Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 820274 views | Boston | What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive? A Volts Wagon. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:16 - Sep 3 with 10955 views | Lblock | When I first met my wife all those years ago I knew straight away she was a keeper It was the massive gloves that gave it away | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:22 - Sep 3 with 10944 views | DesertBoot | In a moment of madness I broke into the Scotland Yard kitchen and tipped all the herbs onto the floor. I've been charged with wasting police thyme. | |
| Wish I could be like David Watts |
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:49 - Sep 3 with 10868 views | johncharles |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:18 - Aug 30 by northampton_hoop | Two birds sat on a perch, one says to the other “can you smell fish?” |
Two dyslexics “Can you smell gas ?” “ Can’t even spell my own name” | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:53 - Sep 3 with 10865 views | johncharles |
Corny Joke Warning on 13:59 - Aug 31 by CaptainPugwash | Arrrrrr.... How do 'e circumcise a Sperm Whale? Send four skin divers down. She were only a fishmonger's daughter but she noo 'ow to lay on a slab an' say fillet. Yo Ho! |
Did she have a naval base full of discharged seamen ? | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 02:55 - Sep 4 with 10821 views | ade_qpr | What's the best way to find long lost relatives? Win the lottery. | |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:20 - Sep 4 with 10765 views | Esox_Lucius | I've been given a part in a play about the female reproductive cycle. My role is to stand at the end of a pipe representing the fallopian tube and put tennis balls in it to demonstrate egg generation. I told the producer that I'd feel stupid just standing there carrying out such a basic mundane acting role and stormed out. I asked the wife what she thought; she said I'm just ovary acting. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:49 - Sep 4 with 10743 views | dontknowitall | If you get a link called 'free porn' don't open it. It is a birus that deactivarts your spelchex and garblis up your riting. i also reciebed it but luckily i dontt does porn si i didant opin it.... | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 11:39 - Sep 4 with 10688 views | Esox_Lucius | She was only a jockey's daughter but all the horse manure. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 12:45 - Sep 4 with 10630 views | Lblock | She was only a road layers daughter..... she loved her asphalt | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:16 - Sep 4 with 10588 views | Mick_S | She was only the carpenters daughter but she gave all the boys circular saws | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:40 - Sep 4 with 10563 views | ade_qpr | Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it. | |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:48 - Sep 4 with 10554 views | Esox_Lucius | She was only a plasterer's daughter but she was always covered in muck. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:53 - Sep 4 with 10545 views | Mick_S | She was only the coalminer's daughter but she had plenty of slack in her knickers. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:55 - Sep 4 with 10477 views | Mick_S | What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? In Dubai they don’t watch the Flintstones… but Abu Dhabi do! | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:15 - Sep 4 with 10458 views | Boston | So the annual beer producers conference winds up and everyone heads over to the bar. The president of Miller, orders a Miller Lite, president of Budweiser, a Bud, CEO of Coors, a Coors Lite and so on down the line 'till it was Arthur Guinness's turn, to everyone's surprise he orders a Coke. Bar man leans over and informs him they do have Guinness on draft. "That's ok" says Arthur, "if no-one else is drinking beer"..... | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:17 - Sep 4 with 10451 views | ade_qpr | What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop | |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:32 - Sep 4 with 10431 views | Boston | Why has Keith Richards asked to be cremated? Police estimate his ashes would have a street value of 750 grand. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:20 - Sep 4 with 10334 views | Boston |
Corny Joke Warning on 16:17 - Sep 4 by ade_qpr | What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop |
Undertakers.....the Grateful Dead. | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:24 - Sep 4 with 10310 views | hubble | Bloke walks into a pub with a steering wheel stuffed down his trousers and orders a pint. The barman says 'excuse me mate, but you do know you've got a steering wheel down yer trousers?' 'Yeah,' the bloke replies, 'it's driving me nuts.' | |
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:46 - Sep 4 with 10294 views | BathRanger |
Corny Joke Warning on 12:14 - Aug 30 by NW10Hoop | What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones |
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 22:19 - Sep 4 with 10276 views | Lblock | One of my personal favourites:- I entered a camouflage competition at the weekend - came second The judges couldn't find a winner | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:51 - Sep 5 with 10158 views | Esox_Lucius | The Magnificent Seven were invited to appear in a lucrative series of adverts for aftershave, filmed at Liverpool F.C. Only six of them did; Yul never wore cologne. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:27 - Sep 5 with 10124 views | dontknowitall | My mate told me that he had a brilliant new hearing aid. I said 'What kind is it?' He said 'Three o'clock' | | | |
Corny Joke Warning on 09:38 - Sep 5 with 10113 views | Mick_S | My friends tell me I'm too condescending. That means I talk down to people. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:57 - Sep 5 with 10098 views | ade_qpr | What is the Australian animal that most resembles the Australian male? The wombat, because it eats, roots and leaves. | |
| If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? |
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