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QPR Dinner Party 09:46 - Mar 16 with 3768 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Don’t think this has been done before.

Fantasy QPR Dinner Party

Former or Current, Alive or Dead:

1 x Manager
3 x Players
1 x Fan
1 x Non QPR person
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QPR Dinner Party on 09:49 - Mar 16 with 2988 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

For me:

Ian Holloway

Marc Bircham
Stan Bowles
Sinclair Armstrong

Mick Jones

Kathy Burke
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 9:50]
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QPR Dinner Party on 10:03 - Mar 16 with 2938 viewsBrianMcCarthy

1 x Manager - Sexton
3 x Players - Venables, Bowles and Wilkins
1 x Fan - my sister, Debs
1 x Non QPR person - Cryuff
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 10:19]

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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QPR Dinner Party on 10:14 - Mar 16 with 2900 viewsRs_Holy

1 x Manager - Neil Warnock
3 x Players - Marc Bircham, Alan McDonald, Terence Frederick Venables
1 x Fan - Robert Elms
1 x Non QPR person - Keith Floyd
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QPR Dinner Party on 10:24 - Mar 16 with 2845 viewsStanisgod

Ollie
Stan, Shanks, Venners
Pete Doherty
Oliver Reed.

What a night!!

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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QPR Dinner Party on 10:31 - Mar 16 with 2838 viewsngbqpr

1 x Manager - Paul Hart
3 x Players - Jose Bosingwa, Joey Barton, Mark Hateley
1 x Fan - Toby Young
1 x Non QPR person - Nigel Farage

Starter: soup (pi$$ed in)
Main: tempting looking curry with more chillis hidden in it than any man could handle
Dessert: dog$hit cunningly disguised as chocolate ice cream

Ambience
Do it in winter with the heating 'broken'
Arrange for the neighbours to play banging gabber music for the duration
Have a friend positioned by the fuseboard to turn the lights off every 15 minutes

Poll: Best hug a stranger / fall down five rows / 'limbs' late goals this season

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QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 with 2821 viewsdmm

Ian Holloway
Marsh, Francis, Thomas
Danny Paddox
Jesus Christ
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QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 with 2821 viewsBrianMcCarthy

QPR Dinner Party on 10:31 - Mar 16 by ngbqpr

1 x Manager - Paul Hart
3 x Players - Jose Bosingwa, Joey Barton, Mark Hateley
1 x Fan - Toby Young
1 x Non QPR person - Nigel Farage

Starter: soup (pi$$ed in)
Main: tempting looking curry with more chillis hidden in it than any man could handle
Dessert: dog$hit cunningly disguised as chocolate ice cream

Ambience
Do it in winter with the heating 'broken'
Arrange for the neighbours to play banging gabber music for the duration
Have a friend positioned by the fuseboard to turn the lights off every 15 minutes



"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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QPR Dinner Party on 11:51 - Mar 16 with 2728 viewsloftus77

QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 by dmm

Ian Holloway
Marsh, Francis, Thomas
Danny Paddox
Jesus Christ


Not getting religious, but is/was He a non-QPR person then?!
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 11:51]
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QPR Dinner Party on 12:05 - Mar 16 with 2687 viewsDiscodroids

Manager: Mark Hughes
Players: David wheeler, armand Traore, Jordon Mutch 
QPR Celeb: Stuart Hazeldine
Non QPR: Owen Jones

Starter : Eton Mess  made with extra Palm Oil . Then More Palm Oil.

Dinner: Wetherspoons meatfeast all day breakfast bathed in unethical Nitrates harvested from suckling pigs and cooked on a woodburning stove. Pint of Carling.

Dessert : Provocative union jack logo embossed  custard creams encased in injection moulded thermostatic plastic that bio degrades over 4 million years

Background Music:  the hydraulic fracturing of National Trust Sites .
The drilling would be powered by the sawtooth waves of virtuous hand wringing of Islington fabian society members at their bake-a-cake fundraisers for Refugees to be housed in Manor Park, East London.

