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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 09:13 - Oct 2 with 6569 views
I am writing to ask for your assistance in a most important matter.
Following cara's appearance on pages 3, 15 and 29 in your Tuesday edition , can you print another of her on page 6 this evening, (WED)
This will enable me to win the cara delevingne bingo competition we hold on the 6.13 liverpool street to chingford every evening.
We have had to scrap the number one as she appears on this page to frequently and gives an unfair advantage to those participants lucky enough to draw that number.
How the commute home flys by!
yours faithfully
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 09:17 - Oct 2 with 6560 views
Random irritations.. on 09:13 - Oct 2 by Discodroids
letters@standard.co.uk
Re: Cara delevingne
Dear Sir,
I am writing to ask for your assistance in a most important matter.
Following cara's appearance on pages 3, 15 and 29 in your Tuesday edition , can you print another of her on page 6 this evening, (WED)
This will enable me to win the cara delevingne bingo competition we hold on the 6.13 liverpool street to chingford every evening.
We have had to scrap the number one as she appears on this page to frequently and gives an unfair advantage to those participants lucky enough to draw that number.
How the commute home flys by!
yours faithfully
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Quality!
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Random irritations.. on 12:53 - Oct 2 with 6513 views
Random irritations.. on 09:13 - Oct 2 by Discodroids
letters@standard.co.uk
Re: Cara delevingne
Dear Sir,
I am writing to ask for your assistance in a most important matter.
Following cara's appearance on pages 3, 15 and 29 in your Tuesday edition , can you print another of her on page 6 this evening, (WED)
This will enable me to win the cara delevingne bingo competition we hold on the 6.13 liverpool street to chingford every evening.
We have had to scrap the number one as she appears on this page to frequently and gives an unfair advantage to those participants lucky enough to draw that number.
How the commute home flys by!
yours faithfully
[Post edited 2 Oct 2014 9:13]
Ha Ha Disco , I'm hoping they publish that lol. Your train reference brought this to mind...
Random irritation of the moment is these fckwits that think it's sensible to turn the air conditioning to such a stupidly cold temperature that everyone else is sitting in the office in coats and scarves. CNTS
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Random irritations.. on 17:36 - Oct 8 with 6381 views
just ask any romanian gypsy's who bravely show the determination and resolve of 2000 A.D's 'Strontium dog' to live here.
travelling across the barren harsh apocalypitc mad max wastelands of hungary, austria, switzerland, germany and france .
engaging the savage mutant gangs of cannibals in combat along the way, annexing the local girls guide hut in north chingford, then finally to sanctuary and south chingfords 'iceland' to nick the out of date crispy findus pancakes from the skip when you pick your kids up from school.
it really is quite a sight.
gertcha!
The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 18:06 - Oct 8 with 6354 views
1 - I keep going "Ahhh" every time I drink either a tea or coffee. It seems to be an involuntary, and unstoppable, reaction. Can any other middle aged (how hard is it to describe oneself as that? ) posters please tell me when it stops, if it stops? I hope it's soon, I am driving myself mad.
2 - News journalists who expect to be told everything, about everything, immediately. To wit, the BBC, as soon as the UK government announced it would support bombing raids on IS, were stating that they did not know what the targets would be. Well quelle surprise! Should the RAF have tweeted the GPS coordinates? For goodness sake!
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Random irritations.. on 19:21 - Oct 8 with 6342 views
BBC (and others) News. Headlines - Cameron says blah blah Syria blah blah Into the main news stories - Cameron says blah blah Syria blah blah, Over to our reporter at 10 Downing Street - Cameron says blah blah Syria blah blah, Film clip of Cameron outside 10 Downing Street saying - blah blah Syria blah blah. For Syria substitute NHS, Economy, Immigration etc. Just how many people does the BBC employ to repeat the news ?
Strong and stable my arse.
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Random irritations.. on 20:41 - Oct 8 with 6306 views
Random irritations.. on 18:06 - Oct 8 by R_from_afar
I've got two new ones for this thread:
1 - I keep going "Ahhh" every time I drink either a tea or coffee. It seems to be an involuntary, and unstoppable, reaction. Can any other middle aged (how hard is it to describe oneself as that? ) posters please tell me when it stops, if it stops? I hope it's soon, I am driving myself mad.
2 - News journalists who expect to be told everything, about everything, immediately. To wit, the BBC, as soon as the UK government announced it would support bombing raids on IS, were stating that they did not know what the targets would be. Well quelle surprise! Should the RAF have tweeted the GPS coordinates? For goodness sake!
RFA
Answer to Q1. It doesn't stop. It gets worse. I like doing it just to wind others up. Slurp! Gulp! Ahhh!
Posties dropping rubber bands on the street. Our dog eats the rubber bands. The rubber bands sometimes get stuck half-way out of her *rse. I have to pull them out. I should send them back to the sorting office.
