| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 474810 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 12:43 - Jul 6 with 5472 views | loftboy |
Just stopped off at a petrol station on the A14 for a piss, bloke in th eject urinal walks out without washing his hands, straight into the M + S shop and touched the food, dirty bastard. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:25 - Jul 6 with 5365 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 12:43 - Jul 6 by loftboy |
Just stopped off at a petrol station on the A14 for a piss, bloke in th eject urinal walks out without washing his hands, straight into the M + S shop and touched the food, dirty bastard. |
Same at work (when I used to be in the building). People dressed immaculately, hair immaculate, expensive watches etc. take a pee or poo and walk straight out. Then touching door handles, fridges, kettles, shaking hands etc. Both men and women.
One thing you'd think this whole sorry 18 months has taught people is to WASH YOUR FKING HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE TOILET, but no. Absolute filth.
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| Random irritations.. on 10:32 - Jul 25 with 5196 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
M&S Coronation Chicken Scotch Egg. The fiends... |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:37 - Aug 5 with 4996 views | Esox_Lucius |
Any SM post that starts with "I can't believe this stunner/ little beauty is going to be (n) months/ years old today, where did the time go?" Nearly as bad as "He(She) is 22 months old" They're nearly 2 would have been more than sufficient. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 16:04 - Aug 5 with 4958 views | ted_hendrix |
Wayne f ucking Rooney, everywhere, he's bloody everywhere I look there he is again a picture of his mugshot.
F uck off.
Take Markle Meghan with you too, might be Meghan Markle-who give a flying turnip anyway. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:36 - Sep 8 with 4760 views | Juzzie |
Football commentators using naff ‘trendy’ terminology;
“He kept it alive” - yeah, he stopped it going off for a goal kick
“He’s recycled the ball” - yeah, another cross came in, what else is he going to do, tamely kick it off for a throw in to the opposition
“He’s done it again” - yes, that’s his job you prick. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 22:07 - Jan 1 with 4486 views | Logman |
We need to resume this thread. The season of goodwill is over and we cannot paper over the shite anymore.
I'll start with Huw Edwards' smug tone when he announces the daily/weekly number of COVID cases on the news. But it could equally apply to Clive Myrie.
I hate having that Newspeak rammed down my neck and whenever I hear him taking joy in announcing the figures I want to go out and anti-socially distance without a mask on. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:51 - Jan 2 with 4366 views | loftboy |
Having to go to work today at 2.00pm (actually that’s a bit more than a random irritation) | |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:36 - Jan 2 with 4322 views | johncharles |
| Random irritations.. on 12:43 - Jul 6 by loftboy |
Just stopped off at a petrol station on the A14 for a piss, bloke in th eject urinal walks out without washing his hands, straight into the M + S shop and touched the food, dirty bastard. |
Lot of ‘em about 🤢 |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:33 - Jan 2 with 4252 views | zicoshoops |
Information required please.
Anyone know who the fella is, on the ads on the Tele?
I’m sure he’s a nice fella and is kind to his old mum, but………..
He’s got a set of white teeth that could dazzle the Sun at midday.
He looks like he’s got more make-up on than my ex-wife. ( trust me, that’s a lot)
His catch phrase is………..’He’s only gone and Cinched it’
Who is he?
I try and move with the times, and try and stay ‘street’ as the youngsters say.
I’ve even got mates that use Aftershave, but…….
I wouldn’t exactly call it an irritation, but…….
Every time I see the ad I find myself muttering…..
‘Are you f@@king sure son?
What’s going on?
We should be told
Sort it out | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:45 - Jan 2 with 4228 views | QPR_Hibs |
| Random irritations.. on 17:33 - Jan 2 by zicoshoops |
Information required please.
Anyone know who the fella is, on the ads on the Tele?
I’m sure he’s a nice fella and is kind to his old mum, but………..
He’s got a set of white teeth that could dazzle the Sun at midday.
