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OT : Modern life 13:03 - Nov 10 with 1679 viewsbasilrobbiereborn

We've done this before elsewhere, but what things have you not done that everyone else seems to ? I'll start you with :

1. I have never owned a car of my own
2. I have never had an overnight stay in hospital
3. I have never set foot in a B&Q or other DIY store
4. I have never owned a bicycle, or learned to ride one
5. I have never watched a reality TV show
6. I have never been to Spain
7. I have never been in Burger King, or bought coffee from a coffee shop
8. I do not watch any TV soaps

What about you?

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OT : Modern life on 13:11 - Nov 10 with 1667 viewsbillybigbananas

I've never drunk more than three pints in a day.

I've never taken millions of pounds intended for one purpose and used it for something entirely different.
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OT : Modern life on 13:30 - Nov 10 with 1644 viewsWizaard

Out of your list, I've never stopped overnight in hospital either.

Haven't watched a soap in years. Best thing I ever did in gaining time

Of my own:

I've never been to Alton Towers.
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OT : Modern life on 14:44 - Nov 10 with 1589 viewsstraightatthewall

OT : Modern life on 13:30 - Nov 10 by Wizaard

Out of your list, I've never stopped overnight in hospital either.

Haven't watched a soap in years. Best thing I ever did in gaining time

Of my own:

I've never been to Alton Towers.


I've never used soap. Shower gel, steam or a Karcher Water pressure hose has always been my preferred method of cleaning.

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OT : Modern life on 15:04 - Nov 10 with 1573 viewsKhonKaenSeasider

OT : Modern life on 14:44 - Nov 10 by straightatthewall

I've never used soap. Shower gel, steam or a Karcher Water pressure hose has always been my preferred method of cleaning.


I can answer affirmative to all 8 of those Robbie!!! As in I have done them all!!!!
Modern Man, clearly.....
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It will absolutely change the club forever if we go up. It can’t fail to

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OT : Modern life on 15:44 - Nov 10 with 1550 viewsHarryHorse

OT : Modern life on 15:04 - Nov 10 by KhonKaenSeasider

I can answer affirmative to all 8 of those Robbie!!! As in I have done them all!!!!
Modern Man, clearly.....
[Post edited 10 Nov 2014 16:53]


2,6 & 8 I can match ; not sure how I've missed out on Spain really
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OT : Modern life on 16:46 - Nov 10 with 1524 viewsThaliasdad

You dont know what you are missing with regards to B + Q icon, there is always some cracking G.I.L.F. knocking about!
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OT : Modern life on 16:55 - Nov 10 with 1512 viewsjanegallagher

Never had a dish washer, microwave or gas/electric fire.

We’ve got Simon Sadler

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OT : Modern life on 17:16 - Nov 10 with 1498 viewsArchibaldKnox

1. I have never worn a flat cap
2. I have never used a muffler
3. I have never grown a big bushy beard nor moustache
4. I have never worn sandals
5. I have never worn tweed plus-fours
6. I have never shot an animal
7. I have never been into a Conservative Club
8. I have never lived in London
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OT : Modern life on 20:01 - Nov 10 with 1447 viewsjane_ayre

OT : Modern life on 17:16 - Nov 10 by ArchibaldKnox

1. I have never worn a flat cap
2. I have never used a muffler
3. I have never grown a big bushy beard nor moustache
4. I have never worn sandals
5. I have never worn tweed plus-fours
6. I have never shot an animal
7. I have never been into a Conservative Club
8. I have never lived in London


Modern Life?

1. Don't have a mobile
2. Don't have a Facebook page
3. Have never been to Disneyland
4. Have never been to France via the tunnel
5. Have never smoked a cigarette
6. Don't have a barbecue
7. Have never seen Strictly Come Dancing
8. What's a microwave?

Haven't been to Spain either. Now where's my carriage?
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OT : Modern life on 20:47 - Nov 10 with 1415 viewsTejas

Bit weird for a footy forum but here goes:

1. I've never used twitter
2. I've never swam in the Irish Sea
3. I don't own a bicycle
4. I've never watched Big Brother
5. I've never had a tattoo nor a nose ring (!)
6. I've never voted Labour
7. I've never been to a Rugby or Cricket game
8. I've never used my garage for a car
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OT : Modern life on 20:55 - Nov 10 with 1410 viewswespens

I have never eaten a Pot Noodle
I have never paid a prostitute
I have never been on Facebook

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OT : Modern life on 21:06 - Nov 10 with 1400 viewsThe_Ghost

OT : Modern life on 20:55 - Nov 10 by wespens

I have never eaten a Pot Noodle
I have never paid a prostitute
I have never been on Facebook


"I have never paid a prostitute "

There's just so many things I could say right now......
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OT : Modern life on 21:09 - Nov 10 with 1396 viewsribble

OT : Modern life on 20:01 - Nov 10 by jane_ayre

Modern Life?

