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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. 14:58 - Aug 2 with 10971 viewscolinallcars

Just back from the Cow & Hedge, so sorry if Spack
WLS saying Jake will miss the Watford match.
Well smack my thigh……
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:02 - Aug 2 with 6677 viewsNorthernr

If you want to just change the thread title to 'JCS to miss next game' I'll pin it to the top of the board for the rest of the season if you like and save us all the bother.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:03 - Aug 2 with 6656 viewsBexleyHoop

Or just amend title to "JCS To Miss Entire Season"
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:04 - Aug 2 with 6642 viewsMick_S

I genuinely don’t know what he look like.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:09 - Aug 2 with 6570 viewsDWQPR

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:04 - Aug 2 by Mick_S

I genuinely don’t know what he look like.


Wasn’t JCS discovered by Simon Cowell on one of his shîtfest music reality TV progs?

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:15 - Aug 2 with 6496 viewsnumptydumpty

He lasted 17 minutes of a very uncompetitive preseason friendly.

Basically when he is finally available again, likely not to last one game as per last season.

Does anyone know how long he contracted to us. If it wasn't for our dire financial status right now, I would cut our losses as soon as.

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:17 - Aug 2 with 6480 viewsnumptydumpty

Blow me down with a feather !!!!

You don't say !!!

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:17 - Aug 2 with 6477 viewsNorthernr

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:15 - Aug 2 by numptydumpty

He lasted 17 minutes of a very uncompetitive preseason friendly.

Basically when he is finally available again, likely not to last one game as per last season.

Does anyone know how long he contracted to us. If it wasn't for our dire financial status right now, I would cut our losses as soon as.


Chunky four-year deal.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:17 - Aug 2 with 6470 viewsBklynRanger

I think this is something much deeper, more fundamental than a Spackman.

An 'eternal truth' is a bit closer to the mark.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:25 - Aug 2 with 6390 viewsnumptydumpty

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:17 - Aug 2 by Northernr

Chunky four-year deal.


Seriously. Good golly !!!

With JCS, a la Tyler Roberts, sometimes you feel its similar to during schooldays when you develop this life threatening stomach bug, which always gets worse first thing in the morning, so your mum has to contact the school to let them know you are sick.

JCS is always potentially available until Saturday mornings or Tuesday afternoons when his injury status takes an unexpected nose dive.

Only difference is perhaps his mum doesn't let QPR know or perhaps she actually does !!!
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:27 - Aug 2 with 6360 viewsslmrstid

Whilst I think there's been moves to try it further down the pyramid, I wish clubs had the ability to put players on SSP. Once they've had a few weeks on £109.40 per week they'll soon find ways to get themselves back!
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:36 - Aug 2 with 6278 viewsnumptydumpty

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:27 - Aug 2 by slmrstid

Whilst I think there's been moves to try it further down the pyramid, I wish clubs had the ability to put players on SSP. Once they've had a few weeks on £109.40 per week they'll soon find ways to get themselves back!


To be honest, there is a valid argument there.

I have had a couple of occasions in my life where I been on SSP due to being unable to work I believe it was after just a fortnight off.

If these rules apply to every other industry then for so called highly paid professionals in the football game why not.

And not just for those injured but how about those that simply down tools and are never picked a la Sean Shyte Phillips !!! He was still pocketing 65k per week for around four years sick.

But football is a world unto itself !!!
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:40 - Aug 2 with 6243 viewsPhilmyRs

Think people are harsh on JCS. A player we should back and support in turning around his Rangers career. A fit JCS would make a massive difference. Not the time yet to lay into him for having no luck with injuries.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:43 - Aug 2 with 6210 viewskensalriser

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:40 - Aug 2 by PhilmyRs

Think people are harsh on JCS. A player we should back and support in turning around his Rangers career. A fit JCS would make a massive difference. Not the time yet to lay into him for having no luck with injuries.


I think he's just one of those who has ability but not the body for professional sport.

