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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? 17:28 - Nov 16 with 12940 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

.....at a match over something QPR related?
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 14:33 - Nov 17 with 2121 viewsDiscodroids

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:45 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

A couple of years ago in X Block two blokes sitting near me had a punch up over booing Bobby Zamora.

The irony of it all was the way his goal took us up a month or two later.


i always liked ma wee bonny greyfriars bobby.

Never could understand the slagging he got.

Disgraceful.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 14:35 - Nov 17 with 2116 viewsNorthernr

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:33 - Nov 17 by A40Bosh

One Tuesday evening game a few years back I had the misfortune to be in the lower loft and this mouthy women who had never been in the LL before was sat beside me and was absolutely bladdered and as the game wore on, and we weren't having a good game as usual, she was getting mouthier and mouthier and using really horrific language. There were loads of kids around and some of the parents were turning around and glaring at her and she was telling them to stop looking at her and offering them out.
In the end I had to pipe up as she had really gone too far and no sooner had I given her a piece of my mind, she took out the miniature Smirnoff bottle she had been craftily slugging from, drained it and then smashed it on top of my head - fortunately I was wearing a woolly hat which softened the blow.
I couldn't help myself and I am not proud of it as I had never raised my hand to a women before, but I gave her a left hook which sent her half way down the aisle. People helped her up and tried to restrain her but she wrestled free and came at me again. I managed to block a couple of blows but then she tried to knee me in the nuts, so I caught her straight on the chin and that took the fight out of her.

At that point the stewards and the old bill arrived and people around us were telling them that I was acting in self defense and that she had bottled me first and had been really abusive.

They took us both out of the ground and she was still fighting the coppers and it took 4 of them to throw her in the back of the van and they carted her off to Shepherds Bush nick.

Once my details were taken by the old bill and the club, I asked to go back in to see the rest of the match and everyone in our row was taking my side and said that she was totally out of order and I agreed that in hindsight I should have knocked her out properly the first time.

6:30am the next morning I got a call which woke me up from the old bill asking me whether I wanted to press charges for the assault otherwise they were going to let her go as she had sobered up and had spent the whole night in the cell throwing up. I thought about it and decided it was probably better to let sleeping dogs lie rather than go through the whole court process.

The coppers then said that she would be "processed" within and hour and could I drive up and collect her as she was still feeling so rough. I told them there was not a chance in hell of that as I had to get to work and she could make her own way home and told them to tell her that we were also out of milk.


Beautifully executed.
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 14:42 - Nov 17 with 2103 viewsHayesender

Me and Clive's brother once had a heated exchange at Stoke about Mark Hughes, until Clive pointed out to us we were arguing with each other about the same thing

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 14:46 - Nov 17 with 2086 viewsBrightonhoop

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:33 - Nov 17 by A40Bosh

One Tuesday evening game a few years back I had the misfortune to be in the lower loft and this mouthy women who had never been in the LL before was sat beside me and was absolutely bladdered and as the game wore on, and we weren't having a good game as usual, she was getting mouthier and mouthier and using really horrific language. There were loads of kids around and some of the parents were turning around and glaring at her and she was telling them to stop looking at her and offering them out.
In the end I had to pipe up as she had really gone too far and no sooner had I given her a piece of my mind, she took out the miniature Smirnoff bottle she had been craftily slugging from, drained it and then smashed it on top of my head - fortunately I was wearing a woolly hat which softened the blow.
I couldn't help myself and I am not proud of it as I had never raised my hand to a women before, but I gave her a left hook which sent her half way down the aisle. People helped her up and tried to restrain her but she wrestled free and came at me again. I managed to block a couple of blows but then she tried to knee me in the nuts, so I caught her straight on the chin and that took the fight out of her.

At that point the stewards and the old bill arrived and people around us were telling them that I was acting in self defense and that she had bottled me first and had been really abusive.

They took us both out of the ground and she was still fighting the coppers and it took 4 of them to throw her in the back of the van and they carted her off to Shepherds Bush nick.

Once my details were taken by the old bill and the club, I asked to go back in to see the rest of the match and everyone in our row was taking my side and said that she was totally out of order and I agreed that in hindsight I should have knocked her out properly the first time.

