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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread 13:22 - Dec 16 with 51054 viewsjackharris

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:51 - Dec 18 with 2856 viewslondonlisa2001

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:49 - Dec 18 by Shaky

Easily in the top half of performances I have seen this season, and despite the mistake the side looks much better with Mesa in it.

Almost certainly a big mistake not to have played him consistently from the start; would have been well up to speed by now.


He's head and shoulders better than our other midfielders.

It's unbelievable how many games he was left out.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:52 - Dec 18 with 2810 viewsEbo

Clucas - fresh legs yet was jogging behind every player.

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:53 - Dec 18 with 2791 viewsjackportis

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:55 - Dec 18 with 2745 viewsAl_Bundy

Why are we so laboured and slow??

We have no quality..

We have no desire to work...

We have little desire to get players forward..

We are riddled with errors....

We are team full of Championship players and below...

And a Manager to match ....

And a DoF who should be deported for his own good.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:23 - Dec 18 with 2466 viewsMLT18

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:55 - Dec 18 by Al_Bundy

Why are we so laboured and slow??

We have no quality..

We have no desire to work...

We have little desire to get players forward..

We are riddled with errors....

We are team full of Championship players and below...

And a Manager to match ....

And a DoF who should be deported for his own good.


And a massively incompetent recruitment team and scouting system.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:23 - Dec 18 with 2464 viewstheloneranger

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:55 - Dec 18 by Al_Bundy

Why are we so laboured and slow??

We have no quality..

We have no desire to work...

We have little desire to get players forward..

We are riddled with errors....

We are team full of Championship players and below...

And a Manager to match ....

And a DoF who should be deported for his own good.


We've got 4 players who've been relegated from the Premier League, 2 of them on a hat trick.

As Toshack said..."There's Premier League players"..

AND

"There's players playing in the Premier League"...!!

The last statement sums us up

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:34 - Dec 18 with 2370 viewsBobbyBacala

How useless is Abraham? Unless it's tap-ins from 5 yards out (and even then not a given), he offers the square root of bugger all. I'm not bothered about how he'll learn because it just means he'll be better player for Palace or Southampton next season.

He is slightly hampered by our lack of attacking intent, but he can't hold the ball up and the rest of the players don't believe in him. Totally unsuited to our supposed style of play.

Think Iggy Pop wrote a song about him..
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:38 - Dec 18 with 2333 viewstrampie

That Mesa bloke is useless, one of the worst players I have seen in a Swansea shirt.

Continually being banned by Planet Swans for Porthcawl and then being reinstated.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:40 - Dec 18 with 2307 viewsPacemaker

I have to say compared to some performances this season I didn't think we played that bad.

Bony getting injured so early was a massive blow. Everton didn't look like scoring in first half the penalty was clumsy more than inept and the rebound fell to virtually the only player in that patch of grass.

The Gylfi goal well we knew that was coming. 3rd goal was not a penalty. We actually passed and moved and caused them problems, did we work their goalie? Not nearly enough.

They have a much better squad than us but they didn't look two goals better despite the scoreline.

The team need our support on Saturday if there is any booing and moaning leave it until the final whistle. Support the team not the owners.

Life is an adventure or nothing at all.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:41 - Dec 18 with 2307 viewsjasper_T

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:34 - Dec 18 by BobbyBacala

How useless is Abraham? Unless it's tap-ins from 5 yards out (and even then not a given), he offers the square root of bugger all. I'm not bothered about how he'll learn because it just means he'll be better player for Palace or Southampton next season.

He is slightly hampered by our lack of attacking intent, but he can't hold the ball up and the rest of the players don't believe in him. Totally unsuited to our supposed style of play.

Think Iggy Pop wrote a song about him..


He's absolute w@nk and yet commentators and pundits scramble to praise every barely-competent bit of play he flukes his way into.

I don't know if it's laziness or if he's so thick he never knows what he's supposed to be doing.

We'll be fine in the Championship if players like Abraham are capable of banging them in down there.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:41 - Dec 18 with 2305 viewstomdickharry

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:23 - Dec 18 by MLT18

And a massively incompetent recruitment team and scouting system.


We lost tonight because of 2 penalties that could have been avoided simple as that, we all know that our team lacks quality and it is tragic that relegation is staring us in the face without the team being given the opportunity to improve by the appointment of a fresh face in the Managers chair.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:42 - Dec 18 with 2290 viewsmonmouth

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:52 - Dec 18 by Ebo

Clucas - fresh legs yet was jogging behind every player.


Yeah, I thought he had to be better than Christmas Carroll. He wasn’t.

