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Dead Pool 2020. 23:49 - Dec 29 with 15392 viewsItchySphincter

Seeing as no one else has bothered.....

..... new rules this year:

-500 points for Phil the Greek.

Pick three plus a wildcard.

Dimbleby
Attenborough
Joe Perry

Wildcard - Sam Fox
[Post edited 30 Dec 2019 19:05]

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Dead Pool 2020. on 10:08 - Feb 6 with 1644 viewsTrundle10

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



how many points for this?
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Dead Pool 2020. on 10:59 - Feb 6 with 1628 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 09:56 - Feb 6 by Vincent_Vega

Shall we have an upper age limit say UK retirement age or is that too dark?


I thought the same, hardly much genius in picking a 103 year old. It's like be beating a league 2 side 5-0 in a cup final.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 11:09 - Feb 6 with 1623 viewsEbo

Please please please can it be Trump, Boris, Farage (in any order). Too many good people gone to soon. Need to re-address the balance here.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 13:00 - Feb 6 with 1585 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 10:59 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

I thought the same, hardly much genius in picking a 103 year old. It's like be beating a league 2 side 5-0 in a cup final.


It’s Itchys ball and he makes the rules.

1-0 to me piss off.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 13:05 - Feb 6 with 1580 viewsPhil_S

on 01:00 - Jan 1 by



As I said...
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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:12 - Feb 6 with 1554 viewsVincent_Vega

Dead Pool 2020. on 10:59 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

I thought the same, hardly much genius in picking a 103 year old. It's like be beating a league 2 side 5-0 in a cup final.


maybe a sliding scale 100 points for a correct score minus age of deceased

eg. age 90 - score 10, age 55 score 45.

Death at age 100 or more - 0.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:15 - Feb 6 with 1553 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 13:00 - Feb 6 by Darran

It’s Itchys ball and he makes the rules.

1-0 to me piss off.




Okay, 1-0 to Dazzler.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 15:02 - Feb 6 with 2053 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 14:15 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter



Okay, 1-0 to Dazzler.



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Dead Pool 2020. on 15:07 - Feb 6 with 2049 viewsPegojack

Dead Pool 2020. on 15:02 - Feb 6 by Darran



I had him in my side last year and he kept going, so I dropped him this year and he's croaked. Bluddy typical.

RIP Spartucus, YJB.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 19:15 - Feb 6 with 1953 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 15:07 - Feb 6 by Pegojack

I had him in my side last year and he kept going, so I dropped him this year and he's croaked. Bluddy typical.

RIP Spartucus, YJB.


Not quite the same as the wrong Eder scoring the winning goal in Euro 2016 with his first kick of a ball after we let him go, but you should have seen it coming............

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Dead Pool 2020. on 19:43 - Feb 6 with 1931 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 19:15 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Not quite the same as the wrong Eder scoring the winning goal in Euro 2016 with his first kick of a ball after we let him go, but you should have seen it coming............


Am I allowed to pick another one now that I’ve forfeited Kirk?

Seeing as you’re the rule man like.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 19:43]

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Dead Pool 2020. on 20:15 - Feb 6 with 1916 viewsEbo

Rolf Harris.

Lump on

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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:54 - Feb 6 with 1878 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 19:43 - Feb 6 by Darran

Am I allowed to pick another one now that I’ve forfeited Kirk?

Seeing as you’re the rule man like.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 19:43]


Go on then.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:56 - Feb 6 with 1874 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 21:54 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Go on then.


Thank you Boss I’m thinking.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:03 - Feb 6 with 1867 viewsDarran

Ok my extra choice for being 1-0 in the lead after the death of Kirk Douglas is going to be Vera Lynn.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:16 - Feb 6 with 1853 viewsPegojack

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:03 - Feb 6 by Darran

Ok my extra choice for being 1-0 in the lead after the death of Kirk Douglas is going to be Vera Lynn.


You can't have her, she's on my team and not available for transfer.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:18 - Feb 6 with 1850 viewsbuilthjack

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:03 - Feb 6 by Darran

Ok my extra choice for being 1-0 in the lead after the death of Kirk Douglas is going to be Vera Lynn.


103 next month. Hope the old girl keeps going.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:27 - Feb 6 with 1845 viewsWarwickHunt

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:18 - Feb 6 by builthjack

103 next month. Hope the old girl keeps going.


She’s had a rebore and signed up on Tinder.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:29 - Feb 6 with 1842 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:16 - Feb 6 by Pegojack

You can't have her, she's on my team and not available for transfer.


Fair point I hadn’t noticed.
I’ll go for Olivia De Havilland instead.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 23:01 - Feb 6 with 1823 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Jimmy Greaves (sub: Bill Wyman -Greaves already taken)
Willie Nelson
Dennis Skinner

Wild Card - Mel Gibson
[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 23:06]

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Dead Pool 2020. on 12:12 - Feb 7 with 1747 viewsHighjack

Phillip Schofield.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 12:36 - Feb 7 with 1731 viewsSwanjaxs

Only in February but looks like 2020 could be a bumper year for the Dead Pool

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Dead Pool 2020. on 17:17 - Feb 7 with 1689 viewsVincent_Vega

Dead Pool 2020. on 12:12 - Feb 7 by Highjack

Phillip Schofield.


Been Alfie'd yes?

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Dead Pool 2020. on 17:21 - Feb 7 with 1685 viewsHighjack

Dead Pool 2020. on 17:17 - Feb 7 by Vincent_Vega

Been Alfie'd yes?


Sorry, I meant to add him to the gay pool, not the death pool. My bad.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 17:22 - Feb 7 with 1682 viewsHighjack

Dead Pool 2020. on 17:21 - Feb 7 by Highjack

Sorry, I meant to add him to the gay pool, not the death pool. My bad.


Tap in for anyone who mentions Michael Barrymore.

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