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Prime (Drink) 14:35 - Jan 9 with 7300 viewsToast_R

What the hell's all that about then?

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Prime (Drink) on 14:44 - Jan 9 with 6470 viewsBluce_Ree

Proof that even in a recession people love to be throw away their money.

The big thing about it is that it's being marketed by KSI (who appears to have no actual value as a person) and Logan Paul (currently being investigated for ripping off his fans in yet another crypto-based scam).

Quite how those two are the right people to develop a drink I don't really know. That's like if Nigel Farage decided to put out his own brand of biscuits. It's like, sorry but if I want a biscuit, I want one that has been made by an expert biscuit baker. What I don't want is one brought to market by a Putin-supporting, frog-faced c*nt.

Folks are odd though. Queuing up around Aldi to drink this fruity pisswater. State of it.

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Prime (Drink) on 14:51 - Jan 9 with 6424 viewsToast_R

Prime (Drink) on 14:44 - Jan 9 by Bluce_Ree

Proof that even in a recession people love to be throw away their money.

The big thing about it is that it's being marketed by KSI (who appears to have no actual value as a person) and Logan Paul (currently being investigated for ripping off his fans in yet another crypto-based scam).

Quite how those two are the right people to develop a drink I don't really know. That's like if Nigel Farage decided to put out his own brand of biscuits. It's like, sorry but if I want a biscuit, I want one that has been made by an expert biscuit baker. What I don't want is one brought to market by a Putin-supporting, frog-faced c*nt.

Folks are odd though. Queuing up around Aldi to drink this fruity pisswater. State of it.


There's some local shop in Wakefield banging these drinks out at £100 a pop to dick heads who are travelling serious miles to lap it up. I understand Aldi before they sold out in a mass stampede, were retailing them at £1.99.

I can't cope with it.
[Post edited 9 Jan 2023 15:29]
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Prime (Drink) on 15:18 - Jan 9 with 6332 viewsHunterhoop

Prime (Drink) on 14:44 - Jan 9 by Bluce_Ree

Proof that even in a recession people love to be throw away their money.

The big thing about it is that it's being marketed by KSI (who appears to have no actual value as a person) and Logan Paul (currently being investigated for ripping off his fans in yet another crypto-based scam).

Quite how those two are the right people to develop a drink I don't really know. That's like if Nigel Farage decided to put out his own brand of biscuits. It's like, sorry but if I want a biscuit, I want one that has been made by an expert biscuit baker. What I don't want is one brought to market by a Putin-supporting, frog-faced c*nt.

Folks are odd though. Queuing up around Aldi to drink this fruity pisswater. State of it.


Welcome back, Bluce.

This story has entirely passed my by, but I now feel suitably well informed as to have a strong opinion on it.
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Prime (Drink) on 15:21 - Jan 9 with 6318 viewsDixie_CT

Prime (Drink) on 14:44 - Jan 9 by Bluce_Ree

Proof that even in a recession people love to be throw away their money.

The big thing about it is that it's being marketed by KSI (who appears to have no actual value as a person) and Logan Paul (currently being investigated for ripping off his fans in yet another crypto-based scam).

Quite how those two are the right people to develop a drink I don't really know. That's like if Nigel Farage decided to put out his own brand of biscuits. It's like, sorry but if I want a biscuit, I want one that has been made by an expert biscuit baker. What I don't want is one brought to market by a Putin-supporting, frog-faced c*nt.

Folks are odd though. Queuing up around Aldi to drink this fruity pisswater. State of it.


It is sadly where we are at.

I get kids being taking in by this sort of marketing hype but to see adults (in body anyway) joining in with the chaos is so grim.

As you say, state of it!
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Prime (Drink) on 15:26 - Jan 9 with 6287 viewsHayesender

I hope there's something in it that makes people sterile.

These people should not be allowed to breed, and their DNA ends with them

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Prime (Drink) on 15:28 - Jan 9 with 6279 viewsTheChef

Humans.

Time's up. Let the bees, ants, etc. have a go.

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Prime (Drink) on 17:40 - Jan 9 with 6120 viewsBlackCrowe

The adults are almost certainly buying to stick on ebay I reckon.

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Prime (Drink) on 15:21 - Jan 10 with 5852 viewsPaddyhoops

The levels of stupidity among people never ceases to amaze me .
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Prime (Drink) on 15:29 - Jan 10 with 5806 viewsted_hendrix

I don't know what your going on about.

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Prime (Drink) on 16:20 - Jan 10 with 5711 viewsMonkey_Roots

A couple of the lads in my boys U10 team bring it to training... I suspect they refill it with water and just have the bottle as a status symbol.

Very silly.
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Prime (Drink) on 16:34 - Jan 10 with 5652 viewstoboboly


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Prime (Drink) on 16:44 - Jan 10 with 5624 viewsloftboy

I hope the person in charge of marketing has a high bonus clause.

