| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:06 - Sep 25 with 4257 views | Gloucs_R |
Just been told that Fulhams top boy is ready and waiting
and that the rest of their firm are fully tooled up...
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:14 - Sep 25 with 4235 views | johncharles |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 14:41 - Sep 25 by westberksr |
the Fulham WAGS were excitedly making their way to the ground after a spiffingly scrumptious afternoon tea |
One wonders if one should get them out for the lads ? |  |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:44 - Sep 25 with 4184 views | headhoops |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 14:52 - Sep 25 by Konk |
Don't worry mate, the club are on top of things. Plastic cutlery and beakers in the Directors box tonight. The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet and the cut glass crystal's been boxed up and stored in a stockroom. We lost fourteen door handles and a half the lead off the Johnny Haynes stand last time your lot visited. |
'The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet'
plenty of room in that trophy cabinet eh Konk?
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:47 - Sep 25 with 4177 views | Konk |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:44 - Sep 25 by headhoops |
'The silverware's been hidden in the Trophy cabinet'
plenty of room in that trophy cabinet eh Konk?
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Ahem...
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:57 - Sep 25 with 4145 views | DevonWhite |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:47 - Sep 25 by Konk |
Ahem...
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Can't believe you've not mentioned being Auto Windscreen Southern-Area semi-finalists in 1994. Officially listed in the Fulham honours in the match day programme at one point. Massive. |  | | |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 16:01 - Sep 25 with 4137 views | themodfather |
it's already going off large down there...tops are coming off the pimm's and the corks are flying everywhere....be careful,be very careful. | | | |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 16:18 - Sep 25 with 4103 views | Mytch_QPR |
Less than 4 hours to kick-off and now it's starting to get a bit personal.
With Konk being a ringleader in the Hammersmith End (sponsored by Tanqueray Gin), its the banners that worry me. The 'Mark Hughes Lacks Ambition' banner caused no end of psychological damage to manager and team and I suspect Konk may have been the mastermind behind this.
I fear a direct attack on our manager again: "Chris Ramsey Lacks Hair / Tactical Nous / The Full Backing Of The Board Of Directors" - or something like that. |  |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 16:57 - Sep 25 with 4049 views | johncharles |
The Golden Gloves has sold out of Bollinger [Post edited 25 Sep 2015 16:58]
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 16:57 - Sep 25 with 4049 views | Dorse |
'Oh West London,
Is wonderful (so wonderful)
Oh West London
Is wonderful (a place of wonder)
It's full of Pimms, foie gras and
Artisan bakers (for soda bread)
Oh West London is wonderful!' |  |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:01 - Sep 25 with 4033 views | Hunterhoop |
Great thread! Well done, Dorse! Although I can't help but feeling you haven't had the most productive of afternoons... |  | | |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:17 - Sep 25 with 4013 views | Konk |
I'm sorry to report that there was a woman in a Rangers shirt sat opposite me, picking her nose on my way across to Hammersmith. She tried to pass it off as a scratch, but was blatantly having a root around. It was terrible. You don't get that sort of thing down the Cottage. | |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:28 - Sep 25 with 3995 views | FredManRave |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:17 - Sep 25 by Konk |
I'm sorry to report that there was a woman in a Rangers shirt sat opposite me, picking her nose on my way across to Hammersmith. She tried to pass it off as a scratch, but was blatantly having a root around. It was terrible. You don't get that sort of thing down the Cottage. |
Are you sure she wasn't giving you the finger, Konk?! |  |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:57 - Sep 25 with 3949 views | terryb |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:01 - Sep 25 by Hunterhoop |
Great thread! Well done, Dorse! Although I can't help but feeling you haven't had the most productive of afternoons... |
Dorse producing this thread was far more productive than anything I've done at work today!
Even the lunchtime beer tasted orf!
One of the funniest threads I can recall.