6:30am the next morning I got a call which woke me up from the old bill asking me whether I wanted to press charges for the assault otherwise they were going to let her go as she had sobered up and had spent the whole night in the cell throwing up. I thought about it and decided it was probably better to let sleeping dogs lie rather than go through the whole court process.

The coppers then said that she would be "processed" within and hour and could I drive up and collect her as she was still feeling so rough. I told them there was not a chance in hell of that as I had to get to work and she could make her own way home and told them to tell her that we were also out of milk.


Post of 2015 by a country mile that one.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:05 - Nov 17 with 2050 viewsNorthernr

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 14:42 - Nov 17 by Hayesender

Me and Clive's brother once had a heated exchange at Stoke about Mark Hughes, until Clive pointed out to us we were arguing with each other about the same thing


You were both pretty drunk to be fair, but that was funny.
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:20 - Nov 17 with 2020 viewsMvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:45 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

A couple of years ago in X Block two blokes sitting near me had a punch up over booing Bobby Zamora.

The irony of it all was the way his goal took us up a month or two later.


Who would fight over something so foolish.....(looks around sheepishly)

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:43 - Nov 17 with 1973 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:33 - Nov 17 by A40Bosh

One Tuesday evening game a few years back I had the misfortune to be in the lower loft and this mouthy women who had never been in the LL before was sat beside me and was absolutely bladdered and as the game wore on, and we weren't having a good game as usual, she was getting mouthier and mouthier and using really horrific language. There were loads of kids around and some of the parents were turning around and glaring at her and she was telling them to stop looking at her and offering them out.
In the end I had to pipe up as she had really gone too far and no sooner had I given her a piece of my mind, she took out the miniature Smirnoff bottle she had been craftily slugging from, drained it and then smashed it on top of my head - fortunately I was wearing a woolly hat which softened the blow.
I couldn't help myself and I am not proud of it as I had never raised my hand to a women before, but I gave her a left hook which sent her half way down the aisle. People helped her up and tried to restrain her but she wrestled free and came at me again. I managed to block a couple of blows but then she tried to knee me in the nuts, so I caught her straight on the chin and that took the fight out of her.

At that point the stewards and the old bill arrived and people around us were telling them that I was acting in self defense and that she had bottled me first and had been really abusive.

They took us both out of the ground and she was still fighting the coppers and it took 4 of them to throw her in the back of the van and they carted her off to Shepherds Bush nick.

Once my details were taken by the old bill and the club, I asked to go back in to see the rest of the match and everyone in our row was taking my side and said that she was totally out of order and I agreed that in hindsight I should have knocked her out properly the first time.

6:30am the next morning I got a call which woke me up from the old bill asking me whether I wanted to press charges for the assault otherwise they were going to let her go as she had sobered up and had spent the whole night in the cell throwing up. I thought about it and decided it was probably better to let sleeping dogs lie rather than go through the whole court process.

The coppers then said that she would be "processed" within and hour and could I drive up and collect her as she was still feeling so rough. I told them there was not a chance in hell of that as I had to get to work and she could make her own way home and told them to tell her that we were also out of milk.


Superbly done, Bosh.

Didn't see that coming at all.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:44 - Nov 17 with 1970 viewsWilloW4

About 4 seasons ago I brought my mate a ticket to a home game, he's Rangers born n bred but hadn't been to loftus road for years, we took our seats near the corner flag in the R block, a sunny day, all is good with the world, apart from this blonde lady who was screaming/schreeching from the first minute,"break his fecking legs", "let him fecking die", "you're a fecking poof", and it went on and on.....she had a fella next to her who didn't say a word.... Half time comes, we grab a beer, I say to my mate that this woman is bang out of order.. "Yeah", my mate replies."that's why I don't talk to her anymore.", "what?" Says I.... "That's my sister!" He said.. I worked with him for 7 years and had no idea he had a sister.! I know now why he kept schtum.. She still goes to loftus road, her brother doesn't.
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:47 - Nov 17 with 1967 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:20 - Nov 17 by Mvpeter

Who would fight over something so foolish.....(looks around sheepishly)


Haha, wasn't you was it Peter?
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 17:02 - Nov 17 with 1862 viewsMvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:47 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

Haha, wasn't you was it Peter?