He looks like he’s got more make-up on than my ex-wife. ( trust me, that’s a lot)
His catch phrase is………..’He’s only gone and Cinched it’
Who is he?
I try and move with the times, and try and stay ‘street’ as the youngsters say.
I’ve even got mates that use Aftershave, but…….
I wouldn’t exactly call it an irritation, but…….
Every time I see the ad I find myself muttering…..
‘Are you f@@king sure son?
What’s going on?
We should be told
Sort it out |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:41 - Jan 2 with 4172 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Lyndon Dykes tattoo. My god. Where will it end! | |
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| Random irritations.. on 19:16 - Jan 2 with 4139 views | QPRSteve |
Just Eat adverts. What market are they aimed at? Makes me want to kill everyone involved in the manufacture of such shite. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 20:02 - Jan 2 with 4118 views | BrianMcCarthy |
People asking questions they already know the answer to.
"Do you have the forecast?"
"Ya, it's supposed to lash all day"
"Is it?"
"Ya"
"Really?"
"Ya!"
"....serious?"
"Ok, Ok, you've broken me, get me off this polygraph, it's going to be 40 degrees in the shade and we'll all have to wear swimsuits!" |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:07 - Jan 2 with 4114 views | Myke |
| Random irritations.. on 18:41 - Jan 2 by CliveWilsonSaid |
Lyndon Dykes tattoo. My god. Where will it end! |
Have we got the three most tattooed strikers on the planet? - not a rhetorical question Brian! | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:23 - Jan 6 with 3935 views | RamseyR |
Random hand "touching" in sport
Whenever a keeper makes a save or a defender makes an interception or clearance, they all have to "touch hands" Fair enough if it's an absolute worldy, but they do it all the time. That's their fcucking job.
Same in lots of other sports. i.e beach volleyball...after every point they win, two teammates have to touch hands.
I blame the yanks. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 13:38 - Jan 6 with 3903 views | TheChef |
This thread popping up every two to three months. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:08 - Jan 6 with 3869 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
‘Power surges’, do they actually exist? Never had one or known anyone who has. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:45 - Jan 6 with 3835 views | Juzzie |
| Random irritations.. on 14:08 - Jan 6 by CliveWilsonSaid |
‘Power surges’, do they actually exist? Never had one or known anyone who has. |
Usually in the bogs at half-time. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 15:01 - Jan 6 with 3786 views | Boston |
| Random irritations.. on 20:02 - Jan 2 by BrianMcCarthy |
People asking questions they already know the answer to.
"Do you have the forecast?"
"Ya, it's supposed to lash all day"
"Is it?"
"Ya"
"Really?"
"Ya!"
"....serious?"
"Ok, Ok, you've broken me, get me off this polygraph, it's going to be 40 degrees in the shade and we'll all have to wear swimsuits!" |
‘People asking questions they already know the answer for’…= a good lawyer. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:16 - Jan 9 with 3525 views | loftboy |
Just gone the sky sports app to check the latest scores and the WSL is above the FA cup. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:07 - Jan 9 with 3512 views | hantssi |
| Random irritations.. on 13:23 - Jan 6 by RamseyR |
Random hand "touching" in sport
Whenever a keeper makes a save or a defender makes an interception or clearance, they all have to "touch hands" Fair enough if it's an absolute worldy, but they do it all the time. That's their fcucking job.
Same in lots of other sports. i.e beach volleyball...after every point they win, two teammates have to touch hands.
I blame the yanks. |
Worst for me is doubles tennis even after they’ve just lost the point! | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:12 - Jan 10 with 3435 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 18:41 - Jan 2 by CliveWilsonSaid |
Lyndon Dykes tattoo. My god. Where will it end! |
Need to tattoo his face next, I assume? | |
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| Random irritations.. on 17:22 - Feb 6 with 5842 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| Random irritations.. on 13:38 - Jan 6 by TheChef |
This thread popping up every two to three months. |
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Why are mobile phones so obsessed about us calling the emergency services? I mean how often do people have to call for them and wouldn't they just phone 999? | |
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