| 2100 + 21:03 - Sep 15 with 13269 views | PDIDDY |
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| 2100 + on 20:32 - Sep 16 with 1367 views | PDIDDY |
| 2100 + on 15:21 - Sep 16 by TTNYear |
I'm not arsed tbf. Because I once was. And as Sutty says I now pays me money and just watch the football. The days of giving input are long gone. It has reduced the blood pressure.
Not arsed with Diddy either. How he's not been fired off is a mystery. Dull, humourless, tiresome, are some of the words that spring to mind. He reminds me of a certain poster who was banned here sometime ago who hijacked threads and posted just to get a rise out of people. I just want him to be funny. This, he is not. |
Don't get it, I posted a new thread and you lot made it into a two pager  | |
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| 2100 + on 20:48 - Sep 16 with 1336 views | TTNYear |
| 2100 + on 20:32 - Sep 16 by PDIDDY |
Don't get it, I posted a new thread and you lot made it into a two pager |
It's not your fault Didds, you just don't know your tedious. |  |
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| 2100 + on 20:48 - Sep 16 with 1336 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| 2100 + on 20:11 - Sep 16 by PDIDDY |
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Nice riposte Puff. Had to steady myself and ponder my next move like a chess grandmaster. Anyway, when I was younger I didn't want to be a wannabe hoolie like you. I was never very good at putting my arms out and gesturing people over to me from a distance as if to want to fight them but really having no intention of fighting them and then lying about the fact that you had conquered a geographical area in which the people you pretended you want to fight were.
I've thought long and hard as to why I wasn't particularly good at that and the conclusion I've drawn is that it was probably because I had a girlfriend. Not like your one, a proper one. Don't get me wrong Puff you can only work with what you've got. Some people like to spend time with women who are a KFC away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis, but I imagine it makes you angrier than most. Is that why you wanted to be a hoolie? Did the marriage calm you down and did you get any cake? |  |
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| 2100 + on 20:54 - Sep 16 with 1318 views | PDIDDY |
| 2100 + on 20:48 - Sep 16 by BigDaveMyCock |
Nice riposte Puff. Had to steady myself and ponder my next move like a chess grandmaster. Anyway, when I was younger I didn't want to be a wannabe hoolie like you. I was never very good at putting my arms out and gesturing people over to me from a distance as if to want to fight them but really having no intention of fighting them and then lying about the fact that you had conquered a geographical area in which the people you pretended you want to fight were.
I've thought long and hard as to why I wasn't particularly good at that and the conclusion I've drawn is that it was probably because I had a girlfriend. Not like your one, a proper one. Don't get me wrong Puff you can only work with what you've got. Some people like to spend time with women who are a KFC away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis, but I imagine it makes you angrier than most. Is that why you wanted to be a hoolie? Did the marriage calm you down and did you get any cake? |
Bdmc, when have you seen me gesturing with open arms? That would difficult as cant out stretch my left arm,so try again | |
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| 2100 + on 21:09 - Sep 16 with 1297 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| 2100 + on 20:54 - Sep 16 by PDIDDY |
Bdmc, when have you seen me gesturing with open arms? That would difficult as cant out stretch my left arm,so try again |
Ahhhhh, so now we know the derivation (look it up) of all this, you're arm deficient. Can you not do the 'Y' and 'A' from YMCA. I feel sorry for you now. | |
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| 2100 + on 21:23 - Sep 16 with 1276 views | PDIDDY |
| 2100 + on 21:09 - Sep 16 by BigDaveMyCock |
Ahhhhh, so now we know the derivation (look it up) of all this, you're arm deficient. Can you not do the 'Y' and 'A' from YMCA. I feel sorry for you now. |
I'd be knackered if I was a lollipop man  | |
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| 2100 + on 21:32 - Sep 16 with 1255 views | judd |
| 2100 + on 21:30 - Sep 16 by BigDaveMyCock |
No, you'd be knackered if you had to row anywhere, if you had to direct aircraft, if you had to lead a Mexican Wave, swim in a straight line, play in goal, play basket ball with any balance, be Diego Maradona circa 1986, play guitar, play double bass and vvank two giraffes.
I think it's marvellous what you lot achieved in the special Olympics thingy they let you have. You must hate that South African for killing his missus he's made you lot look crap hasn't he? [Post edited 16 Sep 2013 21:42]
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That giraffe thing he does one at a time. |  |
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| 2100 + on 21:32 - Sep 16 with 1251 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| 2100 + on 21:32 - Sep 16 by judd |
That giraffe thing he does one at a time. |
The dirty fooker. | |
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| 2100 + on 21:45 - Sep 16 with 1225 views | BigDaveMyCock |
On a positive note Puff all those stood with you on their left probably think you look normal. | |
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