| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 467814 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 13:53 - Jun 10 with 7384 views | stonebridgers |
Joss Stone
Amanda Holden and the rest of the BGT circus
SW6
Celebrities who take to twitter to offer their condolences when someone dies.
People who retweet celebrity tweets about someone dying.
SW6
WH Smiths and other shops who when buying a paper ask me if I want a Jumbo bar of chocolate for a pound.
Supermarkets who move things around. Leave them where they are so I don't have to walk miles just to find out where you put the bloody milk. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:06 - Jun 10 with 7367 views | Rangersw12 |
The overuse of the word "legend" | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 14:09 - Jun 10 with 7361 views | TheBlob |
"This Way Up" signs at the end of the universe where there is obviously no reference point. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:10 - Jun 10 with 7357 views | WokingR |
| Random irritations.. on 13:36 - Jun 10 by Bluce_Ree |
Office hambeasts who need the fan on them constantly despite it sounding like a f**king pneumatic drill. Try shedding a few pounds for the summer you ridiculous butter creature.
Parents with fat kids. Especially when they are trailing behind you carrying a bag of crisps bigger than their fat head. Give the little f**ker a salad you inept parenting c0ckbag.
Hecklers at comedy shows. Nobody wants to hear you. We don't come to your house and shout out shit when you're beating your wife.
F1. F OFF. Bunch of shit. I used to like fast cars and then I got to the age of like ten and it didn't seem as interesting. Oooh! Let's cheer for Ferrari! The f**k you doing, son?
Flies that are bigger than onions.
People who don't give Rob Green active respect due. |
People who miss perfectly good opportunities to use the word "c*nt" in a rant |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 14:17 - Jun 10 with 7350 views | Pommyhoop |
People telling me to get back on facebook.
I got off it for a reason.Dont worry if I want to find out what you had for dinner or what time you think its wine/beer Oclock
or what flowery poem about Mothers you like .
I'll find out somehow,it cant be that hard in this modern social world.
Did I say I dont like spying on my kids or my kids spying on me.Or my Mum or my old Aunty Ethel or that boring prick who knows me through my Sister.
Facebook f'cks.. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:48 - Jun 10 with 7324 views | N12Hoop |
24 hour bus lanes, 12 hour bus-lanes that are hardly used whilst traffic queues up next to it. Come to think of it bus lanes full stop. No one travels by bus anyway and why the fck should they get a clear path when me in my expensively taxed and fuelled car sit in a fcking jam.
Oh, and the woman in front of me at the checkout who puts $1.50 on a fcking credit card. Carry some fcking cash for god's sake. Plus they always fail to anticipate that they are getting to the front of the queue and are about to be asked for money. It's like a complete shock. "Oh, i'll get my handbag out from under my arm, rummage for my purse, peruse my credit cards before electing to use the one I use every day! For 1 pound fcking 50! |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:51 - Jun 10 with 7316 views | Lancashirehoop |
Not read every one so apologies for any duplication.
In a busy bank - 'Sorry about the wait' - No you're not, you say that every time whether I've had to wait 10 seconds or 10 minutes.
Call Centres -'Is there anything else I can do for you ?' - Well if there was I'd have asked.
General retail situations - 'Is that everything ?' - Well you've scanned everything I've presented to you and I haven't asked for anything else unless you're referring to my invisible trolley stacked to the brim with Stella Artois, Doritos and your own budget brand 4 flavoured dip party pack.
Reps on the phone who ask you the most basic info, name, postcode etc and then remark with inane superfluous comments like 'Super', 'that's great' or the worst - 'not a problem'. I've had my name 56 years and it certainly hasn't been a problem to me, my post code has worked very well directing both mail and my car's sat nav right to the door but I've decided your appointment with me is a problem and will have to cancel it.. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:01 - Jun 10 with 7246 views | easthertsr |
Plastic wrapped cheese/cold meat, can anyone get the f*cker open?
Anyone who says I'm not a racist but........
Call the Fu*king Midwife!
