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ITUK - Perch 11:49 - Jul 30 with 7170 viewsganjR

Having a medical today.
Just thought I'd get there first.
P.S: I made this up, but the laws of averages say this will happen.
Can anyone pretend to have got a text confirming this please?
DONE DEAL!
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ITUK - Perch on 11:51 - Jul 30 with 7140 viewsDaBurgh

I'll be gutted if he fails the medical... see what I did there?
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ITUK - Perch on 11:58 - Jul 30 with 7096 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 11:51 - Jul 30 by DaBurgh

I'll be gutted if he fails the medical... see what I did there?


Oh no..... :)
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ITUK - Perch on 12:04 - Jul 30 with 7041 viewsHayesender

Just got a text from someone at the club. Will be announced between midday and midnight today.































Or tomorrow

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ITUK - Perch on 12:11 - Jul 30 with 6987 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 12:04 - Jul 30 by Hayesender

Just got a text from someone at the club. Will be announced between midday and midnight today.































Or tomorrow


Good work mate.
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ITUK - Perch on 12:46 - Jul 30 with 6877 viewsToast_R

A few years back I once got into a huge shoal of perch on a stretch of the Thames near Reading. My dad told me to go up river and practice my casting. Had a small piece of half dead earthworm on my hook, cast out bang, reeled in a Perch by accident. Told my dad , he tried his luck and bang another Perch immediately. We put spinners on our lines and it was literally a Perch a minute, some big f@ckers too. The river was boiling with them for a good half hour then they moved on. Never seen anything like that since.


Right, carry on
[Post edited 30 Jul 2015 12:52]
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ITUK - Perch on 12:55 - Jul 30 with 6803 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 12:46 - Jul 30 by Toast_R

A few years back I once got into a huge shoal of perch on a stretch of the Thames near Reading. My dad told me to go up river and practice my casting. Had a small piece of half dead earthworm on my hook, cast out bang, reeled in a Perch by accident. Told my dad , he tried his luck and bang another Perch immediately. We put spinners on our lines and it was literally a Perch a minute, some big f@ckers too. The river was boiling with them for a good half hour then they moved on. Never seen anything like that since.


Right, carry on
[Post edited 30 Jul 2015 12:52]


Did you eat them?
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ITUK - Perch on 12:57 - Jul 30 with 6785 viewsballbag

GanjR is officially ITK.

http://www.westlondonsport.com/qpr/football-wls-qpr-james-perch-deal
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ITUK - Perch on 13:02 - Jul 30 with 6744 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 12:57 - Jul 30 by ballbag

GanjR is officially ITK.

http://www.westlondonsport.com/qpr/football-wls-qpr-james-perch-deal


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ITUK - Perch on 13:03 - Jul 30 with 6737 viewskingsburyR

If this gets completed then its a solid buy!

Hapy enough with that....now a couple more please (at the back)

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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ITUK - Perch on 13:04 - Jul 30 with 6735 viewsHantsR

ITUK - Perch on 12:55 - Jul 30 by ganjR

Did you eat them?


In Mr Crabtree goes fishing, Mr C took several home for Patsy to cook. He claimed there were few finer fish to eat!
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ITUK - Perch on 13:06 - Jul 30 with 6711 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 13:04 - Jul 30 by HantsR

In Mr Crabtree goes fishing, Mr C took several home for Patsy to cook. He claimed there were few finer fish to eat!


I've never knowingly munched perch.
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ITUK - Perch on 13:35 - Jul 30 with 6552 viewsaston_hoop

ITUK - Perch on 13:06 - Jul 30 by ganjR

I've never knowingly munched perch.


So thats not how you got this information?

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ITUK - Perch on 13:39 - Jul 30 with 6517 viewsToast_R

ITUK - Perch on 13:06 - Jul 30 by ganjR

I've never knowingly munched perch.


Never heard of eating Perch. They have thick scales like armour and a solid dorsal fin they use to fend off predators which is also a bugger when unhooking one.