The Venue, A slum flat above a paddy power bookies in green street, upton park .

Entertainment: Dinner guests can listen to the 7th century religious homophobic zealotry wailing from a blood-line shah jalal cleric on a Fatwa stall, screaming into the void in front of Queens road market bushmeat stalls and admire the stunning vista of whole bloody dead sheep being sold on bits of carpet underlay by a bloke in flip flops.

Drugs: Plenty of Khat alkaloid being sold on street corners.

hors d'oeuvres : a Marigold w ank from a Sofia Brass with full blown AIDS outside newham council rent office.

Failing that anything by Morrissey as a soundtrack.

Only Joking squire,

Terry Venables
Gerry Francis, Kevin Gallen, Stan
David 'kid'Pension

Peter cook
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 17:11]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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QPR Dinner Party on 12:34 - Mar 16 with 2627 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

QPR Dinner Party on 11:51 - Mar 16 by loftus77

Not getting religious, but is/was He a non-QPR person then?!
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 11:51]


His old man definitely isn’t a fan
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QPR Dinner Party on 12:44 - Mar 16 with 2605 viewsdmm

QPR Dinner Party on 11:51 - Mar 16 by loftus77

Not getting religious, but is/was He a non-QPR person then?!
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 11:51]


Definitely a non QPR person. He was more into local politics than football. I've always wanted to ask him whether he was a member of the People's Front of Judea or the Judean People's Front.
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QPR Dinner Party on 12:51 - Mar 16 with 2583 viewsloftus77

QPR Dinner Party on 12:44 - Mar 16 by dmm

Definitely a non QPR person. He was more into local politics than football. I've always wanted to ask him whether he was a member of the People's Front of Judea or the Judean People's Front.


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QPR Dinner Party on 13:17 - Mar 16 with 2522 viewsRanger_1969

Neil Warnock

Terry Venables
Phil Parkes
Ian Holloway

Chloe Kelly
Debbie Harry

Got to have a bit of female company....!
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QPR Dinner Party on 13:45 - Mar 16 with 2493 viewsQPRSteve

Ian Holloway
Alan MacDonald
Danny Shittu
Mark Dennis
Danny Cipriani

Non QPR and the main course: John Terry
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QPR Dinner Party on 13:49 - Mar 16 with 2467 viewsMrSheen

QPR Dinner Party on 10:31 - Mar 16 by ngbqpr

1 x Manager - Paul Hart
3 x Players - Jose Bosingwa, Joey Barton, Mark Hateley
1 x Fan - Toby Young
1 x Non QPR person - Nigel Farage

Starter: soup (pi$$ed in)
Main: tempting looking curry with more chillis hidden in it than any man could handle
Dessert: dog$hit cunningly disguised as chocolate ice cream

Ambience
Do it in winter with the heating 'broken'
Arrange for the neighbours to play banging gabber music for the duration
Have a friend positioned by the fuseboard to turn the lights off every 15 minutes


Slight flaw...aren't you supposed to be there too?
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QPR Dinner Party on 13:57 - Mar 16 with 2450 viewsngbqpr

QPR Dinner Party on 13:49 - Mar 16 by MrSheen

Slight flaw...aren't you supposed to be there too?


....yeh, piSSing in the soup, checking the reaction to the chillis, smiling inwardly as the lights go off and the gabber gets louder...feigning innocence while enjoying a night's work well done

Poll: Best hug a stranger / fall down five rows / 'limbs' late goals this season

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QPR Dinner Party on 13:59 - Mar 16 with 2449 viewsHantsR

Victoria Coren - I'll maybe think about the others...
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QPR Dinner Party on 14:06 - Mar 16 with 2424 viewsLogman

Tommy Docherty

Clarke Carlisle, Gareth Ainsworth, Ian Holloway

Dorse

Suzy Izzard
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 14:07]
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QPR Dinner Party on 14:38 - Mar 16 with 2385 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Terry Venables

E. H. Linton
Terry Mancini
Bobby Zamora

David Rowe (Singapore Dave/Brian’s son)

Keith Floyd

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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QPR Dinner Party on 15:32 - Mar 16 with 2326 viewsWokingR

Holloway

Faurlin, Derry, Mackie

Clive - as a thank you for everything and I know he'd try to take Ale home.

