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Adam Johnson 11:49 - Feb 10 with 140611 viewsPatchesOHoulihan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35541528

Wow!!

Thought he's at least deny it for the sake of his career - obviously got him bang to rights

This is Patches O'Houlihan saying "Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you."

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Adam Johnson on 22:02 - Feb 22 with 2757 viewsmorningstar

Adam Johnson on 21:53 - Feb 22 by monmouth

Yes, but who has she accused before?


She hasn't accused anyone before. He's just admitted that, albeit in the most incomprehensible manner you could possibly imagine.
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Adam Johnson on 22:09 - Feb 22 with 2741 viewsmonmouth

Adam Johnson on 22:02 - Feb 22 by morningstar

She hasn't accused anyone before. He's just admitted that, albeit in the most incomprehensible manner you could possibly imagine.
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Oh, I thought the 'I don't really know' related to whether he beleived Johnson's ridiculous excuse? He might believe that, and that sicko, I mean Jonno, told her to delete the texts for her sake, and he had to meet her in the dark in his blacked out car in case someone recognised her but not because he was up to something. Poor old misunderstood Jonno. But he doesn't believe the victim though, no siree, she's a wicked liar who has falsely accused people before.

But who and when? pehaps he'll clarify? Or admit he made it up?

Trouble is, I think it's just a sad disturbed troll isn't it?

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Adam Johnson on 22:29 - Feb 22 with 2683 viewsmorningstar

Adam Johnson on 22:09 - Feb 22 by monmouth

Oh, I thought the 'I don't really know' related to whether he beleived Johnson's ridiculous excuse? He might believe that, and that sicko, I mean Jonno, told her to delete the texts for her sake, and he had to meet her in the dark in his blacked out car in case someone recognised her but not because he was up to something. Poor old misunderstood Jonno. But he doesn't believe the victim though, no siree, she's a wicked liar who has falsely accused people before.

But who and when? pehaps he'll clarify? Or admit he made it up?

Trouble is, I think it's just a sad disturbed troll isn't it?


I wouldn't like too say that he's a disturbed troll at this stage. We need someone qualified enough to give us a psychological profile on the guy. Jackfath! He can do one i reckon.

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Adam Johnson on 22:35 - Feb 22 with 2672 viewsJack11

Adam Johnson on 21:14 - Feb 22 by exhmrc1

in court her friend came out with the fact she had told her she had bought the underwear with money given to her by Johnson. That was proved to be untrue and the money was money from her grandmother. The friend was asked is she known to exaggerate and said Yes. This is part of the reason I couldn't find him guilty because you cannot with certainty say that her version of events are true and is why along with 2 different versions to the police I believe it is impossible to be 100% sure her version of events is true,


Yeah but what about the plethora of implausibilities in what Johnson has said? Your failure to acknowledge them in your definition of 'reasonable doubt' and only the girl's doesn't look great. Appears your incomprehensible sympathy towards him has inadvertently come out in your attempts to be balanced.
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Adam Johnson on 22:50 - Feb 22 with 2645 viewsmonmouth

In today's evidence from Josh halliday transcript:

Asked (by his own defence team) whether he thought sexual activity might take place, AJ says: "Yeah there was a possibility" Did you want to do that? AJ: "Yeah"

Someone's written underneath. 'Where'd he get his defence from, Reme Guarde?'

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Adam Johnson on 16:37 - Feb 23 with 2497 viewsHighjack

Not looking good for Adam after todays evidence...

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Adam Johnson on 16:47 - Feb 23 with 2484 viewsmonmouth

Adam Johnson on 16:37 - Feb 23 by Highjack

Not looking good for Adam after todays evidence...


On the plus side for him, he has cried now though.

To be fair I am starting to feel sorry for him. Not because I have even the slightest sympathy for his actions, but because he is so monumentally brainless. How does he manage to even remember to breathe?

That our education and cultural systems can produce a moron such as this, and then put him in a position to "earn" £60,000 per week and be put forward as a role model and have his name chanted will, I hope, be a source of amazement for more intelligent future generations.

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Adam Johnson on 17:28 - Feb 23 with 2428 viewsItchySphincter

Adam Johnson on 16:47 - Feb 23 by monmouth

On the plus side for him, he has cried now though.

To be fair I am starting to feel sorry for him. Not because I have even the slightest sympathy for his actions, but because he is so monumentally brainless. How does he manage to even remember to breathe?

That our education and cultural systems can produce a moron such as this, and then put him in a position to "earn" £60,000 per week and be put forward as a role model and have his name chanted will, I hope, be a source of amazement for more intelligent future generations.


I said earlier in the thread that he will attempt to use stupidity and ignorance as a defence.

Someone will be along shortly to tell me he can't use stupidity and ignorance as a defence.

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Adam Johnson on 17:49 - Feb 23 with 2417 viewslondonlisa2001

Adam Johnson on 16:37 - Feb 23 by Highjack

Not looking good for Adam after todays evidence...


But surely it's really common to take a pic of your penis on your mobile for your doctor? I imagine men do that all the time - go to the doctor, and instead of, you know, dropping your trousers, showing him or her a picture that you took in advance.

