| Seeing as this site is so shit 10:30 - Aug 25 with 7769 views | Darran |
Seeing as we have some moaning about how quiet it is now on the forum.
Interestingly I spent the last 10 minutes looking at the stats
Since launch we have had almost 13000 posts on the forums - this is just about 500 posts per day on the forums. On average the old forums were averaging around 650 per day but the 500 per day is currently growing and closing in on that number.
So far this month we are at 2.71m page views recorded on the site. Only once this year (January) did the old site exceed 3m so overall there are more page impressions and visitors coming to the site at the moment. The argument will be that the site takes you back to index page etc but it used to take you to your post after giving a 'thanks for posting page' which is actually the same number.
New features are due to go live any day - there have been some teething issues with some of them hence the delay but they are many of the features people have asked for.
One of the reasons the forums feel quieter is we used to run with 16 topics per page, we now run with 25 so whilst there are less topics being posted on (given the reduction in post count) it also looks less as there are more topics and post per page.
The other thing we have now is far more guests viewing the forum. This was always going to be a factor in the new forum as people need to register and we get many people trying to log in using old names which keeps the guest count up.
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:05 - Aug 25 with 1109 views | Darran |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:01 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Due to people like you posting utter shit |
Great post Dai,great post.  | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:10 - Aug 25 with 1107 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:01 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Due to people like you posting utter shit |
Funnily enough this abomination of a website redirects me to some news page when trying to click on your username to view the semisolid sh*te you've been leaving all over this forum. I suppose dense tw*ts such as yourself don't venture outside of here and f*cking Wales Online (maybe your wife uses Mumsnet to find herself a Zumba partner) so you wouldn't know what a good website actually looks like. |  |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:11 - Aug 25 with 1104 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:05 - Aug 25 by Darran |
Great post Dai,great post. |
Well my posts are crap probably, but he moans about the site and I've only ever seen that he comes on and says ' look at me' or something else with little or no thought that contributes sod all to the table, if you're that pissed off with it why bother frequenting it, everyone's welcome but I don't like eastenders therefore I don't watch it! |  |
| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:13 - Aug 25 with 1100 views | Darran |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:11 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Well my posts are crap probably, but he moans about the site and I've only ever seen that he comes on and says ' look at me' or something else with little or no thought that contributes sod all to the table, if you're that pissed off with it why bother frequenting it, everyone's welcome but I don't like eastenders therefore I don't watch it! |
Exactly Dai I did tell him that all he does is goad certain posters like Jackhunt and Jackfath in the past and he denied it. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:16 - Aug 25 with 1096 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:11 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Well my posts are crap probably, but he moans about the site and I've only ever seen that he comes on and says ' look at me' or something else with little or no thought that contributes sod all to the table, if you're that pissed off with it why bother frequenting it, everyone's welcome but I don't like eastenders therefore I don't watch it! |
Hardly come on here, mush. Mostly due to thick c*nts like you diluting the quality of debates on the football forum. You can't polish a turd. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:16 - Aug 25 with 1096 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:10 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
Funnily enough this abomination of a website redirects me to some news page when trying to click on your username to view the semisolid sh*te you've been leaving all over this forum. I suppose dense tw*ts such as yourself don't venture outside of here and f*cking Wales Online (maybe your wife uses Mumsnet to find herself a Zumba partner) so you wouldn't know what a good website actually looks like. |
Sorry is your sex life unforfilled you hate filled little troll, why do you feel the need to bring spouse into it you ugly thick moronic cunnt faced gimp? Go and take that filthy face of yours for a shit you crayon chewing twwat, why are you obsessing over my user name? In the middle of having a wannk are you kiddo? We'll all come flocking to your little website now and worship at your alter shall we you self righteous, self obsessed minge
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| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:18 - Aug 25 with 1088 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:16 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
Hardly come on here, mush. Mostly due to thick c*nts like you diluting the quality of debates on the football forum. You can't polish a turd. |
Devour shit you uneducated fucck wit, go back to licking your dogs cock or something you deluded bully boy prick | |
| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:19 - Aug 25 with 1085 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:16 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
Hardly come on here, mush. Mostly due to thick c*nts like you diluting the quality of debates on the football forum. You can't polish a turd. |
You seem to be taking an interest in the site again all of a sudden? You're a gob on a stick that's all you are | |
| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:20 - Aug 25 with 1082 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:16 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Sorry is your sex life unforfilled you hate filled little troll, why do you feel the need to bring spouse into it you ugly thick moronic cunnt faced gimp? Go and take that filthy face of yours for a shit you crayon chewing twwat, why are you obsessing over my user name? In the middle of having a wannk are you kiddo? We'll all come flocking to your little website now and worship at your alter shall we you self righteous, self obsessed minge
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"Unforfilled"
Good f*cking grief. Why do I bother?