We’re even more gone this year than we were last. We can’t attack and we can’t defend. It’s goodnight and goodbye.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:47 - Dec 18 with 2227 viewsmonmouth

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:41 - Dec 18 by tomdickharry

We lost tonight because of 2 penalties that could have been avoided simple as that, we all know that our team lacks quality and it is tragic that relegation is staring us in the face without the team being given the opportunity to improve by the appointment of a fresh face in the Managers chair.


We lost because we gift goals one way or the other and can’t score any. If there were no penalties we’d have still folded. We are the bloody Titanic. 1912. Spot on. We are as weak as a newborn kitten in mind and body.

We played better against a terrible team and still just gave in.

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:51 - Dec 18 with 2179 viewsjedmo_jack

Tom Carroll pissing about with a short corner leading to a goal again. Disgraceful, just drop this schoolboy. Couldn't even make a simple pass to dyer when he was in behind too. Fooking shocking.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:52 - Dec 18 with 2166 viewsCrazedBison

I'm getting pretty tired of the p*ssing and moaning about PC and the chants some make to get Clement out.

We have an issue where we've made the squad worse each of the last 3 summers in exchange for a profit. This predates current ownership, but they've clearly taken it to another level. We have to face facts, we have a sh*t squad. A new manager isn't going to solve the problem and if we have to pay for 3-4 managers at a time constantly we're stealing from our meager transfer budget.

As has been widely reported, Huw Jenkins has had a stronger hand in the transfers than most others of his position. He's the one that's f*cked us, he needs to go. We can't keep sacking manager after manager and thinking we'll somehow get better. The manager isn't the cancer here. It's HJ, the spendthrift new ownership who looked at this as an "investment", and some of the Trust Board who was complicit with all of this.

Can we all just please try to work together to do all we can to push for a righting of the ship? P*ssing and moaning about this incessantly accomplishes nothing. At this stage, the best we could reasonably accomplish is figuring out a way to force the investment banking tw*ts to finally remove Huw Jenkins and loosen the purse strings. Clearly if they don't we're in the Championship next season and possibly League One the one after. Their investment would be worth sh*t then.

Only if we're aligned with a single solution do we stand a chance of making any real change happen. We start with HJ then go for the ownership f*cks next. One step at a time.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:00 - Dec 18 with 2096 viewsMLT18

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:41 - Dec 18 by tomdickharry

We lost tonight because of 2 penalties that could have been avoided simple as that, we all know that our team lacks quality and it is tragic that relegation is staring us in the face without the team being given the opportunity to improve by the appointment of a fresh face in the Managers chair.


Simple......No excuses....WE LOST. Every time we concede a goal - 'it could have been avoided' but it wasn't. Pep Guardiola could be in the managers chair and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference with this squad many of whom would struggle in the Championship.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:03 - Dec 18 with 2067 viewsJackFish

Pretty similar to Stoke really, we started well, took the lead, looked reasonably comfortable, but then once again we make a dreadful mistake and then once they're level the heads go down and we never look like getting back into it. We actually pressed them a bit higher and played with a bit more intent in the first half, but second half was more of the same negative crap.

Abraham is absolutely useless in open play isn't he? Good goalscorer but doesn't offer enough in our current setup. Hopefully Bony isn't out for too long. We're desperate for a number 10 and a decent winger or two in January, but I wouldn't trust Clement to buy them or use them probably even if he did get them.

After Palace we have Spurs, Arsenal and Liverpool at home, we could be miles away by the end of Jan.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 23:14 - Dec 18 with 1985 viewstheloneranger

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 21:55 - Dec 18 by Al_Bundy

Why are we so laboured and slow??

We have no quality..

We have no desire to work...

We have little desire to get players forward..

We are riddled with errors....

We are team full of Championship players and below...

And a Manager to match ....

And a DoF who should be deported for his own good.



Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:28 - Dec 18 with 1907 viewsWarwickHunt

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:38 - Dec 18 by trampie

That Mesa bloke is useless, one of the worst players I have seen in a Swansea shirt.


Can one of the mods please ban this tedious fûcking imbecile?
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:32 - Dec 18 with 1883 viewsSmellyplumz

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:28 - Dec 18 by WarwickHunt

Can one of the mods please ban this tedious fûcking imbecile?


Make it so please.

""Although I cannot promise or predict the future, I can guarantee one thing - the current board of directors will always fight, as we have done over the last 12 years, to work together as one with the Supporters Trust to make 100% sure that Swansea City football club remains the number one priority in all our thoughts and in every decision we make."
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:56 - Dec 18 with 1824 viewsGeoffThom

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:52 - Dec 18 by CrazedBison

I'm getting pretty tired of the p*ssing and moaning about PC and the chants some make to get Clement out.

We have an issue where we've made the squad worse each of the last 3 summers in exchange for a profit. This predates current ownership, but they've clearly taken it to another level. We have to face facts, we have a sh*t squad. A new manager isn't going to solve the problem and if we have to pay for 3-4 managers at a time constantly we're stealing from our meager transfer budget.