Ian Botham's cricket commentary
The f*cking Daily Mail
Michael tw@atface MacIntyre [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 17:03]
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| Random irritations.. on 17:39 - Jun 10 with 7224 views | Monahoop |
Old people at newsagents or supermarket counters. You know the ones. Stand there guffing off about how hard up they are, there's no respect in the world anymore and then decide to squander loads of money from their grimy purses or pockets on lottery tickets or scratchcards, usually paid for in vast amounts of small change, which they can't handle from various compartments in said purses or pockets thus holding everyone up. Then just when you think they're done they buy some more. What's the bloody point? You'll be dead soon! Let an old codger get in front of you in the queue at your peril.
Lottery shows. Who gives a flying frig whether ball number ten has turned up for the 78th time.
Mercedes drivers. Berks in Mercs. Designed and built for arrogance or ignorance on the roads.
Tim Lovejoy
Competitive TV. Everything has to be a competition these days. Why? Bloody bake offs, sewing bees [what's that ?] master chef, jeez, the list is endless and they're all shite.
Cold callers who always phone when you're having your tea.
People who say supper when it's teatime. Snobs. Supper is a snack before bedtime. Just think when the next jerk asks you and yours round for supper, then you tell them what's the point of coming round their place for Ovaltine and a biscuit?! Get's them every time.
People who fail to say thanks when you hold the door open for them. [Not just a problem in Ireland Brian, but yes it is prevalent here and again it's usually old people or women that do it]. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:10 - Jun 10 with 7208 views | MrSheen |
These useless barriers.
Usually found in the hole or in the road. Indicative of an intention to do the bare minimum to show compliance to a rule rather than actually being useful.
Verified by Visa. After ten or so minutes going through the process of buying something on line, the final hurdle. You have to enter three characters from your password, but it is case specific, you aren't automatically taken to the next box when you write something, and the Tab button doesn't work in it. I have a shocking failure rate. After three, you have to go through a security question to set up a new password you will forget next time, while worrying that your purchase will expire before you can use it. Hate it hate it hate it. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 18:46 - Jun 10 with 7179 views | Discodroid |
people who are of sound mind and are able bodied that have been unemployed for ten years that i see in the off licence outside brentwood station buying booze, tabs and pepporamis every day.
just deal gear , dabble in the domestic slave trade, kill tramps with impunity, join the labour party as an agent provecateur, a stint on the meat rack, track catch and skin rats,
go on a medicine trial for a ruthless pharmaceutical company and run the risk of victorian dropsy, donate your fine anglo saxon sperm, decapitate the cock sucking script writers of eastenders , plot to torture and kill/hold to ransom that unt colin murray.
make music. make love , write a blog, make boxes wth fcking sea shells on them, film an alternative ending to 'love actually' that involves genocide on a scale the khmer rouge would be proud off,sell magazines outside budgens , in fact do
do anything you fcking cnts other than sit in your bed all day fingering your oxo tower, laying the blame of your plight at the door of thatcher stealing babys milk in 1972, ted heath fcking his young cabin boys,tony shitcnt blair wan king over david kellys grave or gordon brown selling off our fcking gold reserves for a bazooka joe and an IOU for 4pence.
thats better.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:52 - Jun 10 with 7176 views | TheBlob |
| Random irritations.. on 18:46 - Jun 10 by Discodroid |
people who are of sound mind and are able bodied that have been unemployed for ten years that i see in the off licence outside brentwood station buying booze, tabs and pepporamis every day.
just deal gear , dabble in the domestic slave trade, kill tramps with impunity, join the labour party as an agent provecateur, a stint on the meat rack, track catch and skin rats,
go on a medicine trial for a ruthless pharmaceutical company and run the risk of victorian dropsy, donate your fine anglo saxon sperm, decapitate the cock sucking script writers of eastenders , plot to torture and kill/hold to ransom that unt colin murray.
