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UK Death toll
at 11:13 8 May 2020

That just confirms what I've been saying, thank you.
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UK Death toll
at 10:25 8 May 2020

Point one:- the Koreans were prepared because they had already dealt with the sars epidemic a couple of years earlier and had learnt the lessons, we were too busy being consumed by brexit to notice.

Point two:- The Germans count every death where COVID is a factor as a COVID death, try doing some proper search.

Point three:- It's right and proper to question the government, it's how democracy works.

Point four:- Our non COVID death rate is over double where it should be, again try doing some proper research.
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200 died today
at 09:04 8 May 2020

They lifted the lockdown in Thailand pal.
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Todays Loony Left Squinnying
at 08:46 8 May 2020

How to twist the facts so you can still think the sun shines out of Boris's arse

BEGINNING to think the government has ballsed things up but refuse to admit Boris might not be the new Churchill? Here’s what to tell yourself:

It’s too early to count the death toll

We don’t know which country has the highest death toll because it’s not over yet. This excuse is like believing your team could win a football match in the 90th minute when they’re eight goals down, but if it allows you to cling to the delusion that Boris will come out on top then carry on.

It’s the public’s fault for getting ill

If so many people hadn’t gone out and caught coronavirus they wouldn’t have died, so it’s their own stupid fault. They ignored Johnson’s half-hearted warnings not to do the stuff he was still doing, so he had to get it to show them they were being dangerous. He’s a hero like that.

This is no time to criticise the government

If you’ve got your head shoved so far up Boris’s bum that you can’t admit that things have gone badly wrong, you’re bound to bristle when journalists ask questions. They’re disloyal and the next disaster is on them. Just ram your head further up and everything will be fine.

People aren’t looking on the bright side

Optimism should be enforced by law, because imagine how many deaths there could have been. A million is way more than 30,000, so we’ve basically smashed it, right? And it’s all thanks to our leader being a total legend. Europe wishes they had him.

He just loves freedom so damn much

How can you ask a great man like Boris to go against his instincts? He loves the freedom to go to the pub so much that he’s willing to let millions of his fellow countrymen fall ill and die for it. It’s actually inspiring.
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81,000 Covid-19 tests yesterday
at 19:25 7 May 2020

"There is an interview with a guy who makes the sensible point that we can't really make full comparisons until we really know whether we are comparing like with like and he is asked specifically whether it may be that we will NOT emerge as one of the worst, if not the worst country in Europe?"


That's like your team being six nil down with three minutes to go and saying we need to wait for full time to decide the result.
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Antibody tests to be rolled out
at 08:17 5 May 2020

It's 'too', if you're going to insult someone's intelligence don't write like a retard.
The irony.
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Contact tracing app
at 08:11 5 May 2020

What with you being an expert an' all.
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Contact tracing app
at 08:08 5 May 2020

Load of fuss about nothing, everyone and his uncle has been tracing your movements for years if you own a mobile phone.
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Piers Morgan
at 15:57 4 May 2020

I'm betting half the posters on here have Grant Shapps posters on their wall.
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Another Baby Boris
at 15:52 4 May 2020

He once bragged to George Osbourne he hadn't needed to have a wänk for over twenty years on account of how many women he had on the go.
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81,000 Covid-19 tests yesterday
at 21:18 3 May 2020

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Another Baby Boris
at 15:32 3 May 2020

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Another Baby Boris
at 17:46 2 May 2020

Freudian slip...............
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Southamptons toughest pub
at 17:37 2 May 2020

The Waggoners was pretty rough back in the day.
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Sourhamptons toughest pub
at 17:36 2 May 2020

Where's Sourhampton?
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Another Baby Boris
at 17:36 2 May 2020

How's the hunt for a new Ting tong going pal?
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81,000 Covid-19 tests yesterday
at 18:17 1 May 2020

50,000 counted like that the day before, government advisor confirmed this was part of how the figures were counted on tonight's briefing. At least dick Turpin had the decency to wear a mask.
These Tory arse lickers will believe any old pony.
[Post edited 1 May 2020 18:18]
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We will turn the tide in 12 weeks
at 17:51 1 May 2020

Who's Hucksake? Are you angry Alan? you don't half post like him, he's a mentalist too.
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We will turn the tide in 12 weeks
at 17:42 1 May 2020

Just been announced by a government advisor live on TV as true numbnuts.
You Tory arse lickers are so fuçking thick.
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We will turn the tide in 12 weeks
at 17:34 1 May 2020

You post like nine year old mong with tourettes, take some time way from your keyboard, it will aid your mental well being.
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