1. Don't have a mobile
2. Don't have a Facebook page
3. Have never been to Disneyland
4. Have never been to France via the tunnel
5. Have never smoked a cigarette
6. Don't have a barbecue
7. Have never seen Strictly Come Dancing
8. What's a microwave?

Haven't been to Spain either. Now where's my carriage?


Interesting that a microwave theme is developing here. Me too - never owned one, never used one.

I don't do reality TV or soaps either. Thinking about it, I don't really watch TV at all these days since everything on seems to involve audiences whooping (when the pigging heck did that come in???) or characters murdering each other twice a week in ever increasingly ridiculous scenarios. And cooking competitions on TV - what the hell is that about? Can someone explain the existence of Ant & Dec to me? Does anyone really watch Strictly Come Dancing who isn't either gay, female or under the age of ten?

Television these days is for the brain dead, my friends.

Any way, other things:

1. I don't own anything made by Apple
2. I don't have Sky (not surprisingly)
3. I've never had any points on my driving license
4. I've never had a Chinese meal
5. I've never been in a bookies
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OT : Modern life on 21:11 - Nov 10 with 1391 viewsbasilrobbiereborn

OT : Modern life on 20:55 - Nov 10 by wespens

I have never eaten a Pot Noodle
I have never paid a prostitute
I have never been on Facebook


In a variation on the theme, I've never eaten a prostitute or paid a Pot Noodle. Still less written about either on Facebook.

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OT : Modern life on 21:19 - Nov 10 with 1375 viewsribble

OT : Modern life on 21:11 - Nov 10 by basilrobbiereborn

In a variation on the theme, I've never eaten a prostitute or paid a Pot Noodle. Still less written about either on Facebook.


I've paid a prostitute to eat a Pot Noodle and then Tweeted about it. Does that count?
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OT : Modern life on 21:20 - Nov 10 with 1370 viewsbasilrobbiereborn

OT : Modern life on 21:19 - Nov 10 by ribble

I've paid a prostitute to eat a Pot Noodle and then Tweeted about it. Does that count?


The BASIL hierarchy warned me about you in the early 1990s. I didn't listen.

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OT : Modern life on 21:22 - Nov 10 with 1366 viewsribble

OT : Modern life on 21:20 - Nov 10 by basilrobbiereborn

The BASIL hierarchy warned me about you in the early 1990s. I didn't listen.


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OT : Modern life on 22:58 - Nov 10 with 1301 viewsOverWired

I have never been to the training ground (thank you god).
I have never watched Jose Riga win two games (with the same club).
I have never seen Robbie eat THREE pies.
I have never read a positive thread by Jane Gallagher.
I have never cried at night when our relegation to League One is confirmed.
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OT : Modern life on 23:17 - Nov 10 with 1279 viewsbasilrobbiereborn

OT : Modern life on 22:58 - Nov 10 by OverWired

I have never been to the training ground (thank you god).
I have never watched Jose Riga win two games (with the same club).
I have never seen Robbie eat THREE pies.
I have never read a positive thread by Jane Gallagher.
I have never cried at night when our relegation to League One is confirmed.


You should have been at the 4-2 defeat at Rochdale OW. I had four, although they WERE small.

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OT : Modern life on 23:19 - Nov 10 with 1276 viewsHarryHorse

OT : Modern life on 23:17 - Nov 10 by basilrobbiereborn

You should have been at the 4-2 defeat at Rochdale OW. I had four, although they WERE small.


Pretty sure you came back with a box of them at Wigan and proceeded to devour them like Scoobie snacks..
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OT : Modern life on 23:27 - Nov 10 with 1265 viewsbasilrobbiereborn

OT : Modern life on 23:19 - Nov 10 by HarryHorse

Pretty sure you came back with a box of them at Wigan and proceeded to devour them like Scoobie snacks..


You must be thinking of someone else, that doesn't sound remotely like me - Shaggy.

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OT : Modern life on 08:22 - Nov 11 with 1207 viewsKOSBowlCut

OT : Modern life on 23:27 - Nov 10 by basilrobbiereborn

You must be thinking of someone else, that doesn't sound remotely like me - Shaggy.


I have never ironed a shirt
I have never cleaned a kitchen
I have never done the hoovering
I have never made a bed
I have however been accused of being a sexist, lazy, good for nothing pig!!

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OT : Modern life on 08:34 - Nov 11 with 1203 viewsMr_Brightside

I have never slept with a woman

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OT : Modern life on 19:07 - Nov 11 with 1165 viewsBFC_Tim

I have never watched The X Factor
I have never been to Spain
I have never owned an IPhone
I have never been to Old Trafford
I have never skydived naked

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OT : Modern life on 11:43 - Nov 12 with 1117 viewsCashCow

I have never seen an episode of Downton Abbey
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