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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 20:09 25 Sep 2024
I hear that they ran out of sausages and cheese yesterday at Oktoberfest.
It was a wurst kase scenario. |
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Reply | Any Golfers On Here.
at 20:42 24 Jun 2024
I once got robbed by a monkey whilst playing golf.
We stayed at Sun City in South Africa during the World Cup in 2010. Played one of the courses there, and while I was teeing off on one of the holes a monkey ran out from the trees and nicked a bottle of blue energy drink from my bag, ran back in the bushes and sat there drinking it and watching us.
Not sure if there’s anything specific in the rules about that, but I was allowed to play my tee shot again without penalty. |
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Reply | Nearest pub to where you live
at 17:23 4 Jun 2024
Nearest pub to me is this one in Prague.
www.staraorechovka.cz/en
It's nothing special - pretty basic decor, and not particularly welcoming for anyone who doesn't live in the neighbourhood, but it's only 56kc for a half litre of Pilsner Urquell, which is about £1.95. A Kozel or Gambrinus - both equally as nice - will set you back just £1.40. No food, unless you count crisps and nuts.
A night out for under a tenner! [Post edited 4 Jun 2024 17:25]
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Reply | Streaming help needed
at 14:54 6 Jan 2024
I’ve just found it on Canadian TV - Sportsnet East channel. |
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Reply | Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch Cherries bomb us out the cup - Match Thread
at 11:55 5 Jan 2024
Very early goal for us - probably a wild deflection from an otherwise wayward speculative long-range effort - that surprises everyone in the ground, followed by 80 minutes of embarrassingly one-sided football and a hatful of Bournemouth goals, each one scored with relative ease.
1-6. |
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Reply | Disinterest…
at 14:34 3 Jan 2024
I live overseas, and my son is 9. Somehow he started to follow Rangers too a couple of seasons ago (I didn't really force it on him), and we watch most games together live on the QPR+ stream. We are members (just in case of a Wembley trip, of course), and I took him to a couple of games - Blackburn away, where a win would have taken us into the top two or a few hours (lost 1-0), and then last season West Brom at home when we were flying high (lost 1-0). He got into all the players, started to know all the chants, and loved it when Chair came on in the WC 3rd place play off. QPR was his team.
Since then he's started to lose interest as we just aren't fun to watch, and get beaten too easily, too often. His lack of interest has also rubbed off on me.
Recently he asked me if I'd mind if he started supporting Arsenal as well. That this didn't really bother me wasn't a surprise either. I just want him to enjoy watching football. [Post edited 3 Jan 2024 15:11]
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Reply | Best ever QPR player chants
at 11:52 24 Aug 2023
"Paul Ince, is a wan..r" at Old Trafford in the QF of the FA Cup.
Maybe memory playing tricks on me, but I seem to remember it started at HT and went on all the way through second half until he was substituted off. |
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Thread | Membership Gift Packs
at 17:15 27 Jul 2023
Does anyone know what's included in the membership gift pack this year? My son and I are overseas member, and have to fill out customs clearance forms for this stuff, which includes having to list what's inside.
If anyone has received theirs it would be great to know what's in the pack. |
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Reply | Ever randomly walked past a celebrity
at 16:29 13 Jan 2023
When I lived in West Hampstead me and my flatmate used to have a celeb spot game classified by quality of celeb (A-C), and level engagement (interactive or not), and activity (ironic, mundane). For example, Bob Hoskins holding the door of a newsagent open for you; Interactive mundane B.
Over the years I saw Rachel Stevens of S-Club 7 filling up her car on Finchley Road, Baby Spice locking eyes with me (unintentionally) on Hampstead High Street, Liam Gallagher and Nicole from All Saints in the chippy on West End Lane, Steven Fry at the carwash by the West Hampstead tube station in his black cab, Jamie Oliver at the Bar in the Holly Bush pub.
Favorite (non-interactive) brush with celeb was in Greenwich Village, New York on a Sunday afternoon around 1998. Waiting for the green light to cross the street and David Bowie and Iman were on the opposite side. When it turned green they crossed the road and nobody on our side moved - we all just stared. |
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Reply | Anyone been to Brno?
at 16:52 12 Jul 2022
Lived in Czech Rep for 17 years now. Brno has improved a lot in that time and as someone else suggests is a big student town with pretty good nightlife and plenty to fill a couple of days with - any longer though and it will get repetitive.
They shouldn't write off Bratislava though - bit more polished than Brno, and also a capital city, and 30 mins in a taxi from Vienna for another option for flying home. Been there many times, most memorable of which was July 2005 when I went for a quick business trip, and by coincidence Celtic played Artmedia Bratislava that night in a champions league qualifier. They lost 5-0 and the city was bouncing afterwards. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 00:03 4 Nov 2021
Why don’t owls make any noise when it rains?
They are too wet to woo. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 09:59 21 Aug 2021
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason’s Doner Van |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 16:30 20 Aug 2021
Two teenagers were caught by police in a disused warehouse throwing batteries and fireworks around.
One was charged, but they let the other one off. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 16:04 31 May 2021
Today it was reported that all restaurants in Munich have run out of sausages and cheese.
It's a wurst kase scenario. |
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