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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 17:45 18 Dec 2024

Bob Ross couldn't draw faces.

And he's Greta Thunberg's dad.
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Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 17:39 18 Dec 2024

'Utter Kunt In Kuntish Behaviour Shock!'

Edit: just had a thought - can you change the name to 'The Terrorist's Beard'? And then have a picture of an extremely overgrown lady-garden?
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Cifuentes Leaving the Club
at 07:28 17 Dec 2024

That's why I only give thoughtful and prescient commentary on the important matters of the day.

Actually, I'm worried he's going to break my record for most downvotes in a single post.
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Ashby
at 09:00 15 Dec 2024

I've said a couple of times that I am gobsmacked at a recruitment policy that brings in 2 fullbacks in support of a centreback playing out of position, whilst simultaneously failing to sign anyone to play on the opposite side - even as cover!

Marti wants to play with a back four: in my opinion, that requires 2 x starting fullbacks plus cover. To end up with such an imbalance is pretty poor. Paal suffers from not being Willo but he is at least a Bidwell-type of steady performer. Right now, that's a good thing, especially compared to the alternative. Ashby has his moments but I can't blame him for being here or for playing: those aren't his call really. He can own his mistakes but I see a player giving the lot and learning on the job.
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 15:44 14 Dec 2024

That game was ugly as sin. But we came away from a 3 game week unbeaten with 7 from a possible 9 points. Frankly, the game could be as ugly as a Mordor porno: I'll take it.


The points, I mean.
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 14:24 14 Dec 2024

Ha! Their reaction at the final whistle!

'Piss on you! We work for Mel Brooks!'
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 14:19 14 Dec 2024

W12 Cafu in effect!
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 14:08 14 Dec 2024

Ashby taken out behind the barn and shot. It's kinder that way.
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 13:54 14 Dec 2024

Never in doubt.
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 13:52 14 Dec 2024

That'll do pig.
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 13:51 14 Dec 2024

*checks rules* No, no it's fine. It says here that if the player does not represent Queens Park Rangers then it shall be deemed permissable. Complaints to the contrary shall be punished by birching or transportation to the colonies.
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 13:42 14 Dec 2024

What the actual piss was that?! Ashby, are you Rehman in disguise?
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QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 13:17 14 Dec 2024

This half should be banned by the Geneva Convention.
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Chase Me's gone
at 07:12 14 Dec 2024

To be fair, that's only 0.0000020500000000000003% of them. Probably wouldn't put it on your Tinder profile.
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England’s World Cup Qualifying Group
at 07:03 14 Dec 2024



'No, no Ladies. When I said "Fck yeah, this my jam!" what I actually meant was...'
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England’s World Cup Qualifying Group
at 12:52 13 Dec 2024

That's a very specific kink, to be fair. I stand corrected.
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Ha ha ha... (Evil Chuckle)
at 12:45 13 Dec 2024

Have just written 'QPR' in big letters in the condensation on my colleague's window just before his next lesson. Heh, heh, heh...

Fiendish. Master criminal...
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Celar had surgery
at 12:41 13 Dec 2024

Here's hoping for bionic legs and a laser cannon installed in his chest to smite his enemies.
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England’s World Cup Qualifying Group
at 12:39 13 Dec 2024

How come we always get teams likef Lower Slobovia, Melchester Rovers, the White Lion (Second XI) and the Isle of Wight?

It's the footballing equivalent of trying to find a date in a National Trust gift shop.*




* Obviously, there will be people reading this for whom the National Trust gift shop is their regular hook-up joint. If so, seek help - you've gone wrong.
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QPR v Oxfoooooord match thread
at 21:43 11 Dec 2024

That felt good, especially the second half. Well done Rs!
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