As has been widely reported, Huw Jenkins has had a stronger hand in the transfers than most others of his position. He's the one that's f*cked us, he needs to go. We can't keep sacking manager after manager and thinking we'll somehow get better. The manager isn't the cancer here. It's HJ, the spendthrift new ownership who looked at this as an "investment", and some of the Trust Board who was complicit with all of this.

Can we all just please try to work together to do all we can to push for a righting of the ship? P*ssing and moaning about this incessantly accomplishes nothing. At this stage, the best we could reasonably accomplish is figuring out a way to force the investment banking tw*ts to finally remove Huw Jenkins and loosen the purse strings. Clearly if they don't we're in the Championship next season and possibly League One the one after. Their investment would be worth sh*t then.

Only if we're aligned with a single solution do we stand a chance of making any real change happen. We start with HJ then go for the ownership f*cks next. One step at a time.


Your one drawback to that statement was that clement openly said he was really happy with the squad at the start of the season and that it was stronger ,As the manager if he wasn’t happy he could have and should have spoken up as it’s his rep on the line ?
At this time his rep is shot ,so in my eyes we have no choice but to change things
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 00:02 - Dec 19 with 1807 viewsCrazedBison

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 23:56 - Dec 18 by GeoffThom

Your one drawback to that statement was that clement openly said he was really happy with the squad at the start of the season and that it was stronger ,As the manager if he wasn’t happy he could have and should have spoken up as it’s his rep on the line ?
At this time his rep is shot ,so in my eyes we have no choice but to change things


What would you have him say at the beginning of the season?

"My squad is sh*t and we're fu*ked."?

That would certainly be a way to motivate the squad, right? To be fair, his frustration has been very palpable. If the man can't get new players in now he's got to work with what he's got.

You do know that he could possibly be saying one thing in public and another thing to HJ and the ownership tw*ts.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 00:15 - Dec 19 with 1770 viewsRunning_Man

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 22:52 - Dec 18 by CrazedBison

I'm getting pretty tired of the p*ssing and moaning about PC and the chants some make to get Clement out.

We have an issue where we've made the squad worse each of the last 3 summers in exchange for a profit. This predates current ownership, but they've clearly taken it to another level. We have to face facts, we have a sh*t squad. A new manager isn't going to solve the problem and if we have to pay for 3-4 managers at a time constantly we're stealing from our meager transfer budget.

As has been widely reported, Huw Jenkins has had a stronger hand in the transfers than most others of his position. He's the one that's f*cked us, he needs to go. We can't keep sacking manager after manager and thinking we'll somehow get better. The manager isn't the cancer here. It's HJ, the spendthrift new ownership who looked at this as an "investment", and some of the Trust Board who was complicit with all of this.

Can we all just please try to work together to do all we can to push for a righting of the ship? P*ssing and moaning about this incessantly accomplishes nothing. At this stage, the best we could reasonably accomplish is figuring out a way to force the investment banking tw*ts to finally remove Huw Jenkins and loosen the purse strings. Clearly if they don't we're in the Championship next season and possibly League One the one after. Their investment would be worth sh*t then.

Only if we're aligned with a single solution do we stand a chance of making any real change happen. We start with HJ then go for the ownership f*cks next. One step at a time.


<---- this...

We are 4 points from a safe spot on the table. We are shit, but I saw a team today that might just be as shit as 3-4 other teams in the league. Getting a new shitty manager wont change the team or the tactic much.
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 00:22 - Dec 19 with 1745 viewsGeoffThom

The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 00:02 - Dec 19 by CrazedBison

What would you have him say at the beginning of the season?

"My squad is sh*t and we're fu*ked."?

That would certainly be a way to motivate the squad, right? To be fair, his frustration has been very palpable. If the man can't get new players in now he's got to work with what he's got.

You do know that he could possibly be saying one thing in public and another thing to HJ and the ownership tw*ts.


Should have walked out if he was being undermined,laudrup agent called it years ago ,should have maned up and kept his rep now he’s a busted flush ,everyone with sense new this squad was shit he really should have also
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The Official Everton FC Vs Swansea City FC Match Thread on 00:49 - Dec 19 with 1704 viewslonglostjack

Can't say we played badly. Need to go for the jugular if we're one up. Narsingh impressed fair play. How the hell could Mesa have been left out of the team for so long? Bloody scandalous. Tammy needs to get stuck in - publicity seems to have gone to his head. Fer scored but ... Caroll grow a pair and have a bit of confidence in yourself man! Bizarre as it may sound I'd stick with Clement who also needs to grow a pair and stick up for himself in next transfer window.
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