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Advice. Fish Attacks 12:08 - Sep 15 with 1792 viewsperchrockjack

Daughter is having serious issue with flying geese,ducks and herons from nearby farmland literally diving bombing and looking to grab her fish in the pond.

Her Malinois isn't much good at catching these chunts and I'm sure obtaining a shotgun and splattering them all over the place is the right way.

Suggestions apart from netting as that doesn't stop them

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:16 - Sep 15 with 1786 viewsLord_Bony

Electrified heavy duty pond mesh.

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:17 - Sep 15 with 1777 viewsArtur_Adeyemi

Remove the fish, deep fry the f*ckers.

Sorted.
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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:18 - Sep 15 with 1774 viewsswanjackal

Concrete?

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:22 - Sep 15 with 1764 viewsperchrockjack

NO, they re definitely real ones with wings. Make an awful racket too

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:23 - Sep 15 with 1763 viewsPegojack

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:18 - Sep 15 by swanjackal

Concrete?


Anti aircraft gun on a swivel in the back bedroom.
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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:27 - Sep 15 with 1750 viewsperchrockjack

We don't have "back" bedroom in west Wirral,Mike only rear or guest rooms.

We ve got one set aside for any Jacks to want to sleep with us.

Its immaculate possibly as only Paul ahs ever stayed over with us.

Sweet boy he is

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:32 - Sep 15 with 1731 viewsswanjackal

Perspex sheeting with small drill holes over the top. This can also be used to impress neighbours, by wearing a flowing white sheet, growing your hair and beard long, and walking across it bare foot with a spotlight illuminating you as you do so..

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:34 - Sep 15 with 1720 viewsperchrockjack

Long grey hair on men is very passe now.

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:37 - Sep 15 with 1713 viewsepaul

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:27 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack

We don't have "back" bedroom in west Wirral,Mike only rear or guest rooms.

We ve got one set aside for any Jacks to want to sleep with us.

Its immaculate possibly as only Paul ahs ever stayed over with us.

Sweet boy he is


The hospitality was second to none, the sherbert dib dabs last time though was the icing on the cake

The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:41 - Sep 15 with 1706 viewsProfessor

Mesh-or ridiculous as it seems a decoy plastic Heron
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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:44 - Sep 15 with 1698 viewsSwanjaxs

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:41 - Sep 15 by Professor

Mesh-or ridiculous as it seems a decoy plastic Heron


Funnily enough my friend uses a plastic decoy heron and it works a treat!

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:46 - Sep 15 with 1692 viewsswanjackal

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:41 - Sep 15 by Professor

Mesh-or ridiculous as it seems a decoy plastic Heron


Don't get one too life like though, or you will get a lot of stoners climbing into the garden to really see if it is fake.

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:46 - Sep 15 with 1692 viewslondonlisa2001

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:27 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack

We don't have "back" bedroom in west Wirral,Mike only rear or guest rooms.

We ve got one set aside for any Jacks to want to sleep with us.

Its immaculate possibly as only Paul ahs ever stayed over with us.

Sweet boy he is


You have a rear room set aside for any Jack that wants to sleep with you?
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Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:53 - Sep 15 with 1677 viewsSwanjaxs

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:46 - Sep 15 by londonlisa2001

You have a rear room set aside for any Jack that wants to sleep with you?


Think I'd rather use the Travelodge 😮😮😮
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Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:01 - Sep 15 with 1647 viewsperchrockjack

Yes Lisa yes.

You have gotten a filthy mind down date.

I meant it as a generic we ,as you know, you naughty girl.

People next door have probes with moles ,I kid you not.

Badgers are bastards too and deserve a shoveling

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:19 - Sep 15 with 1618 viewsmonmouth

Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:01 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack

Yes Lisa yes.

You have gotten a filthy mind down date.

I meant it as a generic we ,as you know, you naughty girl.

People next door have probes with moles ,I kid you not.

Badgers are bastards too and deserve a shoveling


Probing moles? Shovelling Badgers?

Sounds like Geordie Shore

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:21 - Sep 15 with 1616 viewsLord_Bony

He's a sweet boy you say.

What exactly went on that night then?

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:28 - Sep 15 with 1604 viewsGowerjack

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:34 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack

Long grey hair on men is very passe now.


We know.

You keep carping on about it.


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Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:49 - Sep 15 with 1579 viewsSwanjaxs

Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:28 - Sep 15 by Gowerjack

We know.

You keep carping on about it.



I agree.. this isn't the plaice or time

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:07 - Sep 15 with 1501 viewsjackal

Scarecrow?

Is Darren available?
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Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:19 - Sep 15 with 1490 viewsLohengrin

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:23 - Sep 15 by Pegojack

Anti aircraft gun on a swivel in the back bedroom.


Get these boys in. Their prices are pretty reasonable.


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Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:28 - Sep 15 with 1480 viewsDarran

Advice. Fish Attacks on 12:34 - Sep 15 by perchrockjack

Long grey hair on men is very passe now.


Prick.

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:42 - Sep 15 with 1457 viewspikeypaul

Heavy duty clear cling film wrap.

Then set up video camera and post on YouTube.

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:45 - Sep 15 with 1450 viewsDarran

Advice. Fish Attacks on 15:07 - Sep 15 by jackal

Scarecrow?

Is Darren available?


Knob.

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Advice. Fish Attacks on 13:04 - Sep 16 with 1287 viewsTheFranchise

There's a programme called pond stars, they always build a hide into their ponds. Like an extended sheltered area the fish can hide under away from birds.
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