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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies 11:51 - Jan 24 with 2894 viewsGoth_Jack

Hi All

We (Swansea Lifts) are looking for Service and Lift Engineers to work across South Wales.

If you are interested, or know anyone who would be interested in permanent, full time / part time work, please email CV to enquiries@swansealiftgroup.com.

Thanks all

Sarah

Ride it like you stole it!

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:55 - Jan 24 with 2884 viewsswanjackal

I'm having Deja Vu here surely

Well just to get it out of the way again. The job has its ups and downs.

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:57 - Jan 24 with 2881 viewsGoth_Jack

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:55 - Jan 24 by swanjackal

I'm having Deja Vu here surely

Well just to get it out of the way again. The job has its ups and downs.


Trust you!

But yes, you are correct - deja vu and ups and downs! lol *rolls eyes*

Ride it like you stole it!

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:59 - Jan 24 with 2877 viewsswanjackal

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:57 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack

Trust you!

But yes, you are correct - deja vu and ups and downs! lol *rolls eyes*




Memory longer than Gene Simmons tongue here

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 12:46 - Jan 24 with 2828 viewsBobby_Fischer

This type of job can be rewarding on so many levels.

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 12:51 - Jan 24 with 2821 viewsNeath_Jack

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 with 2757 viewsGoth_Jack

Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)*

Ride it like you stole it!

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:27 - Jan 24 with 2745 viewsBanosswan

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack

Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)*


All the crap puns/jokes keep LIFTING your thread to the top of the page though.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:38 - Jan 24 with 2735 viewsswanjackal

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:27 - Jan 24 by Banosswan

All the crap puns/jokes keep LIFTING your thread to the top of the page though.


Crap puns? Just like most lifts, that's "Out of Order". Let's not elevate this further.
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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:50 - Jan 24 with 2725 viewsjack_lord

Stop it now before it goes to another level

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 16:22 - Jan 24 with 2696 viewsBobby_Fischer

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack

Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)*


Its only a bit of fun, don't let it bring you down!

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 16:24 - Jan 24 with 2695 viewsswanjackal

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 15:18 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack

Jesus Boys! You're supposed to be helping me here! *rolls eyes (again!)*


BOYS?!?!?!?! BOYS?!?!?!

I identify as a Goblin Teasmade. Bloody sexism!

I would apply, but my speciality is in bungee cords, and although it may make journeys interesting inside the elevator, it may cause the company a headache with the legal bills.

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 19:21 - Jan 24 with 2607 viewsdickythorpe

I gave a hitchhiker a lift once, and he had this big bag. He put it on my back seat.......
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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 21:20 - Jan 24 with 2543 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Stop pushing the OPs buttons please.

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Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 21:38 - Jan 24 with 2517 viewsLoyal

Service Engineer / Lift Engineer Vacancies on 11:57 - Jan 24 by Goth_Jack

Trust you!

But yes, you are correct - deja vu and ups and downs! lol *rolls eyes*


"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cnt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cnt up!"



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