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John Torode, always picks the pretty ladies on masterchef, I reckon he bangs then promising them all sorts of three course meals and then bins them once he gets his canapés licked like a dog round a set of balls.
Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk.