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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread 13:22 - Dec 16 with 51802 viewsjackharris

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 14:10 - Dec 18 with 3445 viewsFlashberryjack

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We'll probably start reasonably well, look quite comfortable, then concede a stupid goal towards the end of the first half and never look like getting back into it because we'll still be playing 9 at the back. Probably either Williams or Sigurdsson to score, 'cos that's just how we do things.


Sigurdsson to score, nailed on.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 15:08 - Dec 18 with 3384 viewsMrSwerve

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Sigurdsson to score, nailed on.


Without doubt.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 16:13 - Dec 18 with 3302 viewslonglostjack

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 16:48 - Dec 18 with 3241 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Fogged off if we're lucky.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:19 - Dec 17 by monmouth

Of course. But I like to have a few moments self indulgence on a Sunday.

It'll be shite, we'll hardly get over the half way line, and if we do we'll pass it back to the goalie to lump up for Bony to head on to Mr Nobody, rinse and repeat. Then we'll concede through some dull error and the game is over. I've seen the film a few times now.


The thing is, every team at the bottom pulls of a shocker at some point during the season...but I really cannot see it happening to us. I really hope I'm wrong obviously. All we can hope for is to scrape a goal and then put 11 men behind the ball for the rest of the game while hoping that the other team are terrible offensively. It could be tonight, fingers crossed.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 17:23 - Dec 18 with 3189 viewsnantywatcher

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 17:14 - Dec 18 by MrSwerve

The thing is, every team at the bottom pulls of a shocker at some point during the season...but I really cannot see it happening to us. I really hope I'm wrong obviously. All we can hope for is to scrape a goal and then put 11 men behind the ball for the rest of the game while hoping that the other team are terrible offensively. It could be tonight, fingers crossed.


We have not put in even one "good" performance this season, even our victories have been mediocre. Regardless of the result, let's put in a performance to be proud of tonight.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 17:33 - Dec 18 with 3166 viewsmonmouth

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 16:48 - Dec 18 by Joe_bradshaw

Fogged off if we're lucky.


I think we'll all probably be pretty fogged off come 10 pm.

No, I feel the ghostly breath of plasjack on my collar. Tonight's the night.

Sigurdsson, Williams, you boys are going to take one hell of a beating.

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Fogged off if we're lucky.


Could work in our favour, Fabianski to score from a goal kick.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 18:11 - Dec 18 with 3077 viewsGlyn1

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 17:14 - Dec 18 by MrSwerve

The thing is, every team at the bottom pulls of a shocker at some point during the season...but I really cannot see it happening to us. I really hope I'm wrong obviously. All we can hope for is to scrape a goal and then put 11 men behind the ball for the rest of the game while hoping that the other team are terrible offensively. It could be tonight, fingers crossed.


Exactly. Our "strategy" this season seems to be to curl up in a ball and say - 'Please don't hit me'.

Let's try and attack even if we're not good enough. The statistic that we've had the least shots on target this season (94) by a very long margin is totally damning. I've been blaming our forwards but there's not much they can do without the ball.

Fewest chances created - Premier League 2017-18 (after 17 or 18 matches):

16. Everton 125
17. West Brom 121
18. Huddersfield 119
19. Brighton 109
20. Swansea 94
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 18:50 - Dec 18 with 2956 viewsunion_jack

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Fogged off if we're lucky.


We'd still manage to lose!

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 18:59 - Dec 18 with 2920 viewsSwansNZ

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 18:11 - Dec 18 by Glyn1

Exactly. Our "strategy" this season seems to be to curl up in a ball and say - 'Please don't hit me'.

Let's try and attack even if we're not good enough. The statistic that we've had the least shots on target this season (94) by a very long margin is totally damning. I've been blaming our forwards but there's not much they can do without the ball.

Fewest chances created - Premier League 2017-18 (after 17 or 18 matches):

16. Everton 125
17. West Brom 121
18. Huddersfield 119
19. Brighton 109
20. Swansea 94
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no way have we created that many chances

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:01 - Dec 18 with 2908 viewsMrSwerve

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 18:59 - Dec 18 by SwansNZ

no way have we created that many chances


Maybe it includes chances we've created for the opposition by passing the ball back to Fabianski...

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:02 - Dec 18 with 2885 viewsLandore_Jack

Why is Carroll starting? Ffs.

#backtojack

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:04 - Dec 18 with 2845 viewsJonTheJack

Carroll........again........
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 17:33 - Dec 18 by monmouth

I think we'll all probably be pretty fogged off come 10 pm.

No, I feel the ghostly breath of plasjack on my collar. Tonight's the night.

Sigurdsson, Williams, you boys are going to take one hell of a beating.


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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:07 - Dec 18 with 2799 viewsunion_jack

Anybody else starting, or just Carroll?

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:07 - Dec 18 with 2797 viewsAnotherJohn

Don't want to admit defeat in advance, but I don't fancy Carroll and Fer together.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:08 - Dec 18 with 2780 viewsMrSwerve

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:07 - Dec 18 by union_jack

Anybody else starting, or just Carroll?


Probably won't make too much difference.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:10 - Dec 18 with 2750 viewsAnotherJohn

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Anybody else starting, or just Carroll?


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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:12 - Dec 18 with 2716 viewsMrSwerve

Terry referring to Chelsea as 'we'...correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't he play for Villa...

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:13 - Dec 18 with 2697 viewsMrSwerve

By the way does anyone actually watch the whole build up on Sky anymore? I've changed over now until the KO. Seems to always be a chat about the top 4 until 5 mins before kick off...

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:16 - Dec 18 with 2662 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

Top scorer on the bench again

Baffling stuff

The Line up has booted all the hope out of me

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:16 - Dec 18 with 2653 viewsjack_lord

is ki injured (more than usual)?

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:17 - Dec 18 with 2649 viewsGlyn1

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:02 - Dec 18 by Landore_Jack

Why is Carroll starting? Ffs.


and why isn't Routledge not even on the bench?

Looks like an attacking selection, to be fair. Carroll gets more stick than is deserved. He's been a good attacking midfielder at times.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 19:18 - Dec 18 with 2641 viewsDrizzy

Would be delighted to be proven wrong but another game where Fer and Carroll start is another game of turgid sh*te with no midfield impetus.

How can Clement drop VdH? Unless I've missed some sort of injury? He's been our best defender by a mile when he's played. It seems painfully obvious that Clement does not have a clue about how to set us up and just chucks together random combinations within his sh*te system and hope something works.

I like the inclusion of Narsingh, nice to have two genuine pacey wingers on the pitch again. Whether they'll do anything is another question, mind.

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