The only thing one would imagine worth eating out of the Thames is eels ... delightful with a bit of liquor so I'm told. My grandfather used to love em but watching one wriggle after he'd decapitated it, put me right off.
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ITUK - Perch on 13:39 - Jul 30 with 6513 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 13:35 - Jul 30 by aston_hoop

So thats not how you got this information?


Not knowingly, no.
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ITUK - Perch on 13:53 - Jul 30 with 6455 viewsSimonJames

ITUK - Perch on 12:55 - Jul 30 by ganjR

Did you eat them?


Amongst fish eating peeps, particularly in North America, I think they're highly regarded (as are their cousins: walleye, zander, pickerel) - particularly battered and fried.
Personally I don't eat fish, so I just catch 'em and let 'em go again.

100% of people who drink water will die.

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ITUK - Perch on 14:21 - Jul 30 with 6353 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 13:53 - Jul 30 by SimonJames

Amongst fish eating peeps, particularly in North America, I think they're highly regarded (as are their cousins: walleye, zander, pickerel) - particularly battered and fried.
Personally I don't eat fish, so I just catch 'em and let 'em go again.


I love fish, but wouldn't eat out of the Thames.
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ITUK - Perch on 14:34 - Jul 30 with 6266 viewsvegasranger

So just 4 defenders to go !!
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ITUK - Perch on 14:57 - Jul 30 with 6188 viewsQPunkR

ITUK - Perch on 13:35 - Jul 30 by aston_hoop

So thats not how you got this information?


You're thinking of Danny Simpson, Shirley?

Shit but local

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ITUK - Perch on 15:15 - Jul 30 with 6096 viewsBerkoRanger

ITUK - Perch on 11:51 - Jul 30 by DaBurgh

I'll be gutted if he fails the medical... see what I did there?


Hopefully, there'll be a plaice in the back four for him.
I'll get my coat....
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ITUK - Perch on 15:20 - Jul 30 with 6066 viewskensalriser

Enough about Perch, what about this Ituk fella?

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ITUK - Perch on 16:10 - Jul 30 with 5892 viewsGetMeRangers

ITUK - Perch on 14:21 - Jul 30 by ganjR

I love fish, but wouldn't eat out of the Thames.


That isnt really fair. So clean Salmon have returned and even then, in the upper reaches I am sure the river isnt in the slightest bit polluted (rises in Gloucestershire somewhere, I think)
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ITUK - Perch on 18:15 - Jul 30 with 5647 viewsSimonJames

ITUK - Perch on 16:10 - Jul 30 by GetMeRangers

That isnt really fair. So clean Salmon have returned and even then, in the upper reaches I am sure the river isnt in the slightest bit polluted (rises in Gloucestershire somewhere, I think)


Gordon Ramsey doesn't seem too bothered


100% of people who drink water will die.

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ITUK - Perch on 18:25 - Jul 30 with 5600 viewsganjR

ITUK - Perch on 18:15 - Jul 30 by SimonJames

Gordon Ramsey doesn't seem too bothered



Maybe in the upper reaches of olde English countryside, but London?
NO!
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ITUK - Perch on 18:58 - Jul 30 with 5511 viewsGetMeRangers

ITUK - Perch on 18:25 - Jul 30 by ganjR

Maybe in the upper reaches of olde English countryside, but London?
NO!


I have sympathy for what you say, but commercial fishing takes place in the estuary and trout have been caught at Greenwich and outside the Houses of Parliament.

65% of Thames water comes from the rivers, even though it is treated first

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/teeming-with-fish-thames-is-cleanest-for-two-cent

Why is the River Thames brown?

Some of it is natural dirt and silt from the riverbed, but much of the brown colour comes from diatoms. Diatoms are a type of algae that thrives in the river — which is actually a sign that it isn’t too badly polluted.
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ITUK - Perch on 19:08 - Jul 30 with 5463 viewsjohncharles

Why is the Thames brown ? It's all those Ferrero Rochas you see floating around.

Strong and stable my arse.

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