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XTC sent me this version during lockdown. I was self-medicating on an early bespoke cure for Covid containing morphine and Jamiesons. At one point I saw a bright shining light and Jesus spoke to me with the words, I am the linesman for Notts County.
Once upon a time whenever I played or watched football and there was a free-kick given outside the box somebody would always say with relish and anticipation, That’s Koeman Country. Must have been a commentator or ex-player co-commentator who coined the phrase but who?
Page is as much a wrong ‘un as Mr. Ye Gadds he just never got caught. A bit like Keegan, Jimmy was given some kind of 1970s curly-haired-based nonce amnesty.
Can you decipher this goal from the transcript of the local hospital radio commentary?
Wor-Jelly receives t’pass side o’pitch but t’lad is running back t’ his urn goal. Ner danger fer t’Champions o’Yerup here. Nearly t’half t’time. Might as well get brew on. But by ‘eck what’s this? He’s wriggled past two, and another two. He’s twisting and turning like our kids ferret in t’drainpipe. Haddock, Batty, Wazzock, and Janet Krankie all left fer dead. Unleashes t’right foot shot from outside t’box. Well I’ll go t’foot o’stairs. It’s t’ bloody equaliser! Disgraceful defending. Jack Charlton would have never have let that happen - t’lad would’ve been in plaster o’paris by now. Wor-Jelly 2-2. Get t’fookin brew on!
In his parquet-floored cell Christian Nourry, a mere 30 years old, sips a glass of Puligny-Montrachet Premier Cru, and gazes through the windows of the open prison which lets in both a generous light and a splendid view of the city of Montevideo below.
“You know they used to call me Kim-Jong Nourry. It all seems so innocent now”, the ever so slightly tousle-haired Nourry mused.
But when allegations of extreme practices bent and twisted came to light his new soubriquet became simply Nourry Geller.
“I’ll admit a few loopholes have been worked on and teased but here we are with two World Club Championship titles under our belt. There’s been a lot of speculation. A lot of fuss over nothing but it’s not as if anyone’s been killed. Let me repeat there’s no proof anyone’s been killed”
As well as the phenomenal on-field success achieved by Queens Park Rangers, Nourry is also proud of the immense revenue he has helped bring to the club.
“Our unique streamed-hologram match day package reaches every corner of the globe” He purred. “And there’s also the 80,000 capacity Subterranean Stadium”
Nourry continued, “We’ve come a long way in the past four years but it’s important we stay humble. “I said recently to club legend and centre-forward, Žan Celar after he picked up the European Golden Boot award … “
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