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Prime (Drink) on 17:45 - Jan 10 with 5515 viewsactonman

It’s a supply and demand faze and will soon die off when people get bored of it !
I read somewhere a dad bought both his sons a case each costing about a grand or something from that same shop as Christmas presents !!!
I mean how fking stupid do you have to be as a parent to try and look so cool as a dad before realising what a complete fking tool you are

Anyway is anyone interested in buying a couple of packs of toilet rolls surplus to requirement ? I will take £15 each
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Prime (Drink) on 18:21 - Jan 10 with 5422 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

*Laughs in Marxist*
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Prime (Drink) on 18:46 - Jan 10 with 5365 viewsSuffolk

The country is full morons - with the exception of us lot.
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Prime (Drink) on 18:47 - Jan 10 with 5348 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Prime (Drink) on 18:46 - Jan 10 by Suffolk

The country is full morons - with the exception of us lot.


Yeah, imagine being stupid enough to throw away money like that.

Anyway must dash, I have to book my train to Hull.
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Prime (Drink) on 19:20 - Jan 10 with 5294 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Prime (Drink) on 16:20 - Jan 10 by Monkey_Roots

A couple of the lads in my boys U10 team bring it to training... I suspect they refill it with water and just have the bottle as a status symbol.

Very silly.


This thread has prompted me to fire up Mr. Google to find out WTF the OP is about.

I clicked on a link and discovered a 12 year old lad has set himself up on eBay to sell empty bottles. Seemingly the enterprising pup is buying it off other kids and getting double plus from assorted numpties.

It's incredible to think that we're the same species that split the atom; went to the moon and produced individuals like Lennon, Mozart, Da Vinci etc.

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Prime (Drink) on 20:00 - Jan 10 with 5243 viewsHayesender

Prime (Drink) on 18:47 - Jan 10 by BazzaInTheLoft

Yeah, imagine being stupid enough to throw away money like that.

Anyway must dash, I have to book my train to Hull.


Ah yes, but at least you can make most of the fare back by drinking in the Walton social club

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Prime (Drink) on 21:37 - Jan 10 with 5143 viewsSydneyRs

I thought stupidity in the UK had already peaked over the last few years.

I was wrong.
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Prime (Drink) on 00:22 - Jan 11 with 4941 viewsTripper

The kids behind the whole thing are very smart. Genius marketing.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/20407816/secret-whizzkids-behind-prime-drink-tik-
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Prime (Drink) on 13:11 - Jan 11 with 4749 viewsqprcmob

Prime (Drink) on 17:45 - Jan 10 by actonman

It’s a supply and demand faze and will soon die off when people get bored of it !
I read somewhere a dad bought both his sons a case each costing about a grand or something from that same shop as Christmas presents !!!
I mean how fking stupid do you have to be as a parent to try and look so cool as a dad before realising what a complete fking tool you are

Anyway is anyone interested in buying a couple of packs of toilet rolls surplus to requirement ? I will take £15 each


I'll take four please
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Prime (Drink) on 15:44 - Jan 11 with 4637 viewskingsburyR

Fu(king world we live in.

You cannot make this sh!t up.

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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Prime (Drink) on 15:56 - Jan 11 with 4604 viewsstevec

Prime (Drink) on 19:20 - Jan 10 by PlanetHonneywood

This thread has prompted me to fire up Mr. Google to find out WTF the OP is about.

I clicked on a link and discovered a 12 year old lad has set himself up on eBay to sell empty bottles. Seemingly the enterprising pup is buying it off other kids and getting double plus from assorted numpties.

It's incredible to think that we're the same species that split the atom; went to the moon and produced individuals like Lennon, Mozart, Da Vinci etc.


Like I say, the human race peaked putting a man on the moon over 50 years ago.

Football peaked around the same time, Brazil winning the 1970 World Cup.

Nowadays, Stupid Rules.
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Prime (Drink) on 16:39 - Jan 11 with 4551 viewsswisscottage

People do no get how addictive aspartame and its ingredient phenylalanine is and how it alters your brain chemistry.

Its in frickin everything especially zero sugar squashes and fizzy drinks consumed en-masse.

I recently cut out drinking Pepsi Max whilst still supplementing with caffeine... so didn't suffer caffeine withdrawal. The withdrawal symptoms from the phenylalanine were migraines, cold sweats and severe sleep disruption, that took about a week to get over.

I then stopped the caffeine, and withdrawal from that was only a couple of days.

Anyone who consumes a lot of drinks with aspartame is asking for trouble later in life.
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Prime (Drink) on 08:44 - Jan 12 with 4359 viewsTheChef

Prime (Drink) on 16:39 - Jan 11 by swisscottage

People do no get how addictive aspartame and its ingredient phenylalanine is and how it alters your brain chemistry.

Its in frickin everything especially zero sugar squashes and fizzy drinks consumed en-masse.

I recently cut out drinking Pepsi Max whilst still supplementing with caffeine... so didn't suffer caffeine withdrawal. The withdrawal symptoms from the phenylalanine were migraines, cold sweats and severe sleep disruption, that took about a week to get over.

I then stopped the caffeine, and withdrawal from that was only a couple of days.

Anyone who consumes a lot of drinks with aspartame is asking for trouble later in life.
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Nearly all soft drinks seem to be 'no sugar' these days and include some awful sweetener alternative.

What's wrong with sugar??

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