make music. make love , write a blog, make boxes wth fcking sea shells on them, film an alternative ending to 'love actually' that involves genocide on a scale the khmer rouge would be proud off,sell magazines outside budgens , in fact do
do anything you fcking cnts other than sit in your bed all day fingering your oxo tower, laying the blame of your plight at the door of thatcher stealing babys milk in 1972, ted heath fcking his young cabin boys,tony shitcnt blair wan king over david kellys grave or gordon brown selling off our fcking gold reserves for a bazooka joe and an IOU for 4pence.
thats better.
oh and the fkng guardian and evening standard...kill them allllllllllllllll |
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| Random irritations.. on 05:35 - Jun 11 with 7102 views | FredManRave |
Getting old and My Bad. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 06:15 - Jun 11 with 7095 views | dolcelatte |
People finding everything hilarious. No it isn't it's mildly amusing the majority of the time. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 07:15 - Jun 11 with 7071 views | johnhoop |
One that drives me nuts every time-people in the queue ahead of you at the supermarket checkout who divide their shopping into separate lots sand insist on paying for them separately . For f--k's sake,if you're going to pay twice you should bloody well queue up twice rather than keep all the poor s-ds behind you hanging around like a-seholes. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:14 - Jun 11 with 7030 views | Lancashirehoop |
A place in the country/in the sun/home or abroad.
We've got £150k to spend and would like 12 bedrooms, 56 acres of land, a walk in wardrobe bigger than Narnia and a 12 car garage.
A living room the size of the Albert Hall is 'a bit pokey'
A kitchen set up to accommodate the catering of the British Army at one sitting is not well enough equipped and would need major alterations.
A speck of a house on the horizon makes it too overlooked, no speck of a house on the horizon too remote and the noise from the M4 40 miles away could be a problem. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:23 - Jun 11 with 7024 views | Discodroid |
the evening standard again,last night, no less than 11 pages devoted to this most evocative of issue's..rape as a weapon of war..
is there no end to their persecution of poor old discodroid ???..first they want to ban FGM, now this!!
What next?? a colour pull out against the enslavement of immigrants and forced labour in my harsh plutonium mines of chingford, a left wing bias expose' on my altitude experiment camps (twins/ siblings division) in brentwood ??
political correctness gone mad. [Post edited 11 Jun 2014 9:42]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:34 - Jun 11 with 7010 views | WeaverQPR |
Grown men wearing them jeans with the elasticated ankles. What the fks that all about. Kids clothing |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:39 - Jun 11 with 7005 views | dolcelatte |
People who put "discuss" at the end of their post on forums. No I won't. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:37 - Jun 11 with 6979 views | ElHoop |
| Random irritations.. on 07:15 - Jun 11 by johnhoop |
One that drives me nuts every time-people in the queue ahead of you at the supermarket checkout who divide their shopping into separate lots sand insist on paying for them separately . For f--k's sake,if you're going to pay twice you should bloody well queue up twice rather than keep all the poor s-ds behind you hanging around like a-seholes. |
These people also tend to have some dodgy vouchers which may or may not eventually be accepted, they forget pin numbers, take even longer to put the the various batches of shopping into the appropriate bags, they waste even more time chatting excessively to the checkout girl. I once even had some tosser in front of me make me take off my ipod headphones so that i could hear his apology for buying two Mail On Sundays. Something about a free Cliff Richard compilation so I just put the headphones back on. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:53 - Jun 11 with 6959 views | Discodroid |
hearing on the bbc this morning that hackney council have 209 poor children in care by just 49 mothers, some of whom are pregnant again.ffs
perhaps i was wrong about british values after all. [Post edited 11 Jun 2014 10:54]
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| Random irritations.. on 11:14 - Jun 11 with 6944 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Random irritations.. on 09:37 - Jun 11 by ElHoop |
These people also tend to have some dodgy vouchers which may or may not eventually be accepted, they forget pin numbers, take even longer to put the the various batches of shopping into the appropriate bags, they waste even more time chatting excessively to the checkout girl. I once even had some tosser in front of me make me take off my ipod headphones so that i could hear his apology for buying two Mail On Sundays. Something about a free Cliff Richard compilation so I just put the headphones back on. |
One of the random irritations of rural life in particular is "the chat", and the effect it has on the productivity of your day. "The chat" can happen anywhere, it will not directly involve you, but you must wait until it is finished before you can resume with your life.