"Why are you obsessing over my user name?"
Reading comprehension is clearly not your strong point.
To quote Warwick, who's become AWOL due to the f*cking stupidity and general sh*teness of this forum: Prime f*cking pork. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:21 - Aug 25 with 1080 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:18 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Devour shit you uneducated fucck wit, go back to licking your dogs cock or something you deluded bully boy prick |
You couldn't make it up. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:23 - Aug 25 with 1075 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:21 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
You couldn't make it up. |
Why are you still on a site that appalls you? Fucck off to the other site and wannk your cocktail stick like cock over that instead you peanut | |
| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:26 - Aug 25 with 1067 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:20 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
"Unforfilled"
Good f*cking grief. Why do I bother?
"Why are you obsessing over my user name?"
Reading comprehension is clearly not your strong point.
To quote Warwick, who's become AWOL due to the f*cking stupidity and general sh*teness of this forum: Prime f*cking pork. |
Life isn't your strong point sunbeam, go get laid by someone other than your mother, sister and cousins, you're bemoaning the lack of debate and just proceed to spew tactless shit, notice you didn't answer Darren's posts? Shithouse | |
| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:31 - Aug 25 with 1062 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:26 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Life isn't your strong point sunbeam, go get laid by someone other than your mother, sister and cousins, you're bemoaning the lack of debate and just proceed to spew tactless shit, notice you didn't answer Darren's posts? Shithouse |
F*ck me did you get your retorts from the Oystermouth primary school playground?
If there was a topic and a poster actually worth conversing with I'd be happy to partake. With simple little men such as yourself? Nah you're alright.
Darren [sic] is regurgitating the same tripe he was posting on the previous iteration of PlanetSwans and I've denied his allegations in the past. No need to repeat myself.
F*ck me it's a good job Mumsnet has a relationship advice section. Imagine dealing with you every single day. Christ on a bike. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:37 - Aug 25 with 1054 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:31 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
F*ck me did you get your retorts from the Oystermouth primary school playground?
If there was a topic and a poster actually worth conversing with I'd be happy to partake. With simple little men such as yourself? Nah you're alright.
Darren [sic] is regurgitating the same tripe he was posting on the previous iteration of PlanetSwans and I've denied his allegations in the past. No need to repeat myself.
F*ck me it's a good job Mumsnet has a relationship advice section. Imagine dealing with you every single day. Christ on a bike. |
I'm 6 foot 2 so don't consider myself little but hey ho, and your retorts are so witty and hilarious and fact based aren't they?
Again you feel the need to have the last say with me, yet you're appalled by this site, why why why why are you still here? you're the equivalent of the smelly snotty choppsy kid in the play ground that stands alone all except for the circling flies and the dense aroma of thick shit, go and put your twwat of a head in a bucket of shit twice but bring it out once, you're the highest degree of an oxygen thief, there are nursery children with more of a clue on life than you, you ought to be ashamed of yourself [Post edited 25 Aug 2013 15:46]
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| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:41 - Aug 25 with 1047 views | Darran |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:31 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
F*ck me did you get your retorts from the Oystermouth primary school playground?
