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Thread | We are NOT the Shithouses
at 17:28 21 Dec 2024
Today, we were shithouse adjacent. We could see the shithouse and, lo, it was fcuking rank. Hope we fumigate HQ before the next match - they stunk out the joint like Scooby Doo's xmas dump. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 15:50 21 Dec 2024
The sniper was aiming for the Preston player but got distracted by the screams of someone eating a Pukka balti pie, as the filling landed in his lap. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 15:25 21 Dec 2024
Not so much the goal as the loss of Cook going into Christmas. Fcuk our luck.
Oh, and Fox is on. It just gets worse. |
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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 09:49 21 Dec 2024
Got a good feeling about this one. We've become tricky to score against at a time when we usually go pants-on-head crackers. We might see Frey and Chair at some stage, Paal might get the nod over Ashby on the left and Kolli is unlikely to still have the plague - I guess I'm saying that this week's options might be a bit more positive than last week.
Or we might go full dumbass and play 2-0-8 with rush goalies and Fox as striker. |
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Reply | Bugger Off you poncy scum!
at 09:33 21 Dec 2024
The farthest object ever seen from Earth is HD1, which is estimated to be 13.3 billion light-years away. I would suggest that this is the minimum acceptable distance to which they should fcuk off. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 13:31 20 Dec 2024
I am suing M&S because their display of handkerchiefs reminded me of hundreds of neatly folded dead baby ghosts. The trauma has led me to drink heavily and eat curry, simply so I can feel something other than terror. I am asking for compensation to the tune of two crates of Paulaner and a lamb vindaloo. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 17:39 18 Dec 2024
'Utter Kunt In Kuntish Behaviour Shock!'
Edit: just had a thought - can you change the name to 'The Terrorist's Beard'? And then have a picture of an extremely overgrown lady-garden? [Post edited 18 Dec 17:49]
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Reply | Cifuentes Leaving the Club
at 07:28 17 Dec 2024
That's why I only give thoughtful and prescient commentary on the important matters of the day.
Actually, I'm worried he's going to break my record for most downvotes in a single post. |
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Reply | Ashby
at 09:00 15 Dec 2024
I've said a couple of times that I am gobsmacked at a recruitment policy that brings in 2 fullbacks in support of a centreback playing out of position, whilst simultaneously failing to sign anyone to play on the opposite side - even as cover!
Marti wants to play with a back four: in my opinion, that requires 2 x starting fullbacks plus cover. To end up with such an imbalance is pretty poor. Paal suffers from not being Willo but he is at least a Bidwell-type of steady performer. Right now, that's a good thing, especially compared to the alternative. Ashby has his moments but I can't blame him for being here or for playing: those aren't his call really. He can own his mistakes but I see a player giving the lot and learning on the job. |
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Reply | QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 15:44 14 Dec 2024
That game was ugly as sin. But we came away from a 3 game week unbeaten with 7 from a possible 9 points. Frankly, the game could be as ugly as a Mordor porno: I'll take it.
The points, I mean. |
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