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Random irritations.. on 23:09 - Oct 8 with 6257 views
This may not be popular with some people but here goes -CATS- I can't stand the bloody things. Especially the ones that leave lumps of crap on my lawn and in my plant pots. I've never understood the logic of it-as a dog owner you are quite rightly supposed to collect and dispose of your pet's excrement so how come it's deemed acceptable for other people's cats to shit all over your garden ?
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Random irritations.. on 23:19 - Oct 8 with 6245 views
This may not be popular with some people but here goes -CATS- I can't stand the bloody things. Especially the ones that leave lumps of crap on my lawn and in my plant pots. I've never understood the logic of it-as a dog owner you are quite rightly supposed to collect and dispose of your pet's excrement so how come it's deemed acceptable for other people's cats to shit all over your garden ?
Fox shit. Runny stuff. Rank. Between your toes cos you've stepped on it on the lawn on a sunny morning.
This may not be popular with some people but here goes -CATS- I can't stand the bloody things. Especially the ones that leave lumps of crap on my lawn and in my plant pots. I've never understood the logic of it-as a dog owner you are quite rightly supposed to collect and dispose of your pet's excrement so how come it's deemed acceptable for other people's cats to shit all over your garden ?
I'm with you on this. We actually have one (the wife loves it) & it sh1ts on our own lawn FFS. I hate it & it hates me. How long do the fking things live for? I think it's about 11 years old. All it ever does is scratch things, distribute fleas & sh1t on the lawn.
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Random irritations.. on 11:07 - Oct 9 with 6126 views
I'm with you on this. We actually have one (the wife loves it) & it sh1ts on our own lawn FFS. I hate it & it hates me. How long do the fking things live for? I think it's about 11 years old. All it ever does is scratch things, distribute fleas & sh1t on the lawn.
got some bad news for you GordanoR as they can live for up to 23-25 years
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 11:11 - Oct 9 with 6125 views
Are you serious? I was hoping another bad winter would see it off for good. Unfortunatley we moved house 2 years ago as in the last place one of the neighbours was suspected of leaving bowls of anti freeze out for the things.
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Random irritations.. on 11:43 - Oct 9 with 6109 views
Are you serious? I was hoping another bad winter would see it off for good. Unfortunatley we moved house 2 years ago as in the last place one of the neighbours was suspected of leaving bowls of anti freeze out for the things.
Afraid so mate, when I met the Mrs she had 2 of the bloody things , the last one who we had put down the other week lived to 23 years the other was 26, problem now is as we have a cat flap that goes into the conservatory we had a stray cat come in and mark its territory on my rattan furniture ,
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 11:54 - Oct 9 with 6091 views
Random irritations.. on 11:43 - Oct 9 by paulparker
Afraid so mate, when I met the Mrs she had 2 of the bloody things , the last one who we had put down the other week lived to 23 years the other was 26, problem now is as we have a cat flap that goes into the conservatory we had a stray cat come in and mark its territory on my rattan furniture ,
Anti freeze?
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Random irritations.. on 12:35 - Oct 9 with 6069 views
Answer to Q1. It doesn't stop. It gets worse. I like doing it just to wind others up. Slurp! Gulp! Ahhh!
Oh man, thanks, but that's not good news. I suppose my hearing is likely to deteriorate (further) anyway so at least in future, I will only annoy those around me (even more - hah), not myself.
Old age never comes alone, as my gran said (God rest her soul).
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Random irritations.. on 12:41 - Oct 9 with 6066 views
- Promote H Redknapp the brand - Promote H Redknapp's latest book - Produce newspaper column(s) - Travel to West London and pretend to manage the club where old Spurs players go to die.
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Random irritations.. on 12:50 - Oct 9 with 6053 views
Paolo di canio mad as a hatter , wanted to sub himself , before taking a winning penalty how Frankie lampard is the hardest trainer in the world Team Bonding , day at the races and a drink up, of course the foreign lads don't like it so ive had to adapt Bobby Moore, world cup winner, should have had a statue, never saw him hoof it and he wiped his hand before shaking the queens Saved Bale from going to Forrest
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 12:56 - Oct 9 with 6038 views
Random irritations.. on 12:50 - Oct 9 by paulparker
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Paolo di canio mad as a hatter , wanted to sub himself , before taking a winning penalty how Frankie lampard is the hardest trainer in the world Team Bonding , day at the races and a drink up, of course the foreign lads don't like it so ive had to adapt Bobby Moore, world cup winner, should have had a statue, never saw him hoof it and he wiped his hand before shaking the queens Saved Bale from going to Forrest
No Paul he goes into some real depth in this latest blockbuster. Like Prem team of the latter years.. Here's his little bit on Rio.. ''Rio Ferdinand: My Rolls-Royce There is no way I can leave Rio Ferdinand out of this team because I tipped him at 16 to be the greatest centre-half in Europe and I think, for a time, that is exactly what he was. Nemanja Vidic was a tank, but Rio is the Rolls-Royce ''
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) posters please tell me when it stops, if it stops? I hope it's soon, I am driving myself mad. 
Should the RAF have tweeted the GPS coordinates? For goodness sake! 