There are times when it is charming, and even life-affirming. There are times when it is galling beyond all reason, to the point where you question your sanity, or suitability for this world.
The chat can happen at a checkout:-
Is it raining out, yet?
'Tis
Is it, though?
'Tis
You're not serious?
'Tis terrible
(The supermarket walls are 75% glass, the weather outside is patently obvious to all and sundry, but we wait....)
It can happen between a double-parked car, and a triple-parked car
Mikey!
Pattie!
How's it going?
How's yourself?
How's tricks?
How's the form?
(Irish people use these enquiries as greetings, and the repitition of them as diversionary tactics. On no account will an enquiry be actually answered. Meanwhile we wait, and wait....)
A couple of weeks ago, "the chat" occured in Cork Airport Security
Fiona, girl, are ya still working here? (no, missus, on my way to a fancy-dress hen ad handcuff party)
Ah, I am, ya.
Ya busy?
Nah, we won't get excited! (the queue, by the way, is out the door)
How's tings?
How're you?
Any news?
Ah, sure...where y'off to?
Out foreign (cute oul' wan, this!)
(Meanwhile we wait, and wait, and wait....)
On balance, "the chat" is still a good thing. But plan accordingly when setting your morning alarm. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:17 - Jun 11 with 6939 views | Aunt_Nelly |
| Random irritations.. on 08:39 - Jun 11 by dolcelatte |
People who put "discuss" at the end of their post on forums. No I won't. |
Yep and those stupid c@nting smiley faces. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:35 - Jun 11 with 6919 views | Tonto |
I am coming to the conlcusion that Disco is irritated quite a lot of the time.
If he lived in the US, I would not be surprised to hear his name associated with some gun rampage before the year is out... |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Jun 11 with 6915 views | ElHoop |
| Random irritations.. on 11:14 - Jun 11 by BrianMcCarthy |
One of the random irritations of rural life in particular is "the chat", and the effect it has on the productivity of your day. "The chat" can happen anywhere, it will not directly involve you, but you must wait until it is finished before you can resume with your life.
There are times when it is charming, and even life-affirming. There are times when it is galling beyond all reason, to the point where you question your sanity, or suitability for this world.
The chat can happen at a checkout:-
Is it raining out, yet?
'Tis
Is it, though?
'Tis
You're not serious?
'Tis terrible
(The supermarket walls are 75% glass, the weather outside is patently obvious to all and sundry, but we wait....)
It can happen between a double-parked car, and a triple-parked car
Mikey!
Pattie!
How's it going?
How's yourself?
How's tricks?
How's the form?
(Irish people use these enquiries as greetings, and the repitition of them as diversionary tactics. On no account will an enquiry be actually answered. Meanwhile we wait, and wait....)
A couple of weeks ago, "the chat" occured in Cork Airport Security
Fiona, girl, are ya still working here? (no, missus, on my way to a fancy-dress hen ad handcuff party)
Ah, I am, ya.
Ya busy?
Nah, we won't get excited! (the queue, by the way, is out the door)
How's tings?
How're you?
Any news?
Ah, sure...where y'off to?
Out foreign (cute oul' wan, this!)
(Meanwhile we wait, and wait, and wait....)
On balance, "the chat" is still a good thing. But plan accordingly when setting your morning alarm. |
Yeah I get the chat stuff but not when I'm in a rush and already fed up of waiting having picked the wrong bloody queue in the first place. That's another thing, people who outwardly look like they aren't going to waste any of your time and then they do just that with interest. How do they disguise it so well? You just know within seconds that this was actually the wrong queue but you've stacked up too many items to go anywhere else. It breaks your heart that you got it so wrong. It's your own fault I know but it still hurts. | | | |
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