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Caption Competition 05:04 - Nov 17 with 1711 viewsFredManRave

Hands up, if the jury is still out about Nourry.

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I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Caption Competition on 05:59 - Nov 17 with 1649 viewsHAYESBOY

Hello Loftus Road, please welcome my new back four. They are a little young but I have faith in them.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Caption Competition on 06:11 - Nov 17 with 1636 viewsUPPERLOFTNZ

The jury might be out but he should definitely be in court for fraud

Football is Faith
Poll: OK.. Next season. Where do you think we will finish?

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Caption Competition on 06:36 - Nov 17 with 1606 viewsPlanetHonneywood

What keeps Calm and Marti on? Tai Chi

QPR number 2, Xavi Calm, has revealed that he and boss Marti Cifuentes have turned to tai chi to help them relax and keep their focus during the championship's side relegation battle. He added, 'It's a total shit-show, even by QPR standards, and if we weren't doing tai chi, we'd have gone muy loco!'

WLS asked Rangers DOF/CEO/COO/VP/Chairman/Supreme Leader, Christian Nourry for comment, but were told 'QPR do not comment on martial arts.'

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Caption Competition on 06:43 - Nov 17 with 1592 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Caption Competition on 06:36 - Nov 17 by PlanetHonneywood

What keeps Calm and Marti on? Tai Chi

QPR number 2, Xavi Calm, has revealed that he and boss Marti Cifuentes have turned to tai chi to help them relax and keep their focus during the championship's side relegation battle. He added, 'It's a total shit-show, even by QPR standards, and if we weren't doing tai chi, we'd have gone muy loco!'

WLS asked Rangers DOF/CEO/COO/VP/Chairman/Supreme Leader, Christian Nourry for comment, but were told 'QPR do not comment on martial arts.'


"QPR do not comment on marital aids?" a local psycologist intervened.

"QPR operates one of the world's leading world-leading marital aids regimes, I mean programmes" said Christian Neurotic. "But we do not comment on it".

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Caption Competition on 07:53 - Nov 17 with 1504 viewsGroveR

Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya
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Caption Competition on 08:04 - Nov 17 with 1470 viewsDorse

What firing squad? They're Motivational Consultants.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Caption Competition on 08:06 - Nov 17 with 1457 viewsNortholt_Rs

Caption Competition on 05:59 - Nov 17 by HAYESBOY

Hello Loftus Road, please welcome my new back four. They are a little young but I have faith in them.


They couldn’t be any worse tbf.

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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Caption Competition on 11:47 - Nov 17 with 1320 viewsDannyPaddox



QPR head coach Marti Cifuentes, frustrated by CEO Nourry’s policy of not commenting on players contracts and transfer details, resorts to communicating to the outside world via the medium of Bollywood dance moves. In a pose called the Slovenian Mannequin, Cifuentes reveals just how long Žan Celar’s contract is.
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Caption Competition on 13:28 - Nov 17 with 1242 viewsNoDiddley

Saturday afternoon fever.
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Caption Competition on 14:19 - Nov 17 with 1196 viewsacricketer

See this? You'll get a smack if you don't pass forwards!
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Caption Competition on 17:17 - Nov 17 with 1043 viewsconnell10

Hands up if you think Nourry is a Kunt.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll: best number 10 ever?

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Caption Competition on 19:30 - Nov 17 with 918 viewsEsox_Lucius

This is our trophy, there are many like it but this trophy is ours.

The grass is always greener.

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Caption Competition on 21:09 - Nov 17 with 832 viewsBenny_the_Ball





Night fever, night fever.
We know how to do it.
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Caption Competition on 21:14 - Nov 17 with 826 viewsR_from_afar

"Now *this* is what I mean by defending narrow".

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Caption Competition on 21:23 - Nov 17 with 806 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Spanish waiter losses drinks tray.
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Caption Competition on 21:25 - Nov 17 with 797 viewsNorthernr

"I tried".
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Caption Competition on 21:31 - Nov 17 with 773 viewsted_hendrix

Taxi.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Caption Competition on 02:32 - Nov 18 with 612 viewsstainrods_elbow

Caption Competition on 21:31 - Nov 17 by ted_hendrix

Taxi.


Sorry, that wasn't meant to be a Nazi salute, Christian!

Poll: What should the club do now (assuming no imminent change of owners)?

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Caption Competition on 04:37 - Nov 18 with 585 viewsHAYESBOY

This is how we defend corners.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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