| QPR Dinner Party 09:46 - Mar 16 with 3691 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Don’t think this has been done before.
Fantasy QPR Dinner Party
Former or Current, Alive or Dead:
1 x Manager
3 x Players
1 x Fan
1 x Non QPR person |  | | |  |
| QPR Dinner Party on 09:49 - Mar 16 with 2919 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
For me:
Ian Holloway
Marc Bircham
Stan Bowles
Sinclair Armstrong
Mick Jones
Kathy Burke [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 9:50]
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| QPR Dinner Party on 10:03 - Mar 16 with 2869 views | BrianMcCarthy |
1 x Manager - Sexton
3 x Players - Venables, Bowles and Wilkins
1 x Fan - my sister, Debs
1 x Non QPR person - Cryuff [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 10:19]
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| QPR Dinner Party on 10:14 - Mar 16 with 2831 views | Rs_Holy |
1 x Manager - Neil Warnock
3 x Players - Marc Bircham, Alan McDonald, Terence Frederick Venables
1 x Fan - Robert Elms
1 x Non QPR person - Keith Floyd |  | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 10:24 - Mar 16 with 2776 views | Stanisgod |
Ollie
Stan, Shanks, Venners
Pete Doherty
Oliver Reed.
What a night!! |  |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 10:31 - Mar 16 with 2769 views | ngbqpr |
1 x Manager - Paul Hart
3 x Players - Jose Bosingwa, Joey Barton, Mark Hateley
1 x Fan - Toby Young
1 x Non QPR person - Nigel Farage
Starter: soup (pi$$ed in)
Main: tempting looking curry with more chillis hidden in it than any man could handle
Dessert: dog$hit cunningly disguised as chocolate ice cream
Ambience
Do it in winter with the heating 'broken'
Arrange for the neighbours to play banging gabber music for the duration
Have a friend positioned by the fuseboard to turn the lights off every 15 minutes |  |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 with 2752 views | dmm |
Ian Holloway
Marsh, Francis, Thomas
Danny Paddox
Jesus Christ |  | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 with 2752 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| QPR Dinner Party on 10:31 - Mar 16 by ngbqpr |
1 x Manager - Paul Hart
3 x Players - Jose Bosingwa, Joey Barton, Mark Hateley
1 x Fan - Toby Young
1 x Non QPR person - Nigel Farage
Starter: soup (pi$$ed in)
Main: tempting looking curry with more chillis hidden in it than any man could handle
Dessert: dog$hit cunningly disguised as chocolate ice cream
Ambience
Do it in winter with the heating 'broken'
Arrange for the neighbours to play banging gabber music for the duration
Have a friend positioned by the fuseboard to turn the lights off every 15 minutes |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 11:51 - Mar 16 with 2659 views | loftus77 |
| QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 by dmm |
Ian Holloway
Marsh, Francis, Thomas
Danny Paddox
Jesus Christ |
Not getting religious, but is/was He a non-QPR person then?! [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 11:51]
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| QPR Dinner Party on 12:05 - Mar 16 with 2618 views | Discodroids |
Manager: Mark Hughes
Players: David wheeler, armand Traore, Jordon MutchÂ
QPR Celeb: Stuart Hazeldine
Non QPR: Owen Jones
Starter : Eton Mess made with extra Palm Oil . Then More Palm Oil.
Dinner: Wetherspoons meatfeast all day breakfast bathed in unethical Nitrates harvested from suckling pigs and cooked on a woodburning stove. Pint of Carling.
Dessert : Provocative union jack logo embossed custard creams encased in injection moulded thermostatic plastic that bio degrades over 4 million years
Background Music:Â the hydraulic fracturing of National Trust Sites .
The drilling would be powered by the sawtooth waves of virtuous hand wringing of Islington fabian society members at their bake-a-cake fundraisers for Refugees to be housed in Manor Park, East London.
The Venue, A slum flat above a paddy power bookies in green street, upton park .
Entertainment: Dinner guests can listen to the 7th century religious homophobic zealotry wailing from a blood-line shah jalal cleric on a Fatwa stall, screaming into the void in front of Queens road market bushmeat stalls and admire the stunning vista of whole bloody dead sheep being sold on bits of carpet underlay by a bloke in flip flops.
Drugs: Plenty of Khat alkaloid being sold on street corners.
hors d'oeuvres : a Marigold w ank from a Sofia Brass with full blown AIDS outside newham council rent office.
Failing that anything by Morrissey as a soundtrack.