Got to feel he's terribly unlucky - he had a conversation about age of consent requiring Internet research and had to take a pic of his penis for his doctor, all at the time he was having an innocent little kiss with a 15 year old girl.
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Adam Johnson on 18:15 - Feb 23 with 2382 viewsmonmouth

Adam Johnson on 17:28 - Feb 23 by ItchySphincter

I said earlier in the thread that he will attempt to use stupidity and ignorance as a defence.

Someone will be along shortly to tell me he can't use stupidity and ignorance as a defence.


I think he might be too stupid and ignorant to use stupidity and ignorance as a defence effectively.

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Adam Johnson on 18:16 - Feb 23 with 2380 viewsmonmouth

Adam Johnson on 17:49 - Feb 23 by londonlisa2001

But surely it's really common to take a pic of your penis on your mobile for your doctor? I imagine men do that all the time - go to the doctor, and instead of, you know, dropping your trousers, showing him or her a picture that you took in advance.

Got to feel he's terribly unlucky - he had a conversation about age of consent requiring Internet research and had to take a pic of his penis for his doctor, all at the time he was having an innocent little kiss with a 15 year old girl.


He took a knob selfie?? Honestly?

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Adam Johnson on 18:18 - Feb 23 with 2375 viewsDarran

Adam Johnson on 18:16 - Feb 23 by monmouth

He took a knob selfie?? Honestly?


Don't you?

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Adam Johnson on 18:22 - Feb 23 with 2372 viewslondonlisa2001

Adam Johnson on 18:16 - Feb 23 by monmouth

He took a knob selfie?? Honestly?


Yes - in court today he reckoned it was for 'the doctor'. Surely you do that as well Mon? The jury were treated to a photo and everything.
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Adam Johnson on 18:32 - Feb 23 with 2351 viewsSwansNZ

Adam Johnson on 18:22 - Feb 23 by londonlisa2001

Yes - in court today he reckoned it was for 'the doctor'. Surely you do that as well Mon? The jury were treated to a photo and everything.


He was a busy man, obviously much quicker to send photos to a doctor than go and visit them. He didn’t admit to the charges last year was on legal advice, nothing to do with the 2.5 million he would have lost in wages since then.

Anyway, the nasty girl making these allegations is known to make things up, so Johnson must be in the right, or something.

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Adam Johnson on 18:33 - Feb 23 with 2349 viewsDarran

Adam Johnson on 18:22 - Feb 23 by londonlisa2001

Yes - in court today he reckoned it was for 'the doctor'. Surely you do that as well Mon? The jury were treated to a photo and everything.


It'll be in the next issue of Hello for you Lis.
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Adam Johnson on 18:42 - Feb 23 with 2329 viewsLeonisGod

Adam Johnson on 16:47 - Feb 23 by monmouth

On the plus side for him, he has cried now though.

To be fair I am starting to feel sorry for him. Not because I have even the slightest sympathy for his actions, but because he is so monumentally brainless. How does he manage to even remember to breathe?

That our education and cultural systems can produce a moron such as this, and then put him in a position to "earn" £60,000 per week and be put forward as a role model and have his name chanted will, I hope, be a source of amazement for more intelligent future generations.


It's ok, he's probably happily oblivious to being as thick as two short plank so there's no need to feel sorry for him. It may be a bit like dementia sufferers being too far gone to know what's happening- it's everyone else around them that actually suffers.
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Adam Johnson on 18:42 - Feb 23 with 2329 viewsmonmouth

Adam Johnson on 18:22 - Feb 23 by londonlisa2001

Yes - in court today he reckoned it was for 'the doctor'. Surely you do that as well Mon? The jury were treated to a photo and everything.


Sadly the zoom on my camera isn't strong enough.

He's done then, surely.

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Adam Johnson on 18:48 - Feb 23 with 2309 viewslondonlisa2001

Adam Johnson on 18:33 - Feb 23 by Darran

It'll be in the next issue of Hello for you Lis.
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I'll definitely stick to looking at interiors shots of a lovely Georgian Townhouse in my House & Garden mag Darran :-)

Ych a fi !
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Adam Johnson on 18:48 - Feb 23 with 2309 viewsmacthejack

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Adam Johnson on 19:12 - Feb 23 with 2250 viewsJoe_bradshaw

anyone got a wide angle lens I can borrow?

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Adam Johnson on 19:13 - Feb 23 with 2243 viewsDarran

The prosecution lawyer is a bit of alright isn't she?



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Adam Johnson on 19:15 - Feb 23 with 2235 viewsStarsky

Adam Johnson on 19:12 - Feb 23 by Joe_bradshaw

anyone got a wide angle lens I can borrow?


Yep... After I've finished with it

It's just the internet, init.

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Adam Johnson on 19:15 - Feb 23 with 2233 viewsHighjack

Adam Johnson on 18:33 - Feb 23 by Darran

It'll be in the next issue of Hello for you Lis.
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For all we know this doctor might just be a pervert pretending to be a doctor in order to gather huge pornographic libraries of premier league footballers penises.

He or she must be stopped.

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Adam Johnson on 19:17 - Feb 23 with 2226 viewsItchySphincter

Adam Johnson on 19:13 - Feb 23 by Darran

The prosecution lawyer is a bit of alright isn't she?




Alright I suppose. Bit of a slaphead.

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Adam Johnson on 19:17 - Feb 23 with 2220 viewsmonmouth

Adam Johnson on 19:13 - Feb 23 by Darran

The prosecution lawyer is a bit of alright isn't she?




Send her a text...

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