Yeah... not particularly proud of it but when people booed the decision to bring on Bobby this twt in front gave a very aggressive 'support the fakkin team' to my brother (16 or so) and my dad took exception. So I'm holding this 50 year old bloke back and the fans in front do the same with that bloke and I see the guys adult son swing for my brother....red mist and I'm rolling down over the seats (apologies to anyone we rolled over)

Luckily the good people of xblock informed the stewards who did what and we were back the next week. Haven't seen them two since.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 17:22 - Nov 17 with 1830 viewsingeminate

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 15:44 - Nov 17 by WilloW4

About 4 seasons ago I brought my mate a ticket to a home game, he's Rangers born n bred but hadn't been to loftus road for years, we took our seats near the corner flag in the R block, a sunny day, all is good with the world, apart from this blonde lady who was screaming/schreeching from the first minute,"break his fecking legs", "let him fecking die", "you're a fecking poof", and it went on and on.....she had a fella next to her who didn't say a word.... Half time comes, we grab a beer, I say to my mate that this woman is bang out of order.. "Yeah", my mate replies."that's why I don't talk to her anymore.", "what?" Says I.... "That's my sister!" He said.. I worked with him for 7 years and had no idea he had a sister.! I know now why he kept schtum.. She still goes to loftus road, her brother doesn't.


If that's who I think it is (P) she is a sweetheart really and goes home and away - never heard her call anyone a poof- but the rest is familiar!
Always with a fella who's quiet. If anyone went near her Adel, she would go ballistic!

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 17:51 - Nov 17 with 1787 viewsFredManRave

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 13:33 - Nov 17 by A40Bosh

One Tuesday evening game a few years back I had the misfortune to be in the lower loft and this mouthy women who had never been in the LL before was sat beside me and was absolutely bladdered and as the game wore on, and we weren't having a good game as usual, she was getting mouthier and mouthier and using really horrific language. There were loads of kids around and some of the parents were turning around and glaring at her and she was telling them to stop looking at her and offering them out.
In the end I had to pipe up as she had really gone too far and no sooner had I given her a piece of my mind, she took out the miniature Smirnoff bottle she had been craftily slugging from, drained it and then smashed it on top of my head - fortunately I was wearing a woolly hat which softened the blow.
I couldn't help myself and I am not proud of it as I had never raised my hand to a women before, but I gave her a left hook which sent her half way down the aisle. People helped her up and tried to restrain her but she wrestled free and came at me again. I managed to block a couple of blows but then she tried to knee me in the nuts, so I caught her straight on the chin and that took the fight out of her.

At that point the stewards and the old bill arrived and people around us were telling them that I was acting in self defense and that she had bottled me first and had been really abusive.

They took us both out of the ground and she was still fighting the coppers and it took 4 of them to throw her in the back of the van and they carted her off to Shepherds Bush nick.

Once my details were taken by the old bill and the club, I asked to go back in to see the rest of the match and everyone in our row was taking my side and said that she was totally out of order and I agreed that in hindsight I should have knocked her out properly the first time.

6:30am the next morning I got a call which woke me up from the old bill asking me whether I wanted to press charges for the assault otherwise they were going to let her go as she had sobered up and had spent the whole night in the cell throwing up. I thought about it and decided it was probably better to let sleeping dogs lie rather than go through the whole court process.

The coppers then said that she would be "processed" within and hour and could I drive up and collect her as she was still feeling so rough. I told them there was not a chance in hell of that as I had to get to work and she could make her own way home and told them to tell her that we were also out of milk.


Brilliant story. And now we know why you're called Bosh.

Looking forward to the A40 story...

