| Hernia! 14:22 - Oct 24 with 3623 views | westberksr |
just had an op for a minor hernia, not anywhere near as uncomfortable as i'd expected.
BUT...
i do now posess the worst chop job Brazilian 'haircut' in the nether regions 
looks an even sorrier state than usual and the onset of a shaving rash is starting to give me grief. still need to address the fact that they've taken offf about 70% of the short and curlies, so a question for the masses......
do i
a) take the rest of and go for the overweight, under developed porn star look and let it grow back evenly
or
b) try and fashion some form of combover until the rest has made an attempt at regrowth.
in relation to both, being a non female (ie, i have/had full growth) how the fukk long will this take to return to normal??  |  | | |  |
| Hernia! on 14:28 - Oct 24 with 3614 views | Toast_R |
Had a couple of those in the last 10 years, started as a dull ache in the happy sacks, first time was an over night job with key hole surgery under general anesthetic back in the mid 90's.
The second was a day patient thing two years ago, technology has advanced. Just numbed my groin and went in there with a couple of needles and a camera. Was done in what seemed like 30 Minutes.
Don't take long to grow back to full forest mode but you'll endure excruciating itching where people will suspect you've caught something untoward. |  | | |
| Hernia! on 14:45 - Oct 24 with 3590 views | westberksr |
| Hernia! on 14:28 - Oct 24 by Toast_R |
Had a couple of those in the last 10 years, started as a dull ache in the happy sacks, first time was an over night job with key hole surgery under general anesthetic back in the mid 90's.
The second was a day patient thing two years ago, technology has advanced. Just numbed my groin and went in there with a couple of needles and a camera. Was done in what seemed like 30 Minutes.
Don't take long to grow back to full forest mode but you'll endure excruciating itching where people will suspect you've caught something untoward. |
the most surprising bit was when in post op I neede a scratch and discovered my lack of plummage and came out with a handful of shaved pubes and a surgical glove! no brushing away of the trimmings on the NHS....
just hope the other glove isn't inside | | | |
| Hernia! on 15:15 - Oct 24 with 3562 views | Toast_R |
They probably bag it up and sell it on, Borat style | | | |
| Hernia! on 15:22 - Oct 24 with 3550 views | hopphoops |
Use Veet and let us know how it went  |  |
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| Hernia! on 15:24 - Oct 24 with 3542 views | oohmewhisky |
What kind of hernia was it?
Just interested cos i've just been booked in to have one done myself. Heard some horror stories of people having excrutiating pain afterwards etc, but i'm sure that's just the 0.1% minority.
Did they do it keyhole or open? |  | | |
| Hernia! on 15:39 - Oct 24 with 3522 views | westberksr |
| Hernia! on 15:24 - Oct 24 by oohmewhisky |
What kind of hernia was it?
Just interested cos i've just been booked in to have one done myself. Heard some horror stories of people having excrutiating pain afterwards etc, but i'm sure that's just the 0.1% minority.
Did they do it keyhole or open? |
being a kind soul and not wanting to scare you i'll not over dramatise this; it's been a piece of piss so far tbh.
the hernia itself was quite minor and of the inguinal (sp) variety. was brought on through sports rather than being a fat bstard and the doctor didn't even pick it up but the physio did; she referred to it as a 'gilmore groin' which is the tear/hernia attributed to lots of football, rugby and hockey injuries. basically where the pipework from nad to knob goes through the muscle wall it creates a tear. this caused a small hernia to also develop.
mine was done by keyhole (as far as i'm aware)
got to Swindon at 8am; knocked out by 8.30 ish and woken up with a cup of tea at 9.45am. was advised of all the potential risks (lost bollox, nerves cut, excrutiating pain, etc) but so far feel a bit of a fraud sat here doing f'all. (guarantee i'll be in agony when the meds wear off now!) | | | |
| Hernia! on 15:55 - Oct 24 with 3502 views | oohmewhisky |
| Hernia! on 15:39 - Oct 24 by westberksr |
being a kind soul and not wanting to scare you i'll not over dramatise this; it's been a piece of piss so far tbh.
the hernia itself was quite minor and of the inguinal (sp) variety. was brought on through sports rather than being a fat bstard and the doctor didn't even pick it up but the physio did; she referred to it as a 'gilmore groin' which is the tear/hernia attributed to lots of football, rugby and hockey injuries. basically where the pipework from nad to knob goes through the muscle wall it creates a tear. this caused a small hernia to also develop.
mine was done by keyhole (as far as i'm aware)
got to Swindon at 8am; knocked out by 8.30 ish and woken up with a cup of tea at 9.45am. was advised of all the potential risks (lost bollox, nerves cut, excrutiating pain, etc) but so far feel a bit of a fraud sat here doing f'all. (guarantee i'll be in agony when the meds wear off now!) |
same as mine then, so hopefully i'll be sat on my backside doing nothing for a week with no pain but a bloody good excuse :) | | | |
| Hernia! on 16:00 - Oct 24 with 3497 views | westberksr |
| Hernia! on 15:55 - Oct 24 by oohmewhisky |
same as mine then, so hopefully i'll be sat on my backside doing nothing for a week with no pain but a bloody good excuse :) |
although with hindsight the pain meds might be stronger than i thought as i've just reported myself to Clive as an abusive poster  | | | |
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| Hernia! on 16:20 - Oct 24 with 3469 views | dubaistu |
If it makes your old chap look bigger, keep it all off. The missus might prefer it too? To the OP, take it all off, do your balls and your slip way too, veet works wonders, just don't leave it on too long.
