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Tony Millington hiding the ball up the back of his jersey, and asking the ref where the ball was.....................he was booked. Giant pair of hands placed in Dai the drops goal.
The Frank Large incident........Total TwOt he was.
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 16:36 - May 31 with 9756 views
Cyril drop kicking millwall mascots head halfway across the vetch was pretty special. Think Eddy got banned from the suit after that
Also Jon (won't use his usual full name on here) running on the pitch at Torquay away just before kick off to dribble the ball across the line then shot into an open next... only to be kicked out by stewards when he jumped back over the fence. There were only about 15 behind the goal so he could hardly hide... the lad dropped to the floor - dead weight like a toddler - and got carried out by 4 stewards, limb each
During half time down the Liberty, players kicking the ball about and Darren Way puts his laces through the ball..........................and missed the man he was passing and hit one of the mascots (looked about 5 years old) as they were running around doing a lap for the crowd. It caught him smack bang on the side of the head and he went down hard. I was giggling like a schoolgirl for the rest of the evening.
I can't remember who it was against, but an opposition player went down on the touchline in front of the east stand and a Swans fan poured their coke over him.
Late Seventies a Boxing Day fixture with West Ham. For some reason only known to the club there was a large model 3D model of a swan in the middle of the pitch. A West Ham fan came from the away end and proceeded to make very lewd and suggestive motions with the swan. It took sometime for the stewards/police to realise, by this time the whole crowd were cheering him on.
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 17:42 - May 31 with 9582 views
The Chesterfield fan tumbling down the away end in the Vetch shortly after booting the football over the Jewson stand! The roar that went up after it was immense. I think it was the game in which a young Kevin Davies scored 2 after we'd gone 3-0 up, which included a penalty from Roger Freestone!
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 17:47 - May 31 with 9568 views
Ratcliffe had been giving it large in the press around us being a sh1t/small club and that they were going to turn us over in their away leg. We hammered them and he got serious abuse - particularly as we started to run away with it in the 2nd half (which turned out quite testy)
One of their subs had enough, got up for a warm up and in one movement threw a water bottle over his shoulder at the stand....
... caught Bobby Gould square in the face (he was sat in the directors box)
Didn't know whether to be outraged or clap.
Surprisingly nothing happened - the police/stewards had a word with the bench while the game was ongoing, but nothing more than that.
A Police Officer being bitten in the groin by a Police dog,just before the kick off, in a Chelsea game at the Vetch during the Toshack era.Nothing funny about it but it was certainly bizarre.
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 18:10 - May 31 with 9501 views
A night game against Aston Villa I think in our Div 1 days.
This guy close to me under the TV gantry on the NB was giving their blonde 'pretty boy' midfielder so much stick. I think the whole ground could hear him. Well said player eventually lost it and turned to him in the crowd shouting obscenities.
Can't remember his name. Anyone on here remember it?
Possibly beaten by the Dai Davies gloves stunt though!
The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 17:41 - May 31 by aberhugh
Late Seventies a Boxing Day fixture with West Ham. For some reason only known to the club there was a large model 3D model of a swan in the middle of the pitch. A West Ham fan came from the away end and proceeded to make very lewd and suggestive motions with the swan. It took sometime for the stewards/police to realise, by this time the whole crowd were cheering him on.
the Swan "shagging" incident was against Cardiff on Boxing Day 1979
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 18:51 - May 31 with 9411 views
Locomotiv Leipzig at home in the Cup Winners Cup early 80's, one of their players was making a complete idiot of himself rolling around after a challenge from one of our players.
This was in front of the North Bank on the right hand side as you looked at the pitch and, as he went into sixth or seventh roll on the ground, somebody from the crowd threw a crutch on to pitch right next to him. Funny as.
Proud to have been one of the 231
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:35 - May 31 with 9302 views
The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:17 - May 31 by Vetchfielder
Locomotiv Leipzig at home in the Cup Winners Cup early 80's, one of their players was making a complete idiot of himself rolling around after a challenge from one of our players.
This was in front of the North Bank on the right hand side as you looked at the pitch and, as he went into sixth or seventh roll on the ground, somebody from the crowd threw a crutch on to pitch right next to him. Funny as.
I was at that game but don't remember that incident. Shame, sounds good!
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:37 - May 31 with 9294 views
Thomas with a reputation for taking a dive goes down in front of the North Bank,he slowly gets back to his feet hobbling like a lame horse, out of the North Bank comes a flying crutch....brilliant
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:44 - May 31 with 9276 views
The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:17 - May 31 by Vetchfielder
Locomotiv Leipzig at home in the Cup Winners Cup early 80's, one of their players was making a complete idiot of himself rolling around after a challenge from one of our players.
This was in front of the North Bank on the right hand side as you looked at the pitch and, as he went into sixth or seventh roll on the ground, somebody from the crowd threw a crutch on to pitch right next to him. Funny as.
This ,you could hear him screaming a mile away ,pmsl
Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact
You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:51 - May 31 with 9252 views
The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 19:17 - May 31 by Vetchfielder
Locomotiv Leipzig at home in the Cup Winners Cup early 80's, one of their players was making a complete idiot of himself rolling around after a challenge from one of our players.
This was in front of the North Bank on the right hand side as you looked at the pitch and, as he went into sixth or seventh roll on the ground, somebody from the crowd threw a crutch on to pitch right next to him. Funny as.
I remember that incident. Someone in the North Bank shouted, "dig a hole and bury him", or something along those lines.
I can't remember if we were playing badly, but someone also shouted, "come on, they're only a bunch of train drivers".
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The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 20:24 - May 31 with 9164 views
Iuean the programme seller walks through the tunnel onto the north bank. Someone at the bank states "look its iuean" "Iueeannnn" "Iueeaannn" the guy shouts
Iuean turns and waves and at that exact same time the guy shouts even louder "IUEEAAANNN YOU F#CKING W@NKER"
The funniest / bizarre moment during a Swans match on 17:41 - May 31 by aberhugh
Late Seventies a Boxing Day fixture with West Ham. For some reason only known to the club there was a large model 3D model of a swan in the middle of the pitch. A West Ham fan came from the away end and proceeded to make very lewd and suggestive motions with the swan. It took sometime for the stewards/police to realise, by this time the whole crowd were cheering him on.
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