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Anybody up for a chat?
at 14:24 1 Feb 2023

Just gave it a go. Seems plausible:

Write a script about Clive, a QPR supporter, trying to muster up the will to write a match report of his beloved QPR which just lost to Huddersfield 4-0. Clive is in the Crown & Sceptre pub and says the word "f*ck" a lot

INT. CROWN & SCEPTRE PUB - DAY

Clive sits at the bar with a pen and notebook, staring at a blank page. He takes a sip of his beer and lets out a sigh.

Clive: (muttering to himself) Alright, let's do this. QPR vs. Huddersfield...

He pauses, takes another sip of his beer, and lets out another sigh.

Clive: (groaning) f*cking Huddersfield...

Bartender: Everything okay, mate?

Clive: (frustrated) No, it's not okay. QPR just got thrashed by Huddersfield 4-0. And now I have to write a f*cking match report about it.

Bartender: Well, try to focus on the positives. Did anyone have a good game?

Clive: (sarcastic) Yeah, f*cking Huddersfield had a great game.

Bartender: (laughing) Alright, mate. I'll leave you to it.

Clive: (sighing) Thanks.

Clive picks up his pen and starts to write, but then pauses and crumples up the paper.

Clive: (angry) F*cking hell, this is hopeless.

He takes another sip of his beer and sets the pen down on the bar.

Clive: (defeated) Maybe I'll just forget about the report and drown my sorrows in this beer instead.

Bartender: (smiling) I think that's a good plan.

Clive nods in agreement and takes another sip of his beer. The camera zooms out as he continues to drink, clearly in no rush to write that match report.

Fade to black.

THE END.
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West Brom report - plus discussion about this site next season, feedback welcome
at 11:40 27 Jul 2020

Long-time lurker, turned longish-time poster, reverting to occasional lurkage.

More than happy to contribute through whatever model you decide to go with.

Thank you for all the time you put into this madness!
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LFW Euros Sweepstake - With Art of Football prizes
at 17:48 9 Jun 2016

In! Cheers
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God is fading
at 00:45 29 May 2016

God doesn't exist.
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Play Off Final today
at 23:46 28 May 2016

F*ck Hull.
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at 17:07 4 Mar 2016

Fcking this.
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at 17:38 20 Nov 2015

I can't predict the score, but I can predict the minute I'll kick the TV in.

36th
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at 13:22 16 Oct 2015

That drum break at 03:25

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Let's talk Birmingham
at 18:21 15 Oct 2015

Has he written it yet? I can only see the history connection piece on the home page.

Edit - reply to Simmo
[Post edited 15 Oct 2015 18:21]
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Let's talk Birmingham
at 17:54 15 Oct 2015

Right, enough of this international break bollocks, let's talk Division Two football.

I see that Birmingham are doing quite well...is this all Gary Rowett's doing?
Can't say I've seen much of them this or last season but heard this Demarai Gray is promising. Anybody have some intel?
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at 09:49 15 Oct 2015

Edit - just noticed Blob already forewarned us of the Hollywood Vampires atrocity.
[Post edited 15 Oct 2015 9:50]
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at 09:55 14 Oct 2015

Leffe is owned by InBev, I'm afraid.
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at 09:23 7 Oct 2015

I'm down with this.

We should have one under our badge for every 'tached player in our history...Parkes, Penrice, Dykstra...
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at 10:34 2 Oct 2015

Something-2
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at 09:23 1 Oct 2015

No.10
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at 16:30 30 Sep 2015

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at 00:05 26 Sep 2015

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at 23:59 25 Sep 2015

If only Blackwood were playing
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at 10:41 16 Sep 2015

The mere thought of Karl Henry trying to keep up with a Blackburn counter-attack in the rain...


1-1
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Watching another team
at 15:34 10 Sep 2015

Watched a bit of North Greenford United v Rushden and Diamonds last weekend.

Rushden actually brought quite a few (around 30) and sang throughout most of the game.

What on earth happened to them? I remember seeing us scrape a 1-0 win against them at Loftus Road only 10 years ago.
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