| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 493285 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 22:22 - Aug 29 with 3452 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
'The Happy Egg Company'
I don't really give a sht how happy the eggs are. What about the fecking Hens? |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 22:25 - Aug 29 with 3448 views | qpr_1968 |
people that say "i see it with my own eyes"
who elses eyes would they see it with. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 22:48 - Aug 31 with 3361 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Why are Plummers called Plumbers? | |
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| Random irritations.. on 23:00 - Aug 31 with 4130 views | qpr_1968 |
there, their and they;re.
whats the 4th spelling for there are 3 th....s. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:33 - Sep 1 with 4099 views | loftboy |
| Random irritations.. on 22:48 - Aug 31 by CliveWilsonSaid |
Why are Plummers called Plumbers? |
Isn’t Pliumb Latin for lead or something similar. Hence the chemical code of PB |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:46 - Sep 1 with 4046 views | hantssi |
| Random irritations.. on 09:33 - Sep 1 by loftboy |
Isn’t Pliumb Latin for lead or something similar. Hence the chemical code of PB |
Correct it’s from the Latin plumbum.
I’ve been in the building services industry for over 40 years and the first thing they teach you is;
“As the s**t goes goes down the smell goes up, hot tap on the left and it’s pay day Thursday!” | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 15:28 - Sep 1 with 3991 views | PinnerPaul |
Misuse of the words 'literally' and 'unique'
As in 'That quite literally killed me' erm, clearly it didn't! and
'That is quite unique' or even worse 'That is very unique'
SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR NOT, THERE ARE NO 'DEGREES' OF UNIQUENESS!
and breathe............................ | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 15:56 - Sep 1 with 3951 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| Random irritations.. on 15:28 - Sep 1 by PinnerPaul |
Misuse of the words 'literally' and 'unique'
As in 'That quite literally killed me' erm, clearly it didn't! and
'That is quite unique' or even worse 'That is very unique'
SOMETHING IS EITHER UNIQUE OR NOT, THERE ARE NO 'DEGREES' OF UNIQUENESS!
and breathe............................ |
That’s very true! | |
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| Random irritations.. on 16:00 - Sep 1 with 3943 views | MickS |
So I turned round and said to him.
Straight? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 22:38 - Sep 1 with 3840 views | loftboy |
Being late for some of my deliveries tonight because of that fûcking demo in parliament square. They interviewed one on the radio who said “ we all wore masks and were social distancing “ no you weren’t you lying fûckwit, when I went past(very slowly) you were all jumping about together. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:22 - Sep 5 with 3708 views | Watford_Ranger |
Cheques still being a thing in 2020.
My local NatWest being open for a grand total of 25 hours per week. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:53 - Sep 5 with 3668 views | BrianMcCarthy |
People who talk to their dead pets on facebook.
"Can't believe you're gone a year already, Moggy"
Ya, because in Pet Heaven they hook cats up on facebook. And they can read now.And speak English. And type replies with their paws. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:11 - Sep 5 with 3651 views | HoosWho |
Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I’m new here.
The misuse and abuse of the word “like” which a certain type of teen/millennial use to frequently and unnecessarily punctuate sentences. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:15 - Sep 5 with 3643 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Random irritations.. on 10:11 - Sep 5 by HoosWho |
Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I’m new here.
The misuse and abuse of the word “like” which a certain type of teen/millennial use to frequently and unnecessarily punctuate sentences. |
My Niece does that. Being from Cork she also finishes her sentences with 'like'.
"Like, I don't know, like" | |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:33 - Sep 5 with 3607 views | Dorse |
| Random irritations.. on 10:11 - Sep 5 by HoosWho |
Sorry if this has been mentioned before, I’m new here.
The misuse and abuse of the word “like” which a certain type of teen/millennial use to frequently and unnecessarily punctuate sentences. |
German kids do something similar with the phrase 'keine ahnung', which means 'I have no idea'. I don't know which annoys me more. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:42 - Sep 7 with 3512 views | zicoshoops |
People that go and watch the Tour De France.
Or more importantly.........
People that wait at the top of mountain stages of the Tour De France.
Dressed up in all sorts of weird outfits.....
Along come the Cyclists, after having ridden for 10k straight up a mountain......totally shattered.
The said nutters then jump out in front of them/waving flags/screaming at them/running alongside them/jumping up and down/urging them on.
My point being.........
All Professional Cyclists should have a Tazer Gun fitted to their handlebars as standard.
Then we would really see the Mountain Top Tossers really jump and scream.
Plus, it would be more entertaining for the TV audience.
B
Monday mornings
C
Any b*stard that's not me.
What's going on?
We should be told
Sort it out | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:56 - Sep 7 with 3506 views | Newhopphoops |
| Random irritations.. on 10:42 - Sep 7 by zicoshoops |
People that go and watch the Tour De France.
Or more importantly.........
People that wait at the top of mountain stages of the Tour De France.
Dressed up in all sorts of weird outfits.....
Along come the Cyclists, after having ridden for 10k straight up a mountain......totally shattered.
The said nutters then jump out in front of them/waving flags/screaming at them/running alongside them/jumping up and down/urging them on.
My point being.........
All Professional Cyclists should have a Tazer Gun fitted to their handlebars as standard.
Then we would really see the Mountain Top Tossers really jump and scream.
Plus, it would be more entertaining for the TV audience.
B
Monday mornings
C
Any b*stard that's not me.
What's going on?
We should be told
Sort it out |
Agree with all three, especially those under (A) who do it without masks so that all the competitors have been effectively spat on by hundreds of morons by the top of the climb; and then when you point out that the race is unlikely to reach Paris in the face of such behaviour, reply that it's only flu.
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| Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Sep 7 with 3479 views | Rs_Holy |
grown adults riding electric scooters (at around 20mph) on the pavement.... 'kin dangerous!!! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:28 - Sep 7 with 3476 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Sep 7 by Rs_Holy |
grown adults riding electric scooters (at around 20mph) on the pavement.... 'kin dangerous!!! |
electric scooters. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:29 - Sep 7 with 3474 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Sep 7 by Rs_Holy |
grown adults riding electric scooters (at around 20mph) on the pavement.... 'kin dangerous!!! |
On their phones. Arseholes. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:07 - Sep 7 with 3446 views | onlyrinmoray |
My wife constantly talking to people on speaker phone |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 12:46 - Sep 10 with 3348 views | Dorse |
Naga Munchetty on BBC Breakfast. Her delivery and piss-poor attempts at witty repartee have had me genuinely contemplating watching Piers Morgan on the other side.
Just let that one sink in for a minute: Piers. Fcuking. Morgan. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:54 - Sep 10 with 3341 views | Mick_S |
| Random irritations.. on 12:46 - Sep 10 by Dorse |
Naga Munchetty on BBC Breakfast. Her delivery and piss-poor attempts at witty repartee have had me genuinely contemplating watching Piers Morgan on the other side.
Just let that one sink in for a minute: Piers. Fcuking. Morgan. |
She's good at golf. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:59 - Sep 10 with 3330 views | loftboy |
Two of my customers didn’t get their shopping last night because the new road closures made it impossible, also going to get charged £2 to go through the Blackwall tunnel. Flipping cheek | |
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