I had a hernia operation in the 90's and it was ruff, to "expel" the general anesthetic you have to cough it out which wasn't pleasant. |  | | |
| Hernia! on 16:28 - Oct 24 with 3457 views | Sudbury_Hill_R |
| Hernia! on 14:45 - Oct 24 by westberksr |
the most surprising bit was when in post op I neede a scratch and discovered my lack of plummage and came out with a handful of shaved pubes and a surgical glove! no brushing away of the trimmings on the NHS....
just hope the other glove isn't inside |
Slight digression but a few years ago a mate (not me honest) had 'the snip'.
Couple years later he divorced and met a younger woman who wanted to have kids. So three weeks before his second marriage he decides to have the snip reversed. According to the hospital it all went well, but he was in tears with pain even to the extent the wedding was ruined as his movement was restricted.
Couple of days after the wedding he returned to hospital and they did an x-ray, decided to open him up again and found that they'd left a cotton swab in his ball bag.
Worse part was, the reversal didn't work either. |  | | |
| Hernia! on 16:32 - Oct 24 with 3450 views | westberksr |
| Hernia! on 16:20 - Oct 24 by dubaistu |
If it makes your old chap look bigger, keep it all off. The missus might prefer it too? To the OP, take it all off, do your balls and your slip way too, veet works wonders, just don't leave it on too long.
I had a hernia operation in the 90's and it was ruff, to "expel" the general anesthetic you have to cough it out which wasn't pleasant. |
crikey, that sounds about one step up from using leeches!
todger looks a bit like a bit of left over plucked chicken at the moment so i'm not sure Veet is the answer (and i have read the reviews  )
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_cr_hist_all?ie=UTF8&sh
to remind those that think it might be a good idea! | | | |
| Hernia! on 16:33 - Oct 24 with 3446 views | dubaistu |
| Hernia! on 16:28 - Oct 24 by Sudbury_Hill_R |
Slight digression but a few years ago a mate (not me honest) had 'the snip'.
Couple years later he divorced and met a younger woman who wanted to have kids. So three weeks before his second marriage he decides to have the snip reversed. According to the hospital it all went well, but he was in tears with pain even to the extent the wedding was ruined as his movement was restricted.
Couple of days after the wedding he returned to hospital and they did an x-ray, decided to open him up again and found that they'd left a cotton swab in his ball bag.
Worse part was, the reversal didn't work either. |
Is she fit? Does she still want kids???? You know where this is going.......... | | | |
| Hernia! on 17:31 - Oct 24 with 3369 views | ted_hendrix |
Enough already. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Hernia! on 17:43 - Oct 24 with 3361 views | westberksr |
| Hernia! on 17:31 - Oct 24 by ted_hendrix |
Enough already. |
come on Ted; are you a veeter, plucker or a full growth kinda guy 
as one of the elders, you should be the font of knowledge for all on here that respect your 'worldliness'. | | | |
| Hernia! on 17:49 - Oct 24 with 3347 views | scot1963 |
| Hernia! on 17:43 - Oct 24 by westberksr |
come on Ted; are you a veeter, plucker or a full growth kinda guy
as one of the elders, you should be the font of knowledge for all on here that respect your 'worldliness'. |
Show some respect!
(reckon he's old school, matching collar and cuffs  ) |  | | |
| Hernia! on 10:36 - Oct 25 with 3202 views | toboboly |
If you have a steady hand use a cut throat razor and some soap. Think of it as an extreme sport ala base jumping. |  |
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| Hernia! on 11:31 - Oct 25 with 3174 views | isawqpratwcity |
A 'friend of mine' had to have a haemarrhoid (sp?) op. The male nurse, a Scot, was having trouble because the patient wouldn't unclench.
"Look, I'm jus' tryin' to do ma job," he said, "it ain't no f*ckin' party for me, either, pal!" |  |
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| Hernia! on 11:36 - Oct 25 with 3169 views | westberksr |
just thinking that the next obstacle to get over is having a dump!
i suspect that might cause me a bit of grief, usually regular as clockwork but in no rush to perform that particular act as i think it's going to bring a tear to my eye 
wife has those pills that 'softens' issues so popping a few of those to help ease matters  | | | |
| Hernia! on 11:46 - Oct 25 with 3167 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Not at all gruesome. Carry on everyone. |  |
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| Hernia! on 12:27 - Oct 25 with 3153 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Hernia! on 11:46 - Oct 25 by BrianMcCarthy |
Not at all gruesome. Carry on everyone. |
Fingers in ears. "La la la la..." | |
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