If there was a topic and a poster actually worth conversing with I'd be happy to partake. With simple little men such as yourself? Nah you're alright.
Darren [sic] is regurgitating the same tripe he was posting on the previous iteration of PlanetSwans and I've denied his allegations in the past. No need to repeat myself.
F*ck me it's a good job Mumsnet has a relationship advice section. Imagine dealing with you every single day. Christ on a bike. |
Well you can deny it as much as you want but you need to stop trying to be some kind of Warwick/Jackfath kinda clone because its pitiful. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:44 - Aug 25 with 964 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:31 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
F*ck me did you get your retorts from the Oystermouth primary school playground?
If there was a topic and a poster actually worth conversing with I'd be happy to partake. With simple little men such as yourself? Nah you're alright.
Darren [sic] is regurgitating the same tripe he was posting on the previous iteration of PlanetSwans and I've denied his allegations in the past. No need to repeat myself.
F*ck me it's a good job Mumsnet has a relationship advice section. Imagine dealing with you every single day. Christ on a bike. |
You've mentioned this 'mumsnet' bullshit twice now and say you don't repeat yourself? This is sensible debate is it? I've never heard of mumsnet, yet you seem to know its got a relationship page as you stated gimp boy, so why not go to that site and spout the same spurious bovine excrement in there as you do in here with those people you dopey fooking mug | |
| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:47 - Aug 25 with 961 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:41 - Aug 25 by Darran |
Well you can deny it as much as you want but you need to stop trying to be some kind of Warwick/Jackfath kinda clone because its pitiful. |
What on earth are you on about?
I've said it before and I'll say it again. All you do is goad certain posters such as myself and Monty. Oh and the left are just bad as the right etc. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:48 - Aug 25 with 957 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:37 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
I'm 6 foot 2 so don't consider myself little but hey ho, and your retorts are so witty and hilarious and fact based aren't they?
Again you feel the need to have the last say with me, yet you're appalled by this site, why why why why are you still here? you're the equivalent of the smelly snotty choppsy kid in the play ground that stands alone all except for the circling flies and the dense aroma of thick shit, go and put your twwat of a head in a bucket of shit twice but bring it out once, you're the highest degree of an oxygen thief, there are nursery children with more of a clue on life than you, you ought to be ashamed of yourself [Post edited 25 Aug 2013 15:46]
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Enjoy the game, butt. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:51 - Aug 25 with 951 views | davidaeaton |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:48 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
Enjoy the game, butt. |
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| "And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime"............one day we will all encounter the great gig in the sky! |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:51 - Aug 25 with 951 views | Darran |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:47 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
What on earth are you on about?
I've said it before and I'll say it again. All you do is goad certain posters such as myself and Monty. Oh and the left are just bad as the right etc. |
Not anymore I don't I gave that up on the other and you can't show where I have but I can show you where you have you've done it to Jackfath twice within the last couple of days.
I'm a changed man everyone is welcome here. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 16:07 - Aug 25 with 934 views | Drizzy |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 16:06 - Aug 25 by Darran |
Haha so you would be goading him if you could find him? |
Don't be silly I'm only joking. Have a nice day. | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 16:13 - Aug 25 with 931 views | Darran |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 16:07 - Aug 25 by Drizzy |
Don't be silly I'm only joking. Have a nice day. |
Good lad enjoy the game.  | |
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| Seeing as this site is so shit on 16:26 - Aug 25 with 919 views | Belfast |
| Seeing as this site is so shit on 15:16 - Aug 25 by davidaeaton |
Sorry is your sex life unforfilled you hate filled little troll, why do you feel the need to bring spouse into it you ugly thick moronic cunnt faced gimp? Go and take that filthy face of yours for a shit you crayon chewing twwat, why are you obsessing over my user name? In the middle of having a wannk are you kiddo? We'll all come flocking to your little website now and worship at your alter shall we you self righteous, self obsessed minge
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