| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 449936 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 17:41 - Mar 9 with 3393 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 17:12 - Mar 9 by Benny_the_Ball |
Joggers that continue jogging on the spot on a street corner as they wait for cars to pass. |
Cyclists who stop at the lights (shock, horror… the odd one in a hundred that does) and rather than just putting your foot down while you wait they have to wriggle about with both feet on the pedals because “oooh look at me, I can balance while stationary and I don’t even have pedal clips”. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 19:47 - Mar 18 with 3180 views | Dorse |
Them fcking 'Domino-hoo-hoo' adverts. All concerned should consider themselves accursed. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:15 - Mar 18 with 3140 views | 81A |
Sensors on cars - no they shouldn't be so over-sensitive they auto apply my brakes at 70mph on the M1 for no reason. No they shouldn't be so loud that the reversing bong on the woman over the road wakes me up every night.
If automated cars depend on this technology, gawd help us. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 20:41 - Mar 18 with 3101 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 14:32 - Mar 9 by Mick_S |
Joggers that use zebra crossings. |
Especially when they're jogging on the spot while waiting to cross. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:01 - Mar 18 with 3075 views | hubble |
| Random irritations.. on 17:12 - Mar 9 by Benny_the_Ball |
Joggers that continue jogging on the spot on a street corner as they wait for cars to pass. |
Joggers. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:21 - Mar 18 with 3038 views | Sonofpugwash |
Growly young American women sounding like every sentence is wrenched from their vocal chords. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:04 - Mar 20 with 2844 views | Mick_S |
Trendies ferrying their kids and pets around London in a pram bolted on to the front of a 5hit pushbike. Get off the road. It’s dangerous. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:19 - Apr 10 with 2553 views | johann28 |
The urban dictionary. I simply can't keep up with it.
Invited to put a brief description of myself for a staff directory, amongst the usual stuff I put the following 'Qpr (sorry)'.
I've since had mail from some distinctly odd souls. Apparently it stands for 'Queer platonic relationship'. Sigh. |  | | |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:13 - Apr 10 with 2399 views | Dorse |
| Random irritations.. on 12:19 - Apr 10 by johann28 |
The urban dictionary. I simply can't keep up with it.
Invited to put a brief description of myself for a staff directory, amongst the usual stuff I put the following 'Qpr (sorry)'.
I've since had mail from some distinctly odd souls. Apparently it stands for 'Queer platonic relationship'. Sigh. |
This has made my day. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:40 - Apr 10 with 2322 views | EastR |
| Random irritations.. on 21:01 - Mar 18 by hubble |
Joggers. |
Not a lot of love on here for the joggers, who are in the main, merely hasty pedestrians. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:58 - Apr 10 with 2267 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 15:40 - Apr 10 by EastR |
Not a lot of love on here for the joggers, who are in the main, merely hasty pedestrians. |
Got no problems with joggers other than their self entitlement that they must just jog right onto the road/zebra crossing whether it's safe to do so or not and vehicles have to stop just because they don't want to break their stride.
Fk me, do people have no sense of self-preservation?
Bring back Death Race 2000..... | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 20:55 - Apr 10 with 2153 views | Spaceman_P |
I have to say guys....I f-ing can't stand this new term LIMBS for fans. I also hate it when they say Absolute Limbs. such retard language, sorry but that's a random irritation that I realised the other day. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:16 - Apr 11 with 2039 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Random irritations.. on 20:55 - Apr 10 by Spaceman_P |
I have to say guys....I f-ing can't stand this new term LIMBS for fans. I also hate it when they say Absolute Limbs. such retard language, sorry but that's a random irritation that I realised the other day. |
Modern language is by c*nts for c*nts. See also: absolute scenes, absolute jokes etc. Also, English kids calling the police 'Feds.'
Ugh... pointless fking peasants.
Anyway, my mate is from Exeter and his parents were volunteering at a mansion house that's been getting refurbished over the last 25 through volunteers and charity fundraising. A couple of nights ago some local scrote kid d1ckheads burned the whole thing down. It's a bit like that tree that got chopped down last year up in Scotland.
You can't have nice things when pricks are allowed to fill this world with pointless d1ckheads who do nothing for society but drain it via vandalism and benefits. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:48 - Apr 11 with 1989 views | hubble |
| Random irritations.. on 15:58 - Apr 10 by Juzzie |
Got no problems with joggers other than their self entitlement that they must just jog right onto the road/zebra crossing whether it's safe to do so or not and vehicles have to stop just because they don't want to break their stride.
Fk me, do people have no sense of self-preservation?
Bring back Death Race 2000..... |
Well I have got problems with joggers. Why is it they seem to feel the need to run as close to you as possible, even if the path/pavement/road is 20 foot wide, spraying you with their sweat, puffing and panting right in your face... get the fk out of the way you self-entitled knuts.
Oh, and while we're on the topic: people who ride their bikes or fkin electric scooters on the pavement: get on the fkin road you knuts.
People who meander along the pavement, walking right in front of you without looking.
People who drive below the already ludicrously low 20 MPH speed limit. Get out and fkin walk if you're not bothered how long it takes you to get somewhere.
I'm sure utterly selfish headphone/earbud/phone loudspeaker tinny beats/private conversations knuts on public transport has been covered.
Anyway, that'll do for now. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:34 - Apr 11 with 1950 views | loftboy |
| Random irritations.. on 10:48 - Apr 11 by hubble |
Well I have got problems with joggers. Why is it they seem to feel the need to run as close to you as possible, even if the path/pavement/road is 20 foot wide, spraying you with their sweat, puffing and panting right in your face... get the fk out of the way you self-entitled knuts.
