| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? 01:53 - Mar 18 with 7779 views | superhoopdownunder |
I was thinking this morning what would certain players be if they did not turn out to be professional footballers - an example being Charlie Austin as a bricklayer before making it as a professional footballer
Maybe Harry Redknapp would be a second hand car salesman
Armand Traore would probably be on the dole
John Terry would be a small time criminal
Vinnie Jones an actor?
Adel Taarabt - world champion of competitive eating (apparently this is a sport)
Any other suggestions about alternate careers for any players or managers?
Cheers
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| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 13:44 - Mar 18 with 1653 views | Mick_S |
| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 13:43 - Mar 18 by A40Bosh |
Whilst running a pie an mash shop as a sideline? |
The pie and mash shop would win. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 13:50 - Mar 18 with 1644 views | RBlock |
James Milner - Insurance Claims Adjuster |  | | |
| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 13:56 - Mar 18 with 1621 views | Mick_S |
Driving Instructor. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 14:31 - Mar 18 with 1574 views | A40Bosh |
| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 13:44 - Mar 18 by Mick_S |
The pie and mash shop would win. |
Maybe that is half his problem
He also has those eyes where he could play a film hit man for special forces or for gangsters. First his eyes stare until you are paralysed on the spot then he brings out a 44 Magnum and wastes your brains in to the carpet.
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| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 14:44 - Mar 18 with 1554 views | paulparker |
Samba Diakite - Unlicensed Taxi Driver
Grant Hall- Hairdresser at Toni & Guy |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 14:51 - Mar 18 with 1553 views | loftboy |
| What would they be if they were not professional footballers? on 07:24 - Mar 18 by freddieeddie |
Traore would be unemployed and still living at home too scared to face the world and working life. I'd have money on it.
Bosingwa would be unemployed but a police grass. Slippery horrible Boswan*er that he is.
Hoilett would be a very poorly paid film/TV extra. His main role would be being a double for 'Little Britain' . His ars* would be used as a double for the two huge fat ladies in the Sauna.
Clint Hill, Jamie Mackie and Shaun Derry would be in the army.
Joey Barton would have been kicked out the army and now in prison.
Gavin McGuire (Psycho) serving life in prison.
Goran Sven Erikkson - Peado
Rooney - Unemployed, petty thief, living at home, single.
Peter Beardsley - Works in a factory, becoming famous local for starring in latest series of the 'Undateables'. |
Gavin Maguire actually turned his hand to hairdressing!
Was there that day he crippled Danny Thomas, also when Forest had a winger called Gary Crosby playing Maguire ran at him from a side on position and made a growling noise, Cosby shat himself and let the ball run out of play! |  |
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