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Thread | Ha ha ha... (Evil Chuckle)
at 12:45 13 Dec 2024
Have just written 'QPR' in big letters in the condensation on my colleague's window just before his next lesson. Heh, heh, heh...
Fiendish. Master criminal... |
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Reply | Celar had surgery
at 12:41 13 Dec 2024
Here's hoping for bionic legs and a laser cannon installed in his chest to smite his enemies. |
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Reply | England’s World Cup Qualifying Group
at 12:39 13 Dec 2024
How come we always get teams likef Lower Slobovia, Melchester Rovers, the White Lion (Second XI) and the Isle of Wight?
It's the footballing equivalent of trying to find a date in a National Trust gift shop.*
* Obviously, there will be people reading this for whom the National Trust gift shop is their regular hook-up joint. If so, seek help - you've gone wrong. |
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Reply | 2034 World Cup
at 21:42 11 Dec 2024
+ + Breaking News + +
2038 World Cup to be held in Mordor. Representatives of Sauron claim that the Dark Lord sees this as a way of transitioning his economy away from pure evil and the desire to enslave all life on Middle Earth and opening up the state to tourism beyond the Black Gate. 'This is not sportswashing', says Ronaldo, latest £10m per week signing for Minas Morgul... |
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Reply | QPR v Oxfoooooord match thread
at 21:33 11 Dec 2024
Dunne, Cook and Morrison have been very good again. All have compressed the space and stepped into midfield in support of Field and Varane. Really impressive team play. |
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Thread | Ratting
at 21:30 9 Dec 2024
Serious(ish) question but was Saturday the first time we've seen the 'high press' in action this season? I felt that we out-ratted them across the park - significantly higher up the field than the Watford game.
This felt like a callback to the back end of last season, where we just throttled the opposition and won the ball back before they got into gear. On Saturday, Norwich never found their feet and it suited us.
To circle back to my point, was that the first time we've achieved that this season? |
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Reply | Any news on Celar? (n/t)
at 22:28 8 Dec 2024
Suspected hamstring tear according to WLS.
Update: the medical team put his symptoms into Google. It says he has 3 months to live. [Post edited 8 Dec 22:30]
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Reply | Kicking towards the Loft first half.
at 21:30 8 Dec 2024
I like the unsafe standing area: supporters have to balance on a plank over a pit full of starving wombats, raised on human flesh, pumped up on steroids and Rammstein videos. It's not too bad until we score, then the combination of enraged marsupials and Pigbag makes life pretty short and interesting. |
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Reply | QPR v Naaaarwich Match Thread
at 20:20 7 Dec 2024
Still on Cloud 9 after that.
On reflection, this afternoon's match was absolutely brilliant. In context, missing First Team regulars, team in the division's basement, changes forced through injury, young / inexperienced players, hurricane conditions, up against one of the division's most free-scoring sides, last home win was announced on Ceefax ... we could go on.
To pull that performance out of the bag was something else. We were first to everything, pressed quicker and higher, just seemed to want it more. Every single one of them. This lot played like fans today. And that's all we ever wanted. |
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Reply | QPR v Naaaarwich Match Thread
at 16:55 7 Dec 2024
If Kolli plays like this all the time, he'll do for me! What a performance from the lad. |
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Reply | QPR v Naaaarwich Match Thread
at 16:45 7 Dec 2024
If we can see this out, the local pubs will have to declare a three day holiday from Sunday simply to restock and repair the damage.
'Linda, call Peroni. We're going to need a bigger barrel...'
Edit - Ashley Barnes is a complete testicle head too [Post edited 7 Dec 16:47]
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Reply | QPR v Naaaarwich Match Thread
at 16:28 7 Dec 2024
Can I submit my nomination for a statue of Jimmy Dunne? Fcuking immense today (so far). I reckon Sainz is muttering something like 'Fcuk my actual life - of all the days to come up against the W12 Cafu'...
Remember when we were shite? |
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Reply | QPR v Naaaarwich Match Thread
at 16:04 7 Dec 2024
That was a terrific 45 (and a bit) mins for us. Absolute commitment from the whole team, capped off with two (count them) goals! In front of the actual Loft!
Breathless stuff - so pleased for both Jimmy and Kolli (don't feel I know him well enough to call him Rayan yet, but what. a. header!) |
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