Oh, and while we're on the topic: people who ride their bikes or fkin electric scooters on the pavement: get on the fkin road you knuts.
People who meander along the pavement, walking right in front of you without looking.
People who drive below the already ludicrously low 20 MPH speed limit. Get out and fkin walk if you're not bothered how long it takes you to get somewhere.
I'm sure utterly selfish headphone/earbud/phone loudspeaker tinny beats/private conversations knuts on public transport has been covered.
Anyway, that'll do for now. |
Just about covered 60 odd pages of this thread in one paragraph there Hubble! |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:23 - Apr 11 with 1904 views | Bluce_Ree |
F**k sake. So I'm in work and we had to do a visit to a site and I was walking up the stairs and I was like 'argh!' because it smelt like the worst pub toilet of all time. The lady next to me noticed it as well.
It turned out that it was the big fat bastard I work with. He absolutely fking honked of piss. C*nt. It's one thing being a massive porker but that doesn't stop you showering you piss c*nt.
You know how you can remember smells? It's there, it's locked in. I feel like I now have PISS NOSE.
F**k sake.
Fuming. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 07:52 - Apr 12 with 1758 views | Spaceman_P |
| Random irritations.. on 12:23 - Apr 11 by Bluce_Ree |
F**k sake. So I'm in work and we had to do a visit to a site and I was walking up the stairs and I was like 'argh!' because it smelt like the worst pub toilet of all time. The lady next to me noticed it as well.
It turned out that it was the big fat bastard I work with. He absolutely fking honked of piss. C*nt. It's one thing being a massive porker but that doesn't stop you showering you piss c*nt.
You know how you can remember smells? It's there, it's locked in. I feel like I now have PISS NOSE.
F**k sake.
Fuming. |
this happened to me yesterday too. A drunk bloke sat next to me on the bus, smelt like he'd pissed himself whilst also smelling of humidity, sweat and alcohol pouring out his pours.
people are k-unts. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:37 - Apr 12 with 1727 views | MrSheen |
Wasps. One was flying round our bedroom at midnight last night. Enormous thing (a Queen on the move?), it absorbed a couple of swipes before I was able to drive it on the landing and shut the door on it. No doubt it will be back tonight.
On the bright side, it does remind Mrs Sheen why she needs me in the house. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:42 - Apr 12 with 1720 views | Monkey_Roots |
Ordinary cyclists who wear Lycra that has the little sponsorship badges on… really? You’re sponsored by Esso or whatever? Mugs, they’re advertising for free! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:01 - Apr 12 with 1700 views | Watford_Ranger |
| Random irritations.. on 08:42 - Apr 12 by Monkey_Roots |
Ordinary cyclists who wear Lycra that has the little sponsorship badges on… really? You’re sponsored by Esso or whatever? Mugs, they’re advertising for free! |
Guess you could say the same for replica football shirts but then adults in the latest kit generally look ridiculous too. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:18 - Apr 12 with 1689 views | Monkey_Roots |
| Random irritations.. on 09:01 - Apr 12 by Watford_Ranger |
Guess you could say the same for replica football shirts but then adults in the latest kit generally look ridiculous too. |
Yeah, but I like football. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:38 - Apr 12 with 1671 views | Spaceman_P |
I remember a few years ago, I was filling my car up and I have normally dress l in quite a 60s mod style, not too over-the-top but its kind of my style; a sort of ivy league look.
I remember once I was filling my car up at a garage in Kent near Folkestone and a group of cyclists all in skin-tight lycra were laughing at me cos I was wearing winkle pickers, very bizarre situation to be in when the bloke opposite you looks like he just walked straight out of a San Francisco gay-bar sitting in a very camp manner, drinking from a water-bottle on a tiny light-weight cycle.
That blew my mind a bit. I need to add, I wasn't in very OTT 60s get up, just some sta-prest maybe an oxford style shirt and winkle picker boots and I had a corduroy cap on, I looked a bit like Donovan circa 1966. Nothing to be ridiculed over.
But this lycra-clad gang thought I looked funny, but it was actually them that looked stupid. [Post edited 12 Apr 9:42]
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| Random irritations.. on 09:08 - Apr 19 with 1415 views | RamseyR |
Online shopping emails
1. Thank you for your order
2. The receipt for your order
3. Your order has been processed
4. Shipping company is expecting your order
5. Shipping company has your order
6. Your order has been despatched
7. Your order will be delivered today
8. Your order was delivered by Pavel
9. Please complete our satisfaction survey
10. Please leave us a review
11. More junk emails to follow
When you have three or four things on order at the same time, you have no idea which item the email is referencing, so you end up getting your lawnmower thrown over your back gate, and delivering a pair of jeans to your neighbour for safe keeping until you get home!
Stop cluttering my life with all this shit |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:19 - Apr 19 with 1382 views | R_from_afar |
| Random irritations.. on 08:42 - Apr 12 by Monkey_Roots |
Ordinary cyclists who wear Lycra that has the little sponsorship badges on… really? You’re sponsored by Esso or whatever? Mugs, they’re advertising for free! |
Haha, you are describing the teenage me. I thought I was the bee's knees pedalling around the Chilterns in my GIS Gelati / Columbus top.
These days, I'm unsponsored, although Saga haven't got back to me yet  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:32 - Apr 19 with 3753 views | loftboy |
“Raising money to feed kids in the summer holidays”
Obviously we don’t want kids to starve but when did parental responsibility pass on to anyone but yourself? | |
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