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| Fulham - trouble in store (n/t) on 18:09 - Sep 25 with 3923 views | johncharles |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 17:17 - Sep 25 by Konk |
I'm sorry to report that there was a woman in a Rangers shirt sat opposite me, picking her nose on my way across to Hammersmith. She tried to pass it off as a scratch, but was blatantly having a root around. It was terrible. You don't get that sort of thing down the Cottage. |
She was picking a winner - THE winner. [Post edited 25 Sep 2015 18:11]
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| Fulham - trouble in store (n/t) on 18:33 - Sep 25 with 3893 views | Dorse |
| Fulham - trouble in store (n/t) on 18:09 - Sep 25 by johncharles |
She was picking a winner - THE winner. [Post edited 25 Sep 2015 18:11]
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She can't be... Toxteth O'Grady, can she? | |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 21:38 - Sep 25 with 3676 views | Dorse |
Well, that result has ruined an otherwise damned fine thread.
Good on yer, Konk. | |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 07:57 - Feb 12 with 3390 views | Dorse |
Had such a laugh at this one - thought it needed a second airing. | |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 08:05 - Feb 12 with 3385 views | londonscottish |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 07:57 - Feb 12 by Dorse |
Had such a laugh at this one - thought it needed a second airing. |
I say my fellow, are you looking at one? Are you?
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 12:47 - Feb 12 with 3174 views | themodfather |
loved the harry enfield clip, they did a similar one about L is for lice....remember there's an "L" in fulham, fulham have lice! | | | |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 12:56 - Feb 12 with 3149 views | 1BobbyHazell |
Having only been able to secure tickets in the home end in a place the locals call 'R block', it was perhaps a little optimistically that Rupert, Miles and Jezza thought that their 'no topper, no cane' sartorial rule would assure assimilation success.
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 13:01 - Feb 12 with 3140 views | londonscottish |
Sounds like their firm is planning to turn up at the Bok
But be careful - they'll probably be dressed in their casual gear to try to blend in
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 13:23 - Feb 12 with 3069 views | jamois |
| Fulham - trouble in store on 07:57 - Feb 12 by Dorse |
Had such a laugh at this one - thought it needed a second airing. |
Aye well done Dorse,top work, has got me chuckling.
Ah, there comes your boy Dembele with the hot cocoa. Now where's the bloody ball gone? |  |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 13:56 - Feb 12 with 3010 views | Dorse |
Notices:
Fulham Association Football Club is proud to introduce Giles, Binky, Miles (seated), Monty and Tim 'Fcukbadger' Ring-Binder, who will be making their debut at Lofthouse Park Road this Saturday at 3PM. Well wishers may be received afterward at the Debutants' Ball, to be held in The Hoorah Club (Black Tie). | |
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 14:10 - Feb 12 with 2981 views | paulparker |
Fulhams ICC , (Inter Cotswalds Crew) plot up early on QPR's manor , |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Fulham - trouble in store on 15:21 - Feb 12 with 2888 views | Konk |
Taken from the Rangers’ site: http://www.qpr.co.uk/documents/c-club-matchday-package-15.1664-2873668.pdf
The C Club
The jewel in QPR’s crown, the C Club combines all the prestige of a workhouse canteen with the excitement and passion that only football can deliver. Whether for business or pleasure, the C Club canteen is perfect for those seeking the ultimate non-exclusive QPR Proletarian match day experience. With the cheapest seats in the world, a personalised service and food scavenged from the bins round the back of Asda, you will find the C Club offers a working class experience for all QPR supporters, whether you're an Accountant in Pinner or a Currency Trader in Notting Hill.
Included:
- Cramped, wooden bench seating in the bowels of the stadium
- Four course subsistence dining — stale white bread, stale brown bread, a doughnut and a banana that's on the turn (subject to availability)
- VIP Priority boarding bus stop access
- Half time refreshments of Tizer and McCain's oven pizza
All fixtures - £4.95*
Please welcome official matchday mascot, Jack Acton from Holland Park. When he’s not sweeping chimneys, impoverished Jack attends Latymer school and enjoys rolling an old car tyre round in the street outside the £1.5m townhouse he shares with Mum, Dad and brother Henry. We hope that Jack can put the grinding misery of his daily life behind him and enjoy the opportunity to run round on some grass out in the fresh air. #wertogether
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