Only Joking squire,
Terry Venables
Gerry Francis, Kevin Gallen, Stan
David 'kid'Pension
Peter cook [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 17:11]
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| QPR Dinner Party on 12:34 - Mar 16 with 2558 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| QPR Dinner Party on 11:51 - Mar 16 by loftus77 |
Not getting religious, but is/was He a non-QPR person then?! [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 11:51]
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His old man definitely isn’t a fan | | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 12:44 - Mar 16 with 2536 views | dmm |
| QPR Dinner Party on 11:51 - Mar 16 by loftus77 |
Not getting religious, but is/was He a non-QPR person then?! [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 11:51]
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Definitely a non QPR person. He was more into local politics than football. I've always wanted to ask him whether he was a member of the People's Front of Judea or the Judean People's Front. | | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 12:51 - Mar 16 with 2514 views | loftus77 |
| QPR Dinner Party on 12:44 - Mar 16 by dmm |
Definitely a non QPR person. He was more into local politics than football. I've always wanted to ask him whether he was a member of the People's Front of Judea or the Judean People's Front. |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 13:17 - Mar 16 with 2453 views | Ranger_1969 |
Neil Warnock
Terry Venables
Phil Parkes
Ian Holloway
Chloe Kelly
Debbie Harry
Got to have a bit of female company....! | | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 13:45 - Mar 16 with 2424 views | QPRSteve |
Ian Holloway
Alan MacDonald
Danny Shittu
Mark Dennis
Danny Cipriani
Non QPR and the main course: John Terry | | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 13:49 - Mar 16 with 2398 views | MrSheen |
| QPR Dinner Party on 10:31 - Mar 16 by ngbqpr |
1 x Manager - Paul Hart
3 x Players - Jose Bosingwa, Joey Barton, Mark Hateley
1 x Fan - Toby Young
1 x Non QPR person - Nigel Farage
Starter: soup (pi$$ed in)
Main: tempting looking curry with more chillis hidden in it than any man could handle
Dessert: dog$hit cunningly disguised as chocolate ice cream
Ambience
Do it in winter with the heating 'broken'
Arrange for the neighbours to play banging gabber music for the duration
Have a friend positioned by the fuseboard to turn the lights off every 15 minutes |
Slight flaw...aren't you supposed to be there too? |  | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 13:57 - Mar 16 with 2381 views | ngbqpr |
| QPR Dinner Party on 13:49 - Mar 16 by MrSheen |
Slight flaw...aren't you supposed to be there too? |
....yeh, piSSing in the soup, checking the reaction to the chillis, smiling inwardly as the lights go off and the gabber gets louder...feigning innocence while enjoying a night's work well done | |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 13:59 - Mar 16 with 2380 views | HantsR |
Victoria Coren - I'll maybe think about the others... |  | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 14:06 - Mar 16 with 2355 views | Logman |
Tommy Docherty
Clarke Carlisle, Gareth Ainsworth, Ian Holloway
Dorse
Suzy Izzard [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 14:07]
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| QPR Dinner Party on 14:38 - Mar 16 with 2316 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Terry Venables
E. H. Linton
Terry Mancini
Bobby Zamora
David Rowe (Singapore Dave/Brian’s son)
Keith Floyd |  |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 15:32 - Mar 16 with 2257 views | WokingR |
Holloway
Faurlin, Derry, Mackie
Clive - as a thank you for everything and I know he'd try to take Ale home.
Jeremy Clarkson - because he has an opinion on everything. |  | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 15:44 - Mar 16 with 2232 views | terryb |
Gordon Jago
Ale Faurlin, Gary Waddock & Mick Leach
Not saying so as to avoid upsetting them!
Martin Luther King Jnr. Complete with his "I had a Dream" speech, modified for the rise of our club! | | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 17:09 - Mar 16 with 2134 views | Discodroids |
| QPR Dinner Party on 12:05 - Mar 16 by Discodroids |
Manager: Mark Hughes
Players: David wheeler, armand Traore, Jordon MutchÂ
QPR Celeb: Stuart Hazeldine
Non QPR: Owen Jones
Starter : Eton Mess made with extra Palm Oil . Then More Palm Oil.
Dinner: Wetherspoons meatfeast all day breakfast bathed in unethical Nitrates harvested from suckling pigs and cooked on a woodburning stove. Pint of Carling.
Dessert : Provocative union jack logo embossed custard creams encased in injection moulded thermostatic plastic that bio degrades over 4 million years
Background Music:Â the hydraulic fracturing of National Trust Sites .
The drilling would be powered by the sawtooth waves of virtuous hand wringing of Islington fabian society members at their bake-a-cake fundraisers for Refugees to be housed in Manor Park, East London.
The Venue, A slum flat above a paddy power bookies in green street, upton park .
Entertainment: Dinner guests can listen to the 7th century religious homophobic zealotry wailing from a blood-line shah jalal cleric on a Fatwa stall, screaming into the void in front of Queens road market bushmeat stalls and admire the stunning vista of whole bloody dead sheep being sold on bits of carpet underlay by a bloke in flip flops.
Drugs: Plenty of Khat alkaloid being sold on street corners.
hors d'oeuvres : a Marigold w ank from a Sofia Brass with full blown AIDS outside newham council rent office.
Failing that anything by Morrissey as a soundtrack.
Only Joking squire,
Terry Venables
Gerry Francis, Kevin Gallen, Stan
David 'kid'Pension
Peter cook [Post edited 16 Mar 2023 17:11]
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I've slung Peter Cook out for Mica Paris in blake sevens servalan's thigh high warm leatherette boots. | |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 18:11 - Mar 16 with 2058 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
Good thread!
Gerry Francis
Gary Bannister
Ray Wilkins
Simon Stainrod
My Dad
Professor Brian Cox to explain black holes and space/time in a way I could kind of understand. | | | |
| QPR Dinner Party on 18:12 - Mar 16 with 2047 views | PunteR |
| QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 by dmm |
Ian Holloway
Marsh, Francis, Thomas
Danny Paddox
Jesus Christ |
I see what youve done there. Water into wine.. Clever.  |  |
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| QPR Dinner Party on 19:41 - Mar 16 with 1982 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| QPR Dinner Party on 15:44 - Mar 16 by terryb |
Gordon Jago
Ale Faurlin, Gary Waddock & Mick Leach
Not saying so as to avoid upsetting them!
Martin Luther King Jnr. Complete with his "I had a Dream" speech, modified for the rise of our club! |
I was going to go for MLK, but he was Rangers. It’s why I couldn’t pick Mandela, Gandhi, Ho Chi Minh or the Dalai Lama either.
King used to drink in the Smuts if memory serves, and Uncle Ho in the Drayton Court in West Ealing. Top faces back in the day. | |
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