Jeremy Clarkson - because he has an opinion on everything.
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QPR Dinner Party on 15:44 - Mar 16 with 2301 viewsterryb

Gordon Jago

Ale Faurlin, Gary Waddock & Mick Leach

Not saying so as to avoid upsetting them!

Martin Luther King Jnr. Complete with his "I had a Dream" speech, modified for the rise of our club!
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QPR Dinner Party on 17:09 - Mar 16 with 2203 viewsDiscodroids

QPR Dinner Party on 12:05 - Mar 16 by Discodroids

Manager: Mark Hughes
Players: David wheeler, armand Traore, Jordon Mutch 
QPR Celeb: Stuart Hazeldine
Non QPR: Owen Jones

Starter : Eton Mess  made with extra Palm Oil . Then More Palm Oil.

Dinner: Wetherspoons meatfeast all day breakfast bathed in unethical Nitrates harvested from suckling pigs and cooked on a woodburning stove. Pint of Carling.

Dessert : Provocative union jack logo embossed  custard creams encased in injection moulded thermostatic plastic that bio degrades over 4 million years

Background Music:  the hydraulic fracturing of National Trust Sites .
The drilling would be powered by the sawtooth waves of virtuous hand wringing of Islington fabian society members at their bake-a-cake fundraisers for Refugees to be housed in Manor Park, East London.

The Venue, A slum flat above a paddy power bookies in green street, upton park .

Entertainment: Dinner guests can listen to the 7th century religious homophobic zealotry wailing from a blood-line shah jalal cleric on a Fatwa stall, screaming into the void in front of Queens road market bushmeat stalls and admire the stunning vista of whole bloody dead sheep being sold on bits of carpet underlay by a bloke in flip flops.

Drugs: Plenty of Khat alkaloid being sold on street corners.

hors d'oeuvres : a Marigold w ank from a Sofia Brass with full blown AIDS outside newham council rent office.

Failing that anything by Morrissey as a soundtrack.

Only Joking squire,

Terry Venables
Gerry Francis, Kevin Gallen, Stan
David 'kid'Pension

Peter cook
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 17:11]


I've slung Peter Cook out for Mica Paris in blake sevens servalan's thigh high warm leatherette boots.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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QPR Dinner Party on 18:11 - Mar 16 with 2127 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Good thread!

Gerry Francis

Gary Bannister
Ray Wilkins
Simon Stainrod

My Dad

Professor Brian Cox to explain black holes and space/time in a way I could kind of understand.
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QPR Dinner Party on 18:12 - Mar 16 with 2116 viewsPunteR

QPR Dinner Party on 10:35 - Mar 16 by dmm

Ian Holloway
Marsh, Francis, Thomas
Danny Paddox
Jesus Christ


I see what youve done there. Water into wine.. Clever.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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QPR Dinner Party on 19:41 - Mar 16 with 2051 viewsPlanetHonneywood

QPR Dinner Party on 15:44 - Mar 16 by terryb

Gordon Jago

Ale Faurlin, Gary Waddock & Mick Leach

Not saying so as to avoid upsetting them!

Martin Luther King Jnr. Complete with his "I had a Dream" speech, modified for the rise of our club!


I was going to go for MLK, but he was Rangers. It’s why I couldn’t pick Mandela, Gandhi, Ho Chi Minh or the Dalai Lama either.

King used to drink in the Smuts if memory serves, and Uncle Ho in the Drayton Court in West Ealing. Top faces back in the day.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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