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Ha ha ha... (Evil Chuckle)
at 12:45 13 Dec 2024

Have just written 'QPR' in big letters in the condensation on my colleague's window just before his next lesson. Heh, heh, heh...

Fiendish. Master criminal...
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Ratting
at 21:30 9 Dec 2024

Serious(ish) question but was Saturday the first time we've seen the 'high press' in action this season? I felt that we out-ratted them across the park - significantly higher up the field than the Watford game.

This felt like a callback to the back end of last season, where we just throttled the opposition and won the ball back before they got into gear. On Saturday, Norwich never found their feet and it suited us.

To circle back to my point, was that the first time we've achieved that this season?
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If You're Not At The Match...
at 16:02 20 Jul 2024

... wot you up to? Me, I'm in the garden with the dog (leave it) soaking up the blazing Lancashire rays with a glass of Camden Hells.

Gleamin"
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Remain Calm
at 09:09 19 May 2024

Those of a nervous disposition may wish to look away. Lock all pets indoors and close all windows. Gather your loved ones together for safety and comfort at this time.

Jordan Archer, our Reserve Keeper Of Hearts, is gone.

Stay strong.
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Non-QPR: Come On Ipswich!
at 08:06 4 May 2024

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I Mean, There Are No Words
at 20:56 30 Apr 2024



Edit - it's the word 'again' that just kills me.

This channel seems to specialise in songs like this, such as the easy listening classic: 'Daydreamin' (About Taking A Huge Dump, Then Getting Up To Piss On The Dump And Cut It In Half)'
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Chair
at 09:30 11 Apr 2024

Obviously, this is an opinion thread, so it will solve nothing but I think we should try to flog Illy in the Summer (subject to him not doing a 10 stretch in the Belgian Scrubs). My reasoning is as follows:

Firstly, If we're ever going to get a reasonable fee for him, it needs to be sooner rather than later. He's as fit as a fiddle, no AFCON next season, his stats are right up there: it's about as attractive a proposition as he's going to get and, if we wait, we'll lose the opportunity. Imagine we waited another year for the Eze sale - it'd be the BOS situation again.

Secondly, and on a purely personal level, he's becoming increasingly predictable: get ball, dribble to edge of box, ignore overlapping runner, cut in on the right foot, edge of box, shoot on angle, rinse, repeat up to 20 times per match. If I can see it, then of course our oppo has prepped for it. We either adapt or die.

Finally, the team dynamic. I don't know professional football coaching from a hole in the ground but having a 'write the theme tune, sing the theme tune' player in the team is predicated on that player producing an end product. We call Dykes, Frey et al names because they don't score a lot. If Illy used the overlap more often, or even just crossed more regularly, our limited strikers might stand more of a chance. They might still be shite, but at least they can prove it on their own terms.

I'd sell. Would you?
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The Game Has Jumped The Shark
at 07:27 5 Apr 2024

An article for the more financially astute here. Not me: I invested all my funds in Mrs Brown's Boys action figures.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68713522

The stat that shocked me the most was that over the period 2014-2023, Nottingham Forest's net spend was only £12m behind Real Madrid!
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Hayden Article
at 11:16 2 Apr 2024

I know - it's The Sun but it popped up on my feed this morning and he seems really positive about life at the Rs.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/27056793/newcastle-issac-hayden-qpr-paid-transfer
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Trying Not To Judge
at 12:07 3 Mar 2024

Nothing to do with football. My better half was at work the other day, when a colleague mentioned that she had just admitted a patient who had been run over by a mobility scooter whilst queuing at Greggs.

I can't picture this without smirking.
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American Sports
at 20:54 10 Feb 2024

Fetch Spunkenmeier III, DVT News
'It's Superbowel Sunday and the Kansas Shitty Qweefs are up against the San Francisco 69ers to decide who takes home the Panzerball title! Kansas coach Lazarus Huttenhüber can call on the recently returned Anus Krankyanker to lead the de-fensive line, after his return from hair strain. On the opposing side, San Francisco's veteran manager Glans McGee will have a full starting line, including Deep Midcentrefieldsman Eucan Tutchdis, who has recently celebrated the birth of his first sea monkeys. Whatever happens, we can say 'Go Sports!'
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Season's Gruntings
at 14:02 24 Dec 2023

Have a good Christmas, you beautiful people!
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'Lost The Terraces'
at 09:24 29 Oct 2023

Was thinking about this whilst reading the posts on here: you hear a lot about a manager 'losing the dressing room' but I think that a certain shower of fcukwits wearing the Hoops have actually managed to 'lose the terraces'.

Seriously, there are so many on here, of whom I am one, who have openly stated that the 'hate' this group or are waiting for one, some or all of them to get a right fcuking coating off courtesy of the incoming boss / Bermondsey Dave (delete as applicable).

Frankly, I wouldn't give the steam off my piss to some of these shitehawks.
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The Season So Far?
at 07:57 14 Oct 2023

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Caption Competition?
at 08:48 16 Sep 2023



'I swear to you Sincs, two blue pills and it went about this big for 4 hours. It was frankly exhausting...'
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