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Worst film you've ever seen. on 09:16 - Jul 19 by bosh67
Moonfall. A production hand carrying an armful of scripts for Independence Day, Armageddon, Deep Impact, Arrival and Driving Miss Daisy trips in the corridor and drops all of them. Instead of collating them back up they decide to put them all together in any old order as one totally numb-nut script.
Sat through the thing thinking, blimey this is just the worst movie ever made. The most expensive worst movie ever made. And yet... I came out from it thinking, that was so bad that it was actually good. You just marvel at its incredible rubbishness and still you think, yeah, I'd watch that again.
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Moonfall is bonkers in a good way!
3 submissions: Churchill The Hollywood Years. Peter Richardson produced a real turkey here. It's bad, really bad.
Valiant. Who thought an animated film about a carrier pigeon in WW2 would be a good idea?
Highlander 2. If there can be only one, this film can't exist and it shouldn't. Sean Connery phones it in, the effects are shÃte, script laughable.
I recall going to the cinema to watch Oliver Stone's Alexander. It was embarrassingly bad, and I felt really sorry for the producers who were asked to fund this steaming turd. It is clear that someone persuaded the director to hire every single small time Irish actor to play the role of Macedonians. I recognised an awful lot of faces and voices from Irish TV. The accents were unintentionally hilarious. The script was dreadful. Angelina Jolie was miscast and played Colin Farrell's mother.
The story of Alexander the Great was worth telling, but it could have been done a lot better.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 09:43 - Jul 19 with 2119 views
I've never walked out of the cinema, but I came *mighty* close during The Happening (an ironic title). Truly, truly abysmal
After the success of Sin City, someone let Frank Miller direct a film. That film is The Spirit (2008). I saw it had 14% on Rotten Tomatoes. Generous. It is an incomprehensible mess, the low light of which is Samuel L Jackson in a full Waffen SS uniform doing Hitler salutes (but Miller is definitely not a fascist guys, he's a libertarian) for reason 14 years later I still haven't figured out. No idea how it even got made, let alone how it was released
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:01 - Jul 19 with 2067 views
Worst film you've ever seen. on 09:38 - Jul 19 by TomS
I recall going to the cinema to watch Oliver Stone's Alexander. It was embarrassingly bad, and I felt really sorry for the producers who were asked to fund this steaming turd. It is clear that someone persuaded the director to hire every single small time Irish actor to play the role of Macedonians. I recognised an awful lot of faces and voices from Irish TV. The accents were unintentionally hilarious. The script was dreadful. Angelina Jolie was miscast and played Colin Farrell's mother.
The story of Alexander the Great was worth telling, but it could have been done a lot better.
I read somewhere that production companies spin the line that British and Irish actors are preferred because they add gravitas to roles, but in reality it’s because they are 70% cheaper.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:10 - Jul 19 with 2043 views
I actually thought the massively hyped Don't Look Up was a colossal wasted opportunity. Such a good idea and great cast, played out like Year 6's end of term show.
The Producers. Although, given the plot, it's arguable that that's actually the point.
If you want something so bad it's good (with a bit of blue for the dads) Zombeaver takes some beating. Simmo and I were in stitches watching that.
Always remember being in the cinema back in Sheffield for Sweeney Todd which the studio had very, very carefully and deliberately marketed and trailered as a Tim Burton-style horror film without mentioning that it was sticking to the original musical format. Johnny Depp hones into view after the opening credits and starts singing. "It's a fcking musical". Half the cinema groaned and walked out. They were right to do it, wish I had.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:22 - Jul 19 with 2014 views
Some Wooden Allen film my girlfriend dragged me to see. Can't remember which one, may have been Manhattan but can't be sure. Dreadful. We walked out after 20 minutes.
When I was a kid my dad persuaded me to go with hime to see what I thought was a western. It wasn't, it was country and western - a biography of Hank Williams (my dad's hero) starring George Hamilton IV. Never forgave him for that deception.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:23 - Jul 19 with 2010 views
Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:21 - Jul 19 by Northernr
I actually thought the massively hyped Don't Look Up was a colossal wasted opportunity. Such a good idea and great cast, played out like Year 6's end of term show.
The Producers. Although, given the plot, it's arguable that that's actually the point.
If you want something so bad it's good (with a bit of blue for the dads) Zombeaver takes some beating. Simmo and I were in stitches watching that.
Always remember being in the cinema back in Sheffield for Sweeney Todd which the studio had very, very carefully and deliberately marketed and trailered as a Tim Burton-style horror film without mentioning that it was sticking to the original musical format. Johnny Depp hones into view after the opening credits and starts singing. "It's a fcking musical". Half the cinema groaned and walked out. They were right to do it, wish I had.
If you like Zombeaver may I push you towards Black Sheep. It is actually incredibly good.
Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:24 - Jul 19 with 2010 views
"A lawyer defends a woman accused of killing her older lover by having sex with him."
or
"A narcisstistic talentless diva engages in the most hilarious sex scenes in the history of cinema"
It was a date night for me. I had waited a long time for a date with this particular lady as well. I laughed at all the wrong parts of the film. She gave out to me (the date, not Madonna). I suggested leaving. She suggested staying. Then she suggested I leave.
I was still laughing as I left.
"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:21 - Jul 19 by Northernr
I actually thought the massively hyped Don't Look Up was a colossal wasted opportunity. Such a good idea and great cast, played out like Year 6's end of term show.
The Producers. Although, given the plot, it's arguable that that's actually the point.
If you want something so bad it's good (with a bit of blue for the dads) Zombeaver takes some beating. Simmo and I were in stitches watching that.
Always remember being in the cinema back in Sheffield for Sweeney Todd which the studio had very, very carefully and deliberately marketed and trailered as a Tim Burton-style horror film without mentioning that it was sticking to the original musical format. Johnny Depp hones into view after the opening credits and starts singing. "It's a fcking musical". Half the cinema groaned and walked out. They were right to do it, wish I had.
There was a hilarious thread on Twitter compiling journalists whining about Don’t Look Up. I hope this doesn’t get on there!
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:31 - Jul 19 with 1972 views
Worst film you've ever seen. on 06:42 - Jul 19 by PlanetHonneywood
Top Gun - a Tom Cruise film where Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise cast in the role of Tom Cruise.
Bend it like Beckham - heavily cliched as evidenced by poor defending from QPR at a set piece.
Ludicrous plot - QPR in a cup final?
I was one of only two in a group of six who made it to the end of Baron Munchausen. An hour too long but Uma’s bazumas kept me watching.
Worst ever? Field of Dreams. I never walk out of films, but when the couple in front got up and left after three minutes, I knew they were doing the right thing.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:40 - Jul 19 with 1940 views
Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:38 - Jul 19 by BazzaInTheLoft
Accurate though.
Totally, but that's why it was such a wasted opp. You could have made a great film about that, because it is so accurate. Instead they spent $75m making one that looked like it cost about 50 bob.
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Worst film you've ever seen. on 10:42 - Jul 19 with 1934 views
Also watched a film A Haunting at the Rectory the other week on Netflix which was advertised as a film about the famous haunted house and all it was an affair of a lodger and the wife which was poorly acted and filmed terribly
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