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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) 22:07 - Apr 7 with 3314 viewsGroo


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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:12 - Apr 7 with 3230 viewscitywalljack

Nice read that - seem to like most of our squad :)
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:13 - Apr 7 with 3224 viewsSTEVE1

Well at least it is not only me that thinks we are half decent.
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:17 - Apr 7 with 3187 viewsSwansNZ

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:13 - Apr 7 by STEVE1

Well at least it is not only me that thinks we are half decent.


Looks like they rate our players more than a fair number of "Swans fans" on here

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:17 - Apr 7 with 3184 viewsslate_dk

It seems that we can sell Ki to them then...

But who would you pick up from the "relegation" teams?

Sunderland... none

Cardiff... Marshall have a pair of hands that have kept Cardiff in the race, Caulker, maybe Noone, Mutch.

Fulham... Hangeland if he was 5 years younger

Norwich... Redmond

WBA... Mulumbu, Sessegnon, maybe Sinclair

Palace... no thanks



[Post edited 7 Apr 2014 22:44]
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:33 - Apr 7 with 3047 viewsJackoBoostardo

Gee Gawsh!

Thanks for the compliments guys! But we'll be keeping our squad thanks!

And we're Swaaaaanseeeea Ciiiityyyy! Swaaaansseeeaaa Ciiiityyy F C! We're not necessarily the greatest team in football, the world has ever seen (but we're possibly the most honest and resilient). - On behalf of The Campaign For Realistic Crowd Chanting
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:46 - Apr 7 with 2944 viewsLord_Bony

interesting

I ve seen this a lot on other forums they really have a lot of respect for our team and club.

Most of them agree we won t be going down.

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:49 - Apr 7 with 2918 viewsJackoBoostardo

Looking at the quality of the teams in relegation risk at present - unless something disastrous happens, we shouldn't be going down.

Martin Jol is in line to be our next manager

(is an example of how things can be disastrous).

And we're Swaaaaanseeeea Ciiiityyyy! Swaaaansseeeaaa Ciiiityyy F C! We're not necessarily the greatest team in football, the world has ever seen (but we're possibly the most honest and resilient). - On behalf of The Campaign For Realistic Crowd Chanting
Poll: How could Van Persie survive such an horrific attack were it to happen again?

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 23:12 - Apr 7 with 2830 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

They are more confident of us staying up then we are .

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 23:33 - Apr 7 with 2747 viewsSpratty

Class - nice to have our quality appreciated


"Bony is class - would definitely take him."

"There's more chance of Swansea taking Ben Arfa."
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 03:15 - Apr 8 with 2595 viewsGroo

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Re: Relegation Candidates: Who'd you pinch?
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Any of their managers.




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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 07:47 - Apr 8 with 2466 viewsQuakerJack

Good bunch of fans who know their football, know quite a few of them from living and working up here... amazing to think there's only 10 miles between them and their scummy mackem neighbours, cheering when Taylor broke his leg.

Poll: Some scummer on the anus board reckons 80% of us want them to go down. so... do

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 08:26 - Apr 8 with 2390 viewsDr_Winston

Our players are highly rated yet we're unlikely to muster a meagre 40 points.

Imagine how we'd have done this season if we'd had the Laudrup of Aug-Feb 2012/13 in charge.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 09:32 - Apr 8 with 2250 viewsRancid

'' Still hoping we get Caulker back - rumours are that we might have something agreed. ''

Did Caulker play for them or is there a Jack or a Spurs fan on there?
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 09:38 - Apr 8 with 2230 viewssomersetsimon

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 08:26 - Apr 8 by Dr_Winston

Our players are highly rated yet we're unlikely to muster a meagre 40 points.

Imagine how we'd have done this season if we'd had the Laudrup of Aug-Feb 2012/13 in charge.


I feel that our first team (plus an extra 3-4 players) are as good as, if not better than, anyone else outside the top 7. I know the Europa League didn't help, but the fact that we are struggling with these players must be a management issue (both managers). Either they haven't been able to get the best performance out of the players or their tactics have been wrong.
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 10:08 - Apr 8 with 2177 viewsDr_Winston

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 09:38 - Apr 8 by somersetsimon

I feel that our first team (plus an extra 3-4 players) are as good as, if not better than, anyone else outside the top 7. I know the Europa League didn't help, but the fact that we are struggling with these players must be a management issue (both managers). Either they haven't been able to get the best performance out of the players or their tactics have been wrong.


Injuries haven't helped, although there is a school of thought to suggest (cue Waynekerr ;)) that a lot of the injuries we have and continue to suffer could be avoidable with a better training regime.

But yeah, no side containing the likes of Bony, Dyer, Routledge, Hernandez, Williams, Chico and the like should be anwhere near the relegation zone, let alone uncertain of survival with just five games left. Dress it up how you like, but that's not a dazzling testament to the management this season.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 10:13 - Apr 8 with 2154 viewsWatchman

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 10:08 - Apr 8 by Dr_Winston

Injuries haven't helped, although there is a school of thought to suggest (cue Waynekerr ;)) that a lot of the injuries we have and continue to suffer could be avoidable with a better training regime.