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:50 - Aug 2 with 6151 viewsLongsufferingR

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:40 - Aug 2 by PhilmyRs

Think people are harsh on JCS. A player we should back and support in turning around his Rangers career. A fit JCS would make a massive difference. Not the time yet to lay into him for having no luck with injuries.


"A fit JCS would make a massive difference."

Sort of like saying that me having Taylor Swift as a girlfriend would do wonders for my confidence.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:52 - Aug 2 with 6109 viewsted_hendrix

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:04 - Aug 2 by Mick_S

I genuinely don’t know what he look like.


Feel free to warble In a silly French accent.

He may be the face I can forget.
As the ball flies gracefully towards our net.
He'll be at home asleep I'll bet.
He may be the song that Ainsworth sings
May be the chill that losing brings
May be a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day

courtesy of Charles Aznavour / Herbert Kretzmer.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:52 - Aug 2 with 6108 viewsWegerles_Stairs

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:43 - Aug 2 by kensalriser

I think he's just one of those who has ability but not the body for professional sport.


Completely agree. It's not like he's even picking up injuries from hard challenges or whacking into a post. He 'tweaks' something and then he's gone for six weeks. Genuinely don't see how you can be a professional footballer if your body is that fragile.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:55 - Aug 2 with 6061 viewsnumptydumpty

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:40 - Aug 2 by PhilmyRs

Think people are harsh on JCS. A player we should back and support in turning around his Rangers career. A fit JCS would make a massive difference. Not the time yet to lay into him for having no luck with injuries.


He is paid a fortune and has so far been permanently injured.

Whether it's fake or real, the reality is it will be another very poor signing by the club.

Being accused as being harsh on the man or not, he will cost the club a small fortune as there are zero indications that he will ever be fit for longer than a couple of games consecutive.

Some of my posts regards this are tongue in cheek not meant to be harsh but simply raising the ridiculousness of the situation we have seen countless times in the last ten years and as a club we get tricked badly by clever agents into giving such players great deals.

We as a club need to be much more savvy.

Only Sam Field who had a chequered injury hit career prior to coming here has been a success.

Signing a player who is very good for the two consecutive games he plays, we need to learn from this as of now.

Not harsh at all though in reality. It's the situation as it is.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:58 - Aug 2 with 6029 viewsDubaiR

I had a double calf operation November. In feb was Running again but every now and then would feel a snapping sensation. The doc told me it’s scar tissue and could take two years to settle down.

Researched it and went for 5 shock wave treatments to break down scar tissue and since then not had a single issue playing football or running.

You would like to think our new head of sports science has explored such options with JCS
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:58 - Aug 2 with 6029 viewsconnell10

What??? He is injured ??? I can't believe it, I'm way shocked .....blimey who would have thought.

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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:32 - Aug 2 with 5857 viewsPaddyhoops

The only man with a triple barrelled name . Jake Clarke -Salter -Injured.
Fine player but it’s following last years theme.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:32 - Aug 2 with 5855 viewsSK_hoops

According to his pre season interview, he is a leader.

Leader of the injury league table maybe?
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:43 - Aug 2 with 5800 viewsstevec

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:32 - Aug 2 by Paddyhoops

The only man with a triple barrelled name . Jake Clarke -Salter -Injured.
Fine player but it’s following last years theme.


Just wait till he’s joined in the treatment room by Christian Kai John Forino-Joseph.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:52 - Aug 2 with 5765 viewsBillericayR

How long before Smyth and Richards join him?
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:53 - Aug 2 with 5761 viewsslmrstid

JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 15:50 - Aug 2 by LongsufferingR

"A fit JCS would make a massive difference."

Sort of like saying that me having Taylor Swift as a girlfriend would do wonders for my confidence.


Just wait until she dumps you and then writes a whole album about how terrible you are so the millions of Swifties out there hate you. That would probably take your confidence down again.
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JCS To Miss Opening Game….. on 16:54 - Aug 2 with 5752 viewsextratimeR

Worth checking if he has reflection in mirror?

How do we know he really exists?

Abba have a show where no one is real?
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