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We've got our Xmas work lunch thing in about half an hour. The good thing usually is that FAT C*NT TONY never shows up for these things.
The fat c*nt has just turned up. F*ck my life. The guy absolute HONKS of PISS and has f*cking eczema or leprosy or some shit. Actually it's probably scabies as the fat c*nt never f*cking showers.
If I end up sat next to him I'm going to leave and/or kill myself.
LOL! Imagine being that much of a cocksucker. Not just a cocksucker but a Watford cocksucker. Remember when the shittest version of us under Ainsworth beat a shittier version of them 1-0? They were the shittest I've ever seen a team play in my whole life. Genuinely.
And that includes my old work five-a-side team with me, the f*cking shittest of all shit players, and Geoff from IT (who wore glasses that were thick enough to be f*cking bullet proof) in it.
Watford 6? F*cking six hooped cocks in your mouth. Choke on your mediocrity, c*nt.
He was rubbish for England and my staunch Palace mate says he's ridiculously wasteful this season. Missing loads of chances and acting like the one guy on the work five-a-side team who's better than everyone else and so just hogs the ball and runs into blind alleys with it.
Still, if it stops QPR fans from w@nking themselves to DEATH over him that's good.
I've definitely made good food from Jamie's books. Nigella and Ramsay too. I tend to get my best recipes from YouTube though. There's a guy called Chef Jean with a channel called Food Wishes. He's good.
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