But yeah, no side containing the likes of Bony, Dyer, Routledge, Hernandez, Williams, Chico and the like should be anwhere near the relegation zone, let alone uncertain of survival with just five games left. Dress it up how you like, but that's not a dazzling testament to the management this season.


There have been fundamental errors made at Director/Managerial/Coaching/Player levels all season!
We have too many 'on their day' type players, not enough of them actually believe in what the club is and what it means.
For me the greatest challenge now is that there appears to be not one decision maker at the club( I include the Trust in that) even beginning to talk about 'ok we have achieved the dream but where do we go next'

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 10:25 - Apr 8 with 2128 viewsBloodyhills

Great, there's a few Mapgies that would take our entire team which seems more than what some posters in this forum would want! :D

Poll: Who wants the Swans to lose games get relegated to get rid of Huw and the yanks.

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 10:27 - Apr 8 with 2123 viewsBloodyhills

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:17 - Apr 7 by slate_dk

It seems that we can sell Ki to them then...

But who would you pick up from the "relegation" teams?

Sunderland... none

Cardiff... Marshall have a pair of hands that have kept Cardiff in the race, Caulker, maybe Noone, Mutch.

Fulham... Hangeland if he was 5 years younger

Norwich... Redmond

WBA... Mulumbu, Sessegnon, maybe Sinclair

Palace... no thanks



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I'd take Marshall in a blink, he's been great and without him Cardiff would have been relegated long ago, like last September!! :D

Poll: Who wants the Swans to lose games get relegated to get rid of Huw and the yanks.

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 10:37 - Apr 8 with 2105 viewsSpratty

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 09:38 - Apr 8 by somersetsimon

I feel that our first team (plus an extra 3-4 players) are as good as, if not better than, anyone else outside the top 7. I know the Europa League didn't help, but the fact that we are struggling with these players must be a management issue (both managers). Either they haven't been able to get the best performance out of the players or their tactics have been wrong.


Remember the optimism we started the season with

The Europa of course but the key injury toll was dreadful - how can not having up to 6 first pick players including both Bony and Michu during one period make less that a massive impact on any team, let alone ours. It is impossible to tell if we would otherwise have reached the massive potential there to be unlocked with a firing Bony and a fully fit Michu. Anything was possible.

Bony whilst brilliantly talented and excellent defensively, his forward style did not fit naturally into the team (hence many thought he was initially crap). So took a little while to be properly integrated and adapt a much more mobile style of play.

I suppose whilst we have some fantastic talent - some always have had excellent and quiet runs (form/formation/opposition?). Others where brilliant skills are weighed against lesser ability in other areas shooting / tackling / decision making / pace. That is the nature of our team (otherwise such talent would be at much higher clubs).

Whilst we are blessed with this quality and the nature of their play; their variability in form and strengths places an even higher burden on any manager, who has to be pretty visionary to roll the tactics / players dice in perfect harmony for any given opposition team. Suppose that is the joy of managing - but when that happens we are lucky to witness something very special. I hope we can retain this talent.
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 13:00 - Apr 8 with 1965 viewsQuakerJack

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 22:17 - Apr 7 by slate_dk

It seems that we can sell Ki to them then...

But who would you pick up from the "relegation" teams?

Sunderland... none

Cardiff... Marshall have a pair of hands that have kept Cardiff in the race, Caulker, maybe Noone, Mutch.

Fulham... Hangeland if he was 5 years younger

Norwich... Redmond

WBA... Mulumbu, Sessegnon, maybe Sinclair

Palace... no thanks



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Sunderland - Bridcutt, Fabio (Liverpool I know)

Scum - Marshall

Fulham - nobody

Norwich - Redmond, Snodgrass

WBA - nobody

Palace - nobody

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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 16:46 - Apr 8 with 1762 viewsJJJack

Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 13:00 - Apr 8 by QuakerJack

Sunderland - Bridcutt, Fabio (Liverpool I know)

Scum - Marshall

Fulham - nobody

Norwich - Redmond, Snodgrass

WBA - nobody

Palace - nobody


Derland (they've banned The Sun you see?) - Alonso - impresses me most times I see him

Fulham- Stockdale

Cardiff - Marshall (I'd pay upto £8m for him, he's mint). Matthias Moueller-Light Yoghurt Daily Mirror - cracking young 'un. Maybe Caulker too.

WBA - Berainho - cracking prospect, Mulumbu - decent squad player

Palace - Speroni - reliable old sod. Nathanial Clyne - good RB. Jonathon Williams (would fit us perfectly), Jedinak - consistent. Maybe Murray aswell - like him.

Norwich - Redmond- yep, maybe Snodgrass.
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 17:35 - Apr 8 with 1696 viewsRancid

Crystal Palace - Yannick Bolasie

Cardiff - David Marshall, Steven Caulker

Fulham - Bryan Ruiz
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Amusing Newcastle thread - like their Swansea comments :) on 02:41 - Apr 9 with 1358 viewsCatullus

Jedinak, Bolasie, Caulker, Snodgrass, Marshall. And I sometimes wonder about Dejagah too!

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