:07 - Aug 21 with 2590 views | Davillin |
| A collection of comedy gold on 18:42 - Aug 21 by Jackbustard |
A personal fav was in the play offs in 2003 think it was.
Beating Stoke in play off semi final, 90th min on comes the announcer. Please keep off the pitch the players will be coming out for a lap of honour after the game.
Bang, Stoke score and go through. Comedy gold.
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Not doubting you, JB, but is that a true story?
If so, it takes the cake for this thread! |  |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:20 - Aug 21 with 2575 views | morningstar |
| A collection of comedy gold on 19:07 - Aug 21 by Davillin |
Not doubting you, JB, but is that a true story?
If so, it takes the cake for this thread! |
100% true dav. But the full story is Cardiff won the first leg at Stoke 0-1. In the return the score was 0-0 going into injury time, when the announcement was made " Would the fans please stay off the pitch at the end of the game and the players will do a lap of honour!" Within seconds Stoke scored and the game went into extra time where Stoke scored a second and went through to the final. |  |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:29 - Aug 21 with 2551 views | oh_tommy_tommy |
the famous Sam Hamman quote.
Swansea havnt a cat in hells chance to get to the premier league & we should all support cardiff |  |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:33 - Aug 21 with 2543 views | morningstar |
| A collection of comedy gold on 19:29 - Aug 21 by oh_tommy_tommy |
the famous Sam Hamman quote.
Swansea havnt a cat in hells chance to get to the premier league & we should all support cardiff |
In full Tommy! 
“Some people tell me that Swansea is the enemy. Swansea, for Pete’s sake! There is nothing wrong with Swansea but is that the extent of our ambition? Swansea will never be a big club and if they are being honest with themselves they will say so. If Swansea fans are Welsh and want to see top class football in Wales, then they should recognise that Cardiff is the only Welsh club with a cat in hell’s chance of making it.” (August 2000) | |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:36 - Aug 21 with 2530 views | Oldjack |
under-soil heating that didn't work : game off |  |
| Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact
You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:37 - Aug 21 with 2527 views | Captain |
The whole Cornelius thing was brilliant, saying he was better than Bony then selling him back to his old club after he couldn't score for them!
I do love that picture of Annis holding a Malaysian flag too.. |  |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:37 - Aug 21 with 2527 views | jackharris |
1) Cardiff fans having a swim in Swansea Bay.
2) That ayatollah the imbeciles do.
3) Their stadium constructed out of Lego.
4) Being down Pembrey when they lost to Blackpool in the Play-off final. And laughing at a few of their fans with Cardiff tops on.
5)Cardiff fans attempting to steal Gorseinon rugby clubs kitty and having a pasting.
6)Stupid Cardiff fans who used to come down to St Helen's in their scum tops and left with their head beneath their arms. |  |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 19:40 - Aug 21 with 2518 views | Rancid |
Gwyn Davies deserves a mention as well the big old c**t. |  | | |
| A collection of comedy gold on 19:48 - Aug 21 with 2498 views | oh_tommy_tommy |
red seats | |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 20:01 - Aug 21 with 2477 views | morningstar |
How about this from a scummer on AAMB when Tan was threatening to pull out of his investment, due to opposition to the re-brand.
By bethanmattsgrampy:
I am prepared to travel to Heathrow and collect him free of charge to show how much we respect his and VT's commitment to the club. I have a tidy car so he would travel in some style.
If Mr. Borley wants to come I live not far from you. Julian has my mobile number,
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| A collection of comedy gold on 20:18 - Aug 21 with 2456 views | Jackbustard |
| A collection of comedy gold on 18:42 - Aug 21 by Jackbustard |
A personal fav was in the play offs in 2003 think it was.
Beating Stoke in play off semi final, 90th min on comes the announcer. Please keep off the pitch the players will be coming out for a lap of honour after the game.
Bang, Stoke score and go through. Comedy gold.
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http://www.cardiffcity-mad.co.uk/news/tmnw/a_score_to_settle_city_v_stoke_previe
Comedy gold indeed. Even their own confirm it. F@cking idiots. | | | |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:21 - Aug 21 with 2440 views | ScoobyDoo |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:19 - Aug 21 by Oldjack |
10 p you got a deal |
Don't think our owner is desperate to get out bud, yours was! | | | |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:23 - Aug 21 with 2339 views | Oldjack |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:21 - Aug 21 by ScoobyDoo |
Don't think our owner is desperate to get out bud, yours was! |
you wait until he sees your gate receipts | |
| Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact
You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!
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| A collection of comedy gold on 20:25 - Aug 21 with 2334 views | ScoobyDoo |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:23 - Aug 21 by Oldjack |
you wait until he sees your gate receipts |
Well two home games and both higher than your capacity old chum. | | | |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:28 - Aug 21 with 2329 views | jackonicko |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:23 - Aug 21 by Oldjack |
you wait until he sees your gate receipts |
I know it's already been mentioned but another huge thumbs up from me for the Preston 6-0.
It's impossible to keep track of all the times that the vermin have provided huge entertainment, but that is still my favourite bottle moment.
I'll always reserve a chuckle for the Palace 3-0 now as well. |  | | |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:57 - Aug 21 with 2299 views | Oldjack |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:25 - Aug 21 by ScoobyDoo |
Well two home games and both higher than your capacity old chum. |
pics tell a very different story ,someone's telling porkies again | |
| Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact
You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!
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| A collection of comedy gold on 21:01 - Aug 21 with 2296 views | freewheeling |
One that I loved was in our first season in the premier league. I was working with quite a few scummers near Measteg and one of them had the Echo on his desk and the big headline on the back page was “Premier League team in all but the name” , they weretrying to big themselves up as they just couldn’t stand it that them JB’s down the road were Wales first PL team. I was literally crying after reading it.
Agent tans doing a Simon Cowel was pretty good too, especially the doctored version on here :) | | | |
| A collection of comedy gold on 22:42 - Aug 21 with 2194 views | Dewi1jack |
Everything they say and do.
For a club that is bigger than Barcelona, it must be a bit of a shock to be playing 2nd tier football after spending every year since 2 years before I was born, trying to get back into the top flight.
Sell your souls, change colours, have every fan in World football laughing at you, have the Worlds media taking the p1ss regularly, fail miserably in one of the Worlds' top, richest leagues, buy players for £8 millionish and sell a few weeks later for less than a third. Many owners and chairmen doing too much glue
http://www.footballforums.net/showthread.php/10282-Sam-Hammam-has-he-lost-the-pl
Oh it must be a b'stard really to be a redtit.
Threaten your kiddies with making them a redtit if they are naughty, they'll be little angels no problem. |  |
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| A collection of comedy gold on 23:27 - Aug 21 with 2141 views | Slugster664 |
| A collection of comedy gold on 20:25 - Aug 21 by ScoobyDoo |
Well two home games and both higher than your capacity old chum. |
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