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:19 - Nov 17 with 1756 viewsQPR1882

had a little argument with a fellow fan in the clockend at Arsenal about Alan Mullery. Was all handbags until he landed a right-hander on my little bruv knocking his specs flying. Lets just say he regretted it, and his so called mates just stood and watched.
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:25 - Nov 17 with 1740 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 17:02 - Nov 17 by Mvpeter

Yeah... not particularly proud of it but when people booed the decision to bring on Bobby this twt in front gave a very aggressive 'support the fakkin team' to my brother (16 or so) and my dad took exception. So I'm holding this 50 year old bloke back and the fans in front do the same with that bloke and I see the guys adult son swing for my brother....red mist and I'm rolling down over the seats (apologies to anyone we rolled over)

Luckily the good people of xblock informed the stewards who did what and we were back the next week. Haven't seen them two since.


That's a very one sided view of that story mate but it's water under the bridge now and we are all supporters after all
For the record all four involved were back for the next home game and those two just moved over to R block when the season ended. The bloke you refer to is actually a really nice guy. As I'm sure you all are.
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:41 - Nov 17 with 1715 viewsDorse

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:25 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

That's a very one sided view of that story mate but it's water under the bridge now and we are all supporters after all
For the record all four involved were back for the next home game and those two just moved over to R block when the season ended. The bloke you refer to is actually a really nice guy. As I'm sure you all are.


I'm not. I pick my nose and everything. Don't say you haven't been warned.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 19:25 - Nov 17 with 1675 viewsMvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 18:25 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

That's a very one sided view of that story mate but it's water under the bridge now and we are all supporters after all
For the record all four involved were back for the next home game and those two just moved over to R block when the season ended. The bloke you refer to is actually a really nice guy. As I'm sure you all are.


I didn't really collect the other sides of it. All I know is the fans around us cheered as they were led out so I assumed most people saw it that way. It was a bizarre day.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 19:29 - Nov 17 with 1663 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 19:25 - Nov 17 by Mvpeter

I didn't really collect the other sides of it. All I know is the fans around us cheered as they were led out so I assumed most people saw it that way. It was a bizarre day.


The other Bobby boo boys cheered you mean. ;)
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 19:49 - Nov 17 with 1642 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 14:33 - Nov 17 by Discodroids

i always liked ma wee bonny greyfriars bobby.

Never could understand the slagging he got.

Disgraceful.


I know you were a big fan Disco ;)
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:18 - Nov 17 with 1587 viewskensalriser

Have you taken your mum to any more games Bosh, or was it just the one?

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:21 - Nov 17 with 1579 viewsMvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 19:29 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

The other Bobby boo boys cheered you mean. ;)


Well I didn't see anyone leap to their defence. That bloke was out of order however you slice it. He called a 16 year old a little cnt and threatened to knock him out. That's the only side we cared about.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:31 - Nov 17 with 1561 viewsMvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 19:29 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

The other Bobby boo boys cheered you mean. ;)


I think that's how O Bobby Zamora started. The guys around us started singing it on a wind up after that and then he happened to start playing well. Or it might have just been a coincidence.
[Post edited 17 Nov 2015 21:32]

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:38 - Nov 17 with 1548 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:21 - Nov 17 by Mvpeter

Well I didn't see anyone leap to their defence. That bloke was out of order however you slice it. He called a 16 year old a little cnt and threatened to knock him out. That's the only side we cared about.


I don't recall that but I didn't hear it all.
I was glad there were no bans though..
[Post edited 17 Nov 2015 21:44]
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:45 - Nov 17 with 1528 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:31 - Nov 17 by Mvpeter

I think that's how O Bobby Zamora started. The guys around us started singing it on a wind up after that and then he happened to start playing well. Or it might have just been a coincidence.
[Post edited 17 Nov 2015 21:32]


That's spot on Pete. We ALL had a chuckle at that.
[Post edited 17 Nov 2015 21:46]
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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:50 - Nov 17 with 1511 viewsMvpeter

Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:38 - Nov 17 by CroydonCaptJack

I don't recall that but I didn't hear it all.
I was glad there were no bans though..
[Post edited 17 Nov 2015 21:44]


Oh absolutely. It was all very out of character from everyone except from the boo boys. No harm done.

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Ever Had a Physical Altercation with a QPR Fan? on 21:57 - Nov 17 with 1491 viewsjohncharles

It's wonderful how this board brings people together.

Strong and stable my arse.

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