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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 491303 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 15:25 - May 4 with 3740 viewsPinnerPaul

Random irritations.. on 15:19 - May 4 by izlingtonhoop

premier league bigbollox.

This morning on five, chris latchem said, a supporter himself, said the seasonal town of Bournemouth needs Premier league football to bring the money in. I'm paraphrasing.

Average attendance 18-19: 10532
Average attendance 21-22: 9,585

Either, 1. those 1000 extra Premier league fans spend enough to keep a seaside town afloat during the winter.

Or 2. Premier league fans bring in a lot more money than championship fans - bearing in mind 80+% of them are going to be exactly the same (home) fans.

Or 3. Bulllshit


Maybe trying to deflect from the fact that Bournemouth FC actually need a Russian to 'bring the money in'
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Random irritations.. on 15:58 - Sep 10 with 3341 viewsR_from_afar

Chelsea branded Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate on sale in a post office!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 17:50 - Sep 10 with 3275 viewsJuzzie

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Things that get on your pips! by RangersDave 7 Sep 2022 21:01
David Beckham, pimping himself out to Quatar to extol the virtues of visiting that sand pit!

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Random irritations.. on 01:06 - Sep 23 with 4602 viewsjohncharles

Random irritations.. on 08:53 - May 2 by stevec

I just googled ‘Dominator’ as you do first thing in the morning and found myself looking at tractors and combine harvesters.

Has the world gone mad?


What, No Norton ?

Strong and stable my arse.

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Random irritations.. on 10:50 - Sep 23 with 4460 viewsjohncharles

Why is everything “incredible” these days. Everything from pictures from the Hubble space telescope to a bacon roll from Greggs is incredible.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Random irritations.. on 10:55 - Sep 23 with 4438 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 10:50 - Sep 23 by johncharles

Why is everything “incredible” these days. Everything from pictures from the Hubble space telescope to a bacon roll from Greggs is incredible.


nuanced

That's another one

And the obvious crack about Greggs is: drop the cr, but I don't mind Greggs...
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Random irritations.. on 10:55 - Sep 23 with 4434 viewsWokingR

Random irritations.. on 10:50 - Sep 23 by johncharles

Why is everything “incredible” these days. Everything from pictures from the Hubble space telescope to a bacon roll from Greggs is incredible.


To be fair though, the bacon rolls from Greggs are pretty good.
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Random irritations.. on 11:05 - Sep 23 with 4416 viewsBrianMcCarthy

People riding those huge bastard motorbikes down my road at six in the morning, and waking dead and alive together.

No way in the world does a motorbike engine have to sound like a Boeing 747. No way.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Random irritations.. on 12:07 - Sep 23 with 4346 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 11:05 - Sep 23 by BrianMcCarthy

People riding those huge bastard motorbikes down my road at six in the morning, and waking dead and alive together.

No way in the world does a motorbike engine have to sound like a Boeing 747. No way.


Absolutely

And some cars...

...attention seeking bullshit. Surely everybody's grown out of that Clarksonite nonsense now.
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Random irritations.. on 12:47 - Sep 23 with 4310 viewspaulparker

People who pull out on you at junctions and then proceed to go 15mph

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Random irritations.. on 13:45 - Sep 23 with 4255 viewsWatford_Ranger

The ‘mini’ Budget
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Random irritations.. on 15:46 - Sep 23 with 4170 viewsloftboy

Losing my bloody keys somewhere in my house, only got one car key, mrs has gone out meaning I can’t go out as our front door has to be physically locked.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Random irritations.. on 17:50 - Sep 23 with 4063 viewsloftboy

Random irritations.. on 15:46 - Sep 23 by loftboy

Losing my bloody keys somewhere in my house, only got one car key, mrs has gone out meaning I can’t go out as our front door has to be physically locked.


Turned out the mrs had them!

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Random irritations.. on 20:46 - Sep 23 with 3937 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Random irritations.. on 15:46 - Sep 23 by loftboy

Losing my bloody keys somewhere in my house, only got one car key, mrs has gone out meaning I can’t go out as our front door has to be physically locked.


Walking round the house like a prick looking for your glasses which are on your head.
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Random irritations.. on 20:51 - Sep 23 with 3920 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Random irritations.. on 20:46 - Sep 23 by BazzaInTheLoft

Walking round the house like a prick looking for your glasses which are on your head.


Oh, we've all done it!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Random irritations.. on 21:26 - Sep 23 with 3894 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 20:46 - Sep 23 by BazzaInTheLoft

Walking round the house like a prick looking for your glasses which are on your head.


I wash o cold rode this one pimple.
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Random irritations.. on 21:30 - Sep 23 with 3878 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 21:26 - Sep 23 by izlingtonhoop

I wash o cold rode this one pimple.


Eight years ago I started wearing glasses to help me read. Now I can't read without them.

Actually more than a minor irritation...
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Random irritations.. on 21:37 - Sep 23 with 3850 viewseghamranger

Jack Grealish !!!
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Random irritations.. on 13:23 - Sep 25 with 3680 viewsMick_S

Unnecessary crisp flavours. Thai sweet chilli. Bleuuuch.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Random irritations.. on 13:38 - Sep 25 with 3666 viewskensalriser

"Award-winning".

If you've won a Nobel prize, or the Booker prize or the Mercury music prize, or any other actual recognised prize, great. And of course, you're going to tell us which it is. But an anonymous, unnamed, non-specific award? Nope, not having it.

Kensalriser, award winning LfW poster

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Random irritations.. on 21:00 - Sep 25 with 3574 viewsPunteR

Joggers who think if they stop running while mid flow they will probably die or just seize up and no longer have the use of their legs.

You can stop you know..!

Like when running in front of my van at crossings. Or when my dog wants to say hello but then thinks you're playing when you continue to run so runs alongside you causing me to run behind trying to catch you both up..

Also another irritation while we're on subject is other dog owners not picking up their dogs turds. There's loads where we walk the dogs. Its like an assault course for the joggers (and owners trying to catch their dogs)

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Random irritations.. on 19:34 - Dec 7 with 3322 viewsloftboy

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

Probably the most annoying advert ever.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Random irritations.. on 20:26 - Dec 7 with 3253 viewshantssi

Random irritations.. on 19:34 - Dec 7 by loftboy

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

Probably the most annoying advert ever.


Plus 1!
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Random irritations.. on 20:18 - Dec 8 with 3141 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 19:34 - Dec 7 by loftboy

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

Probably the most annoying advert ever.


I'd prefer it if the advert included Tazer, Tazer, Tazer, Tazer.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 23:35 - Dec 8 with 3063 viewszicoshoops

Kim Jong Un, not agreeing to become our Manager.

He’d stick a few Rockets up our lot.

Failure?………… Not an option.

What’s going